Top is in

[Weisass]

I love how tone deaf some people can be in threads like this one.

Tone Police Top is in?

[Glenstache]

I love how tone deaf some people can be in threads like this one.

I know. It's like some people don't even take big market declines after a peak seriously.

I’d rather joke about it than freak out.  But if we’re being honest…

[PDXTabs]

I love how tone deaf some people can be in threads like this one.

I know. It's like some people don't even take big market declines after a peak seriously.

I’d rather joke about it than freak out.  But if we’re being honest…

Really? I'm having a great time. I just crank up the Skrillex and HODL.

[Tyson]

Every time there's a big drop I keep expecting those people that kvetch about stocks being 'too expensive' to finally shut up.  Somehow that never happens.

[2Birds1Stone]

""Give me diamond hands and something to hodl with them, and I shall fly to the moon." -- Archimemes"

[RWD]

-- Archimemes

[dragoncar]

Every time there's a big drop I keep expecting those people that kvetch about stocks being 'too expensive' to finally shut up.  Somehow that never happens.

Where do you see these comments?  Are they still saying stocks are overpriced or have they switched to saying the market is too volatile?

[Tyson]

Every time there's a big drop I keep expecting those people that kvetch about stocks being 'too expensive' to finally shut up.  Somehow that never happens.

Where do you see these comments?  Are they still saying stocks are overpriced or have they switched to saying the market is too volatile?

Brilliant observation!  Haha, thanks man you just made my day.

[EscapeVelocity2020]

-- Archimemes

Elon Musk in 2075...

[2Birds1Stone]

-- Archimemes

Elon Musk in 2075...

#ded

[EscapeVelocity2020]

-- Archimemes

Elon Musk in 2075...

#ded

Musk’s Top will be In

[vand]

It's rather pathetic and predictable watching the bulls desperately defending the -20% level on the S&P that would ring the official bear market bell.  At this point I think we all know that there's a recession coming and an accompanying deep bear market to go with it.. let's just get on with it.

[dandarc]

It's rather pathetic and predictable watching the bulls desperately defending the -20% level on the S&P that would ring the official bear market bell.  At this point I think we all know that there's a recession coming and an accompanying deep bear market to go with it.. let's just get on with it.

So if I understand you correctly here, I think what you're saying is "the top is in"?

[HPstache]

It's bloodbath!

[DadJokes]

It's been said that there are massive opportunities and fortunes to be made in recession.

This is why I'm opening up my own Top Is In clothing line. We will also be selling paper bags for people to put over their head as the world is ending.


But the only pathetic thing I've seen in this thread is vand continually trying to make serious comments, as if anyone here cares about his/her "expert" opinion. Read the room dude.

[HPstache]

It's been said that there are massive opportunities and fortunes to be made in recession.

This is why I'm opening up my own Top Is In clothing line. We will also be selling paper bags for people to put over their head as the world is ending.


But the only pathetic thing I've seen in this thread is vand continually trying to make serious comments, as if anyone here cares about his/her "expert" opinion. Read the room dude.

I believe this to be true... wondering what that "thing" will be though.

[shureShote]

It's bloodbath!

Bloody top is in (the dirty clothes)

[MustacheAndaHalf]

This is why I'm opening up my own Top Is In clothing line. We will also be selling paper bags for people to put over their head as the world is ending.

And when the shirts arrive, you can alert customers "tops are in!"

[maizefolk]

It's been said that there are massive opportunities and fortunes to be made in recession.

This is why I'm opening up my own Top Is In clothing line. We will also be selling paper bags for people to put over their head as the world is ending.

Back in my day the poor could still afford wooden barrels to hide their nakedness. Now we're reduced to paper. Truly these are dark days.

[Glenstache]

It's been said that there are massive opportunities and fortunes to be made in recession.

This is why I'm opening up my own Top Is In clothing line. We will also be selling paper bags for people to put over their head as the world is ending.

I hope you only sell bottoms.

[zolotiyeruki]

It's been said that there are massive opportunities and fortunes to be made in recession.

This is why I'm opening up my own Top Is In clothing line. We will also be selling paper bags for people to put over their head as the world is ending.

I hope you only sell bottoms.

Agreed.  Nobody wants to buy the top!

[Tigerpine]

It's been said that there are massive opportunities and fortunes to be made in recession.

This is why I'm opening up my own Top Is In clothing line. We will also be selling paper bags for people to put over their head as the world is ending.

I hope you only sell bottoms.

Agreed.  Nobody wants to buy the top!

It's common sense:  buy bottoms and sell tops!

[ChpBstrd]

But the only pathetic thing I've seen in this thread is vand continually trying to make serious comments, as if anyone here cares about his/her "expert" opinion. Read the room dude.

