Oh my gosh. Going out to eat is ridiculous these days. A fast casual spot is like $16 and a sit-down meal is $30 easy. It is just not worth it anymore. I budget $150 a month for dining out and that's it. After that I am done.
Yesterday I enjoyed a meal-sized megaslice of pizza from an old bar near my work. Cost a whole $5, and it's the best pizza in a 150 mile radius. They made my individual slice to order.
Given, the place is a disgusting rat nest. There are dust stalagtites hanging from the 125 year old ceiling, and there's a faint wiff of ashtray. The floor creaks and buckles under your feet when someone walks on the other side of the room. But they sell a genuinely gourmet quality product at 20-years-ago prices.
There was no drive-thru, no giant sign, and the furniture looked like somewhere else threw it away 3 decades ago. Yet this little business has been cranking out the best pizza in town for several decades now. I was a bit concerned because there was only one person in line in front of me, and I hope against hope that this little place can stay in business. How TF do people line up at nasty places like McDonalds or Chick fil A when there are places like this in the world? Aesthetics?
Anyway, it seems most restaurant-goers are idiots, so search well off the beaten path for the little mom and pop dumps scratching out a living by delivering extraordinary value instead of selling ads, putting up skyscraper-height signs, or seizing prime real estate.