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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7850 on: May 24, 2021, 01:57:52 PM »
Are we there yet? Is fear rampant?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7851 on: May 24, 2021, 02:56:06 PM »
Not while it's above 0.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7852 on: May 24, 2021, 08:18:11 PM »
And not if you bought prior to February.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7853 on: May 25, 2021, 01:24:25 AM »

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7854 on: May 25, 2021, 09:40:33 AM »
From Marketwatch (truly a beacon of measured reporting):
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Its current slump isnít pegged to one single event or piece of news but was instead being blamed on fear, uncertainty and doubt, or FUD, in the parlance of crypto traders.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7855 on: May 25, 2021, 10:16:45 AM »
From Marketwatch (truly a beacon of measured reporting):
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Its current slump isnít pegged to one single event or piece of news but was instead being blamed on fear, uncertainty and doubt, or FUD, in the parlance of crypto traders.


Um, y'all do know what happened to those guys, right?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7856 on: May 25, 2021, 11:12:04 AM »
They lost their life savings because they invested at the top.  Fear is back.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7857 on: May 25, 2021, 02:58:12 PM »
They lost their life savings because they invested at the top.  Fear is back.

Earnings will be a reality check, being as that's generally the whole point of reporting earnings. 

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7858 on: June 08, 2021, 01:29:11 PM »
Stupidly high top is in.

You called it! I think the day you made this post was the actual day The Top was in. The market has gone down for three days in a row. I don;t think it will ever go up again.

Are you Thorstach?

I canít be sure, but Iím pretty sure I have never noticed you posting at the same time Thorstach posted.

No, he's not Thorstach.   Thorstach was the prophet in the wilderness.   Ender is the new one true prophet that has replaced Thorstach -- the Thorstach Ender if you will.

Today is the big test! The top has been in for a month. I was starting to believe in Ender, but he may be proved false soon.

One whole month as the new Thorstach is pretty sweet though. I donít know many other people who can claim that kind of accomplishment in their lives.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7859 on: June 08, 2021, 01:40:17 PM »
Stupidly high top is in.

You called it! I think the day you made this post was the actual day The Top was in. The market has gone down for three days in a row. I don;t think it will ever go up again.

Are you Thorstach?

I canít be sure, but Iím pretty sure I have never noticed you posting at the same time Thorstach posted.

No, he's not Thorstach.   Thorstach was the prophet in the wilderness.   Ender is the new one true prophet that has replaced Thorstach -- the Thorstach Ender if you will.

Today is the big test! The top has been in for a month. I was starting to believe in Ender, but he may be proved false soon.

One whole month as the new Thorstach is pretty sweet though. I donít know many other people who can claim that kind of accomplishment in their lives.

Heresy!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7860 on: June 10, 2021, 03:02:02 PM »
Stupidly high top is in.

You called it! I think the day you made this post was the actual day The Top was in. The market has gone down for three days in a row. I don;t think it will ever go up again.

Are you Thorstach?

I canít be sure, but Iím pretty sure I have never noticed you posting at the same time Thorstach posted.

No, he's not Thorstach.   Thorstach was the prophet in the wilderness.   Ender is the new one true prophet that has replaced Thorstach -- the Thorstach Ender if you will.

Today is the big test! The top has been in for a month. I was starting to believe in Ender, but he may be proved false soon.

One whole month as the new Thorstach is pretty sweet though. I donít know many other people who can claim that kind of accomplishment in their lives.

Heresy!

Ender is a false prophet. Top is in. Again.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7861 on: June 10, 2021, 05:23:44 PM »
Stupidly high top is in.

You called it! I think the day you made this post was the actual day The Top was in. The market has gone down for three days in a row. I don;t think it will ever go up again.

Are you Thorstach?

I canít be sure, but Iím pretty sure I have never noticed you posting at the same time Thorstach posted.

No, he's not Thorstach.   Thorstach was the prophet in the wilderness.   Ender is the new one true prophet that has replaced Thorstach -- the Thorstach Ender if you will.

Today is the big test! The top has been in for a month. I was starting to believe in Ender, but he may be proved false soon.

One whole month as the new Thorstach is pretty sweet though. I donít know many other people who can claim that kind of accomplishment in their lives.

Heresy!

Ender is a false prophet. Top is in. Again.