Seriousness top is in.

[Glenstache]

It's been said that there are massive opportunities and fortunes to be made in recession.

This is why I'm opening up my own Top Is In clothing line. We will also be selling paper bags for people to put over their head as the world is ending.

I hope you only sell bottoms.

Agreed.  Nobody wants to buy the top!

I think I found the first design for your line:

[GuitarStv]

It's been said that there are massive opportunities and fortunes to be made in recession.

This is why I'm opening up my own Top Is In clothing line. We will also be selling paper bags for people to put over their head as the world is ending.

I hope you only sell bottoms.

Agreed.  Nobody wants to buy the top!

I think I found the first design for your line:

I didn't know they were making diamond clap pants!

[PDXTabs]

It's bloodbath!

I know. The SP-500 was up 1.86% yesterday and then down 0.81% today. But due to recency bias I'm terrified!!!

[PDXTabs]

But the only pathetic thing I've seen in this thread is vand continually trying to make serious comments, as if anyone here cares about his/her "expert" opinion. Read the room dude.

I'm also guilty of this.

This is why I'm opening up my own Top Is In clothing line. We will also be selling paper bags for people to put over their head as the world is ending.

Don't sell paper bags, sell t-shirts.

[MrGreen]

I feel like a Top Is In t-shirt would be a fantastic way to discreetly inform other Mustachians that you too are a Mustachian. And it's funny!

[Wintergreen78]

I feel like a Top Is In t-shirt would be a fantastic way to discreetly inform other Mustachians that you too are a Mustachian. And it's funny!

I’m not going to buy some overpriced t-shirt! I’ll buy a t-shirt on sale for $5 and write The Top is In in big letters with a marker.

[MustacheAndaHalf]

But the only pathetic thing I've seen in this thread is vand continually trying to make serious comments, as if anyone here cares about his/her "expert" opinion. Read the room dude.

Seriousness top is in.

Late breaking news: the seriousness top is not in!

But the only pathetic thing I've seen in this thread is vand continually trying to make serious comments, as if anyone here cares about his/her "expert" opinion. Read the room dude.

I'm also guilty of this.

I'm also also guilty of this, and I've been sentenced for this.

[Glenstache]

I feel like a Top Is In t-shirt would be a fantastic way to discreetly inform other Mustachians that you too are a Mustachian. And it's funny!

I’m not going to buy some overpriced t-shirt! I’ll buy a t-shirt on sale for $5 and write The Top is In in big letters with a marker.

I see no gap between what you are saying.

[MustacheAndaHalf]

I feel like a Top Is In t-shirt would be a fantastic way to discreetly inform other Mustachians that you too are a Mustachian. And it's funny!

I’m not going to buy some overpriced t-shirt! I’ll buy a t-shirt on sale for $5 and write The Top is In in big letters with a marker.

I see no gap between what you are saying.

We can deliver the clothes through the Nordstrom 2 pipeline.

[PDXTabs]

I feel like a Top Is In t-shirt would be a fantastic way to discreetly inform other Mustachians that you too are a Mustachian. And it's funny!

I may have done some market research to figure out that there are 462 unique posters on this thread. The most elite investor panic club on the internet.

[ChpBstrd]

I feel like a Top Is In t-shirt would be a fantastic way to discreetly inform other Mustachians that you too are a Mustachian. And it's funny!

I’m not going to buy some overpriced t-shirt! I’ll buy a t-shirt on sale for $5 and write The Top is In in big letters with a marker.

I see no gap between what you are saying.

We can deliver the clothes through the Nordstrom 2 pipeline.

Hahaha! You guys are kohling me!

[secondcor521]

I feel like a Top Is In t-shirt would be a fantastic way to discreetly inform other Mustachians that you too are a Mustachian. And it's funny!

I’m not going to buy some overpriced t-shirt! I’ll buy a t-shirt on sale for $5 and write The Top is In in big letters with a marker.

I see no gap between what you are saying.

We can deliver the clothes through the Nordstrom 2 pipeline.

Hahaha! You guys are kohling me!

The puns are always on target here.

[Radagast]

I feel like a Top Is In t-shirt would be a fantastic way to discreetly inform other Mustachians that you too are a Mustachian. And it's funny!

I’m not going to buy some overpriced t-shirt! I’ll buy a t-shirt on sale for $5 and write The Top is In in big letters with a marker.

I see no gap between what you are saying.

We can deliver the clothes through the Nordstrom 2 pipeline.

Hahaha! You guys are kohling me!

The puns are always on target here.

Now we just need to know if @JAYSLOL sees pennys.

[JAYSLOL]

I feel like a Top Is In t-shirt would be a fantastic way to discreetly inform other Mustachians that you too are a Mustachian. And it's funny!