This is difficult to process. First, I believed in Thorstach. Then the VIX didnít break down and XVI didnít spike. So I began to doubt. But Ender spoke, and for one whole month the world made sense. I felt that I could understand The Top. Now Ender has been proved as false as Thorstach.

What do we do now?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7862 on: June 10, 2021, 05:49:26 PM »
It's all just a game to me, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7863 on: June 10, 2021, 06:15:38 PM »
I've figured out the whole and complete truth of what is going on.

The market has actually collapsed just as Thorstach Ender predicted.

But, testimony given to Ohio Republican legislators in the last two days has made it all clear to me.

The covid shot causes people to become magnetic.   The magnetic field of all the vaccinated people has magnified the 5G elements of the internet and are turning those electrons passing thru the internet positive, which causes the market to look higher than it really is.  It's actually at -4200 or so.   

You can prove this because if you've gotten the covid shot spoons and bobby pins will stick to your skin.     Well, even if they don't, it's still true.   That's what the testimony said.

And the Republican state legislators thanked these people for their useful testimony and passed anti-covid-vax legislation.

But don't worry, another Republican congressman has asked if the Bureau of Land Management or the Forest Service can alter the moon or the Earth's orbit because he had learned from NASA that some naturally occurring alterations would affect the climate.
I bet when Smokey the Bear moves the moon to a new location it will counteract the covid magnetic effect and the truth shall be revealed.



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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7864 on: June 10, 2021, 06:26:03 PM »
I've figured out the whole and complete truth of what is going on.

The market has actually collapsed just as Thorstach Ender predicted.

But, testimony given to Ohio Republican legislators in the last two days has made it all clear to me.

The covid shot causes people to become magnetic.   



Magnetic top is in!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7865 on: June 10, 2021, 06:59:13 PM »
I've figured out the whole and complete truth of what is going on.

The market has actually collapsed just as Thorstach Ender predicted.

But, testimony given to Ohio Republican legislators in the last two days has made it all clear to me.

The covid shot causes people to become magnetic.   



Magnetic top is in!

That testimony was crazy! Nobody knows how magnets work, so how can you prove these magnetic people got that way from their COVID shot?

Somebody doesnít understand scienceÖ

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7866 on: June 10, 2021, 08:05:14 PM »
I've figured out the whole and complete truth of what is going on.

The market has actually collapsed just as Thorstach Ender predicted.

But, testimony given to Ohio Republican legislators in the last two days has made it all clear to me.

The covid shot causes people to become magnetic.   



Magnetic top is in!

That testimony was crazy! Nobody knows how magnets work, so how can you prove these magnetic people got that way from their COVID shot?

Somebody doesnít understand scienceÖ

Oh, no, you missed the best part.  The nurse demonstrated to the Republican legislators that she was now magnetic but THE ITEMS DID NOT STICK TO HER.   And she just shrugged it off and said it happened anyway, and the Republican legislators nodded "Yep." and passed the legislation the nurse wanted.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7867 on: June 10, 2021, 10:31:12 PM »
Speaking of amazing medical conclusions, a few months ago the Republican AZ legislature removed the covid mask mandate (this is long before it was available to anyone who wanted one) because the masks obviously aren't needed because the CDC didn't make us wear masks during the AIDS epidemic.  Yep.   You read that correctly.

Personally, I think if the GOP had had its heads this far up Trump's ass back then the CDC would have recommended they use a mask, but that's just my opinion and not a medical one...

GOP Logic Top is in.

The GOP Illogic Top is poised to go sky high.


Even the great Prophet Thorstach couldn't be expected to foresee such a glut of public stupidity that's accepted as correct by 25-50% of the nation.   God knows what it will do to the market over the next decade, but I don't think even Thorstach can foresee the end of this.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7868 on: June 11, 2021, 07:28:43 AM »
When will mask top be in?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7869 on: June 11, 2021, 07:33:15 AM »
Stupidly high top is in.

You called it! I think the day you made this post was the actual day The Top was in. The market has gone down for three days in a row. I don;t think it will ever go up again.

Are you Thorstach?

I canít be sure, but Iím pretty sure I have never noticed you posting at the same time Thorstach posted.

No, he's not Thorstach.   Thorstach was the prophet in the wilderness.   Ender is the new one true prophet that has replaced Thorstach -- the Thorstach Ender if you will.

Today is the big test! The top has been in for a month. I was starting to believe in Ender, but he may be proved false soon.

One whole month as the new Thorstach is pretty sweet though. I donít know many other people who can claim that kind of accomplishment in their lives.

Heresy!

Ender is a false prophet. Top is in. Again.

This is difficult to process. First, I believed in Thorstach. Then the VIX didnít break down and XVI didnít spike. So I began to doubt. But Ender spoke, and for one whole month the world made sense. I felt that I could understand The Top. Now Ender has been proved as false as Thorstach.

What do we do now?

Historically, people have doubled down on their belief in prophets at points such as this.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7870 on: June 11, 2021, 08:06:44 AM »
Historically, people have doubled down on their belief in prophets at points such as this.



No waffling around, we are doubling down (with maple mayo) that the Top is in!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7871 on: June 11, 2021, 08:17:18 AM »
That looks disgusting.  I want to eat it so bad.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7872 on: June 11, 2021, 03:48:44 PM »
That looks disgusting.  I want to eat it so bad.

Totally gross.   So many restaurants serving sickening, fattening food.  Where though?  Which restaurant? 

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7873 on: June 11, 2021, 04:10:51 PM »
That looks disgusting.  I want to eat it so bad.

Totally gross.   So many restaurants serving sickening, fattening food.  Where though?  Which restaurant?

Taking 100 aspirins will also relieve hunger, with the added bonus of not having to spend years as a disabled person who hates their body. Still, I'm reluctant to call a bottom on restaurant food quality.

Colonel Sanders may have killed more people than Saddam Hussein. Hussein never had WMDs like this.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7874 on: June 11, 2021, 04:21:01 PM »
That looks disgusting.  I want to eat it so bad.

Totally gross.   So many restaurants serving sickening, fattening food.  Where though?  Which restaurant?

Taking 100 aspirins will also relieve hunger, with the added bonus of not having to spend years as a disabled person who hates their body. Still, I'm reluctant to call a bottom on restaurant food quality.

Colonel Sanders may have killed more people than Saddam Hussein. Hussein never had WMDs like this.

Taking 100 aspirins may relieve hunger, but it's also likely to cause rapid breathing, sweating, hallucination, vomiting, and death.  I'd recommend the waffle double down as much safer over it.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7875 on: June 11, 2021, 04:29:50 PM »
When will mask top be in?
When you get to the bottom, you go to the top.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7876 on: June 12, 2021, 07:35:16 PM »
That looks disgusting.  I want to eat it so bad.

Totally gross.   So many restaurants serving sickening, fattening food.  Where though?  Which restaurant?

Taking 100 aspirins will also relieve hunger, with the added bonus of not having to spend years as a disabled person who hates their body. Still, I'm reluctant to call a bottom on restaurant food quality.

Colonel Sanders may have killed more people than Saddam Hussein. Hussein never had WMDs like this.

Taking 100 aspirins may relieve hunger, but it's also likely to cause rapid breathing, sweating, hallucination, vomiting, and death.  I'd recommend the waffle double down as much safer over it.

My arteries or my liver? Tough call.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7877 on: June 14, 2021, 08:29:26 AM »
Historically, people have doubled down on their belief in prophets at points such as this.



No waffling around, we are doubling down (with maple mayo) that the Top is in!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhMIbO3S--E

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7878 on: June 14, 2021, 02:24:07 PM »
I love a come from behind win!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7879 on: June 14, 2021, 02:34:52 PM »
I love a come from behind win!

That graphic reminds me of all the lava in Iceland. 

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7880 on: June 14, 2021, 03:10:29 PM »
That looks disgusting.  I want to eat it so bad.

Totally gross.   So many restaurants serving sickening, fattening food.  Where though?  Which restaurant?

Taking 100 aspirins will also relieve hunger, with the added bonus of not having to spend years as a disabled person who hates their body. Still, I'm reluctant to call a bottom on restaurant food quality.

Colonel Sanders may have killed more people than Saddam Hussein. Hussein never had WMDs like this.

ďIím too drunk to taste this TopĒ - late, great Colonel Sanders

On an unrelated note, Colonel Sanders actually got into a gunfight with a rival businessman at one point

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7881 on: June 14, 2021, 03:17:06 PM »
That looks disgusting.  I want to eat it so bad.

Totally gross.   So many restaurants serving sickening, fattening food.  Where though?  Which restaurant?