I’m not going to buy some overpriced t-shirt! I’ll buy a t-shirt on sale for $5 and write The Top is In in big letters with a marker.

I see no gap between what you are saying.

We can deliver the clothes through the Nordstrom 2 pipeline.

Hahaha! You guys are kohling me!

The puns are always on target here.

Now we just need to know if @JAYSLOL sees pennys.

Did someone say pennys!?

[MustacheAndaHalf]

I feel like a Top Is In t-shirt would be a fantastic way to discreetly inform other Mustachians that you too are a Mustachian. And it's funny!

I’m not going to buy some overpriced t-shirt! I’ll buy a t-shirt on sale for $5 and write The Top is In in big letters with a marker.

I see no gap between what you are saying.

We can deliver the clothes through the Nordstrom 2 pipeline.

Hahaha! You guys are kohling me!

The puns are always on target here.

Now we just need to know if @JAYSLOL sees pennys.

J.C.!  Penny?

[BigMoneyJim]

At this point I think we all know that there's a recession coming and an accompanying deep bear market to go with it..

I felt exactly the same way. In February/March 2020. It was slam-dunk obvious there would be a recession and investments would suffer.

Wait I still have more money than I did then, and I've earned like a grand total of $170 since then in income/donations. ???

[dragoncar]

Here you go

https://www.customink.com/designs/topisin/rsj0-00ck-v53p/share?pc=EMAIL-40778&utm_campaign=shared%20design&utm_source=share%20link&utm_medium=shared%20design&utm_content=shared%20mobile

[ChpBstrd]

Here you go

https://www.customink.com/designs/topisin/rsj0-00ck-v53p/share?pc=EMAIL-40778&utm_campaign=shared%20design&utm_source=share%20link&utm_medium=shared%20design&utm_content=shared%20mobile

Do you have anything more evocative of panic, and less aware of broader trends?

E.g. an S&P500 chart on linear scale with that moment in time pointed out in a cartoon speech bubble? Perhaps with @RWD 's list of posts on the back (QR codes would probably work best there).

[DadJokes]

I prefer to remain cryptic. I just want the shirts to say "Top Is In" right across the chest, with "Bottom Is In" right across the back of the pants.

People will be so confused that they don't know which is real.

But we'll know.

[BicycleB]

Here you go

https://www.customink.com/designs/topisin/rsj0-00ck-v53p/share?pc=EMAIL-40778&utm_campaign=shared%20design&utm_source=share%20link&utm_medium=shared%20design&utm_content=shared%20mobile

I leave this club last week and NOW there’s a T shirt??

Great design, @dragoncar.

[ChpBstrd]

I prefer to remain cryptic. I just want the shirts to say "Top Is In" right across the chest, with "Bottom Is In" right across the back of the pants.

People will be so confused that they don't know which is real.

But we'll know.

I think you might get interesting responses to such an outfit. To some, "the top is in" or "catching the bottom" mean something totally different than it means to most of us.

[Davnasty]

It's been said that there are massive opportunities and fortunes to be made in recession.

This is why I'm opening up my own Top Is In clothing line. We will also be selling paper bags for people to put over their head as the world is ending.

I hope you only sell bottoms.

Agreed.  Nobody wants to buy the top!

I think I found the first design for your line:

Muffin Top is in!

Out?

[PDXTabs]

Here you go

https://www.customink.com/designs/topisin/rsj0-00ck-v53p/share?pc=EMAIL-40778&utm_campaign=shared%20design&utm_source=share%20link&utm_medium=shared%20design&utm_content=shared%20mobile

I leave this club last week and NOW there’s a T shirt??

Great design, @dragoncar.

Hop on board the TIIT Train (Top Is In T-shirt Train). I just ordered mine although I adjusted a couple of colors.

[Turkey Leg]

Am I the only female here?

Lady top is in…in pink, of course.

https://www.customink.com/designs/ladytopin/zce0-00ck-x0m5/share/

(Can be worn with or without muffin top.)

[Northern gal]

Am I the only female here?

Lady top is in…in pink, of course.

https://www.customink.com/designs/ladytopin/zce0-00ck-x0m5/share/

(Can be worn with or without muffin top.)

I like it.

Can we add "Sold in May, now away"

Sounds better than "Dead cat bounce" or "Catching a falling knife"...

[dragoncar]

I was gonna do some yoga pants with bottom is in but it was a little too NSFW

[SwordGuy]

I was gonna do some yoga pants with bottom is in but it was a little too NSFW

I'm often reminded of that classic photo of Sophia Lauren side-eyeing Jayne Mansfield's cleavage when "Top is in" jokes wander into suggestive territory.