Taking 100 aspirins will also relieve hunger, with the added bonus of not having to spend years as a disabled person who hates their body. Still, I'm reluctant to call a bottom on restaurant food quality.

Colonel Sanders may have killed more people than Saddam Hussein. Hussein never had WMDs like this.

ďIím too drunk to taste this TopĒ - late, great Colonel Sanders

On an unrelated note, Colonel Sanders actually got into a gunfight with a rival businessman at one point
Or as they said in Strange Brew:
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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7882 on: June 15, 2021, 08:20:40 PM »
This is yet another article that takes a statistic (40% of workers thinking of quitting) and throws it out like a matter of fact truth, while not providing any evidence at all for where that stat comes from or how to determine that it's a real statistic.

Then again, in this day, you don't have to actually write news articles that are factual to be popular, just ones that reinforce people's preconceived notions of what they want to read.

Which this article 100% does.

But 85% of your posts have turned out to be inaccurate, so why should we trust you now?


I have been shamed for my heresy in predicting the top. ender's top was in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7883 on: June 15, 2021, 09:58:27 PM »
This is yet another article that takes a statistic (40% of workers thinking of quitting) and throws it out like a matter of fact truth, while not providing any evidence at all for where that stat comes from or how to determine that it's a real statistic.

Then again, in this day, you don't have to actually write news articles that are factual to be popular, just ones that reinforce people's preconceived notions of what they want to read.

Which this article 100% does.

But 85% of your posts have turned out to be inaccurate, so why should we trust you now?


I have been shamed for my heresy in predicting the top. ender's top was in.

Ender's top...ended??

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7884 on: June 16, 2021, 06:55:53 AM »
I got to the enemies gate and found that the gate was down, not top.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7885 on: June 18, 2021, 01:02:10 PM »
I got to the enemies gate and found that the gate was down, not top.

Sounds like a scandal. Top-gate perhaps?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7886 on: June 18, 2021, 04:34:44 PM »
I got to the enemies gate and found that the gate was down, not top.

Sounds like a scandal. Top-gate perhaps?
I thought Ender got through the enemy's
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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7887 on: June 18, 2021, 05:38:42 PM »
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Excuse me, Iíve only had like 35 years to read the book. Canít you use spoiler tags??

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7888 on: June 20, 2021, 09:22:15 AM »
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TOP IS IN

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7889 on: June 21, 2021, 09:47:40 AM »
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TOP IS IN


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...earnings will be a reality check

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7890 on: June 21, 2021, 03:44:08 PM »
I got to the enemies gate and found that the gate was down, not top.

Sounds like a scandal. Top-gate perhaps?
I thought Ender got through the enemy's
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gate, but only later found out it wasn't a game
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Spoiler within a spoiler: the Easter Bunny isn't real.


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I see you hid an Easter egg in your edit.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7891 on: June 21, 2021, 09:02:10 PM »
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TOP IS IN

@dougules wins the Top Is In Contest today, which of course means @dougules top is in!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7892 on: June 21, 2021, 09:38:27 PM »
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TOP IS IN

@dougules wins the Top Is In Contest today, which of course means @dougules top is in!

I'm afraid my top was in years ago. 

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7893 on: June 22, 2021, 07:14:15 AM »
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TOP IS IN

@dougules wins the Top Is In Contest today, which of course means @dougules top is in!

I'm afraid my top was in years ago.

I guess you can still try some Rogaine and hope for the best . . .

:P

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7894 on: June 22, 2021, 09:17:08 AM »
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TOP IS IN

@dougules wins the Top Is In Contest today, which of course means @dougules top is in!

I'm afraid my top was in years ago.

I guess you can still try some Rogaine and hope for the best . . .

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He was hoping for some rogue gains, but actual earnings were a reality check. Sadly, the timing was off and the top was clearly in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7895 on: June 28, 2021, 12:35:55 PM »
top is in

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7896 on: July 01, 2021, 02:23:28 PM »
top is in

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7897 on: July 01, 2021, 02:46:20 PM »
Again? It's getting a little boring now.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7898 on: July 01, 2021, 02:49:59 PM »
Again? It's getting a little boring now.

The top constantly being in can wear you down, but be strong, brother. 

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« Reply #7899 on: July 01, 2021, 02:55:14 PM »
It may seem like old news but it's always a new top.