Top is in

[Wintergreen78]

I’ve been looking at the SP 500 every day, but it refuses to go over 4000! I’m very frustrated and I’m getting impatient. What’s wrong?

[UnleashHell]

I’ve been looking at the SP 500 every day, but it refuses to go over 4000! I’m very frustrated and I’m getting impatient. What’s wrong?

wrong?

nothing.

THE TOP IS IN!!!

[solon]

I’ve been looking at the SP 500 every day, but it refuses to go over 4000! I’m very frustrated and I’m getting impatient. What’s wrong?

Top is in! S&P won't go any higher. It won't reach 4000 because illuminati, trilateral commission, Fed Reserve, contrails, fake moon landing. This is not a drill!

[frugalnacho]

Top is in! S&P won't go any higher.

The top is already in, it can't be any more in!

[Wintergreen78]

I’ve been looking at the SP 500 every day, but it refuses to go over 4000! I’m very frustrated and I’m getting impatient. What’s wrong?

Top is in! S&P won't go any higher. It won't reach 4000 because illuminati, trilateral commission, Fed Reserve, contrails, fake moon landing. This is not a drill!

Maybe it is over 4000, but the chemtrails make us think it isn’t? The top could be even higher than any of us know! That means the crash will be even worse!

Now I’m really freaking out.

[maizefolk]

S&P 500 is up 57% over the last 365 days.

Top is in.

[dragoncar]

Top is in

[techwiz]

Top is in!

[tooqk4u22]

SP500 is up 165% since this thread started......top is in!!!!

[Monocle Money Mouth]

SP500 is up 165% since this thread started......top is in!!!!

We're getting close the 4 year anniversary of the prophecy...

[Alternatepriorities]

Top is in!

We're on our third major snow dump in two weeks. I think the lamb might be loosing this one. To be fair that saying has always seemed off by a month up here. It's dangerous when the lion is still around in May and then everything melts in a weekend!

[Wolfpack Mustachian]

Top is in

You can't bust in here declaring the top to be in without any satirical or sarcastic commentary. The top was clearly not in when you said this, but now...now the top is in.

[Monerexia]

Top is in

You can't bust in here declaring the top to be in without any satirical or sarcastic commentary. The top was clearly not in when you said this, but now...now the top is in.

Agreed. Bad Form Top is in.

[HPstache]

S&P 4K Tip Top

[BicycleB]

Clearly (ha ha), the plunge from here will be captured in crisp 4k video.



Top is in!

[Alternatepriorities]

Clearly (ha ha), the plunge from here will be captured in crisp 4k video.



Top is in!

Is it even worth watching if it's not 8K?

[Monocle Money Mouth]

Clearly (ha ha), the plunge from here will be captured in crisp 4k video.



Top is in!

Is it even worth watching if it's not 8K?

S&P 500 4K is so blurry. It's unwatchable.

[shuffler]

Because April 1st ...

[solon]

Top is in! S&P won't go any higher. It won't reach 4000 because illuminati, trilateral commission, Fed Reserve, contrails, fake moon landing. This is not a drill!

Hey guys? I was wrong. Sorry. My bad.

[BicycleB]

Thou shalt repent by selling all. Prepare for the doom that is to come very soon.

[dougules]

Top is in! S&P won't go any higher. It won't reach 4000 because illuminati, trilateral commission, Fed Reserve, contrails, fake moon landing. This is not a drill!

Hey guys? I was wrong. Sorry. My bad.

You're still right.  S&P 500 4k is just an April Fools joke. 

[BigMoneyJim]

Ironic Exuberance!

[dougules]

So, can April Fools Day extend to the 5th? 

Maybe the "top is in" was actually a reference to the top being trapped somewhere.  Maybe thorstache was telling us to find the top and set it free.  #letthetopout

[dandarc]

Who let the top out?

[Roland of Gilead]

I have come to the conclusion that there is no top.  Every dip is met by a trillion or two in stimulus because, why not?

Tops are for losers.

[dougules]

Who let the top out?

Nobody yet.  Maybe that's the problem. 

I have come to the conclusion that there is no top.  Every dip is met by a trillion or two in stimulus because, why not?

Tops are for losers.

Some day the top will crush unbelievers and deniers such as yourself. 

[FIreDrill]

Stonks only go up!

My magic ball indicates SP500 to 4500 by end of the year.  Let's go!  Bahaha

[RWD]

Stonks only go up!

My magic ball indicates SP500 to 4500 by end of the year.  Let's go!  Bahaha

We're already up 8.6% so far this year. Obviously at this rate we'll be over 5200 by the end of the year!

[FIreDrill]

Stonks only go up!

My magic ball indicates SP500 to 4500 by end of the year.  Let's go!  Bahaha

We're already up 8.6% so far this year. Obviously at this rate we'll be over 5200 by the end of the year!

Oh yeah, my bad... My magic ball must not have updated yet. 

In all seriousness, I think we could see this stupid run up continue throughout the year... I mean, I love buying the dips up, but the market strength doesn't seem to be tampering down anytime soon.  Glad I was throwing money into the free falling market 1 year ago lol

[dougules]

Stonks only go up!

My magic ball indicates SP500 to 4500 by end of the year.  Let's go!  Bahaha

We're already up 8.6% so far this year. Obviously at this rate we'll be over 5200 by the end of the year!

Oh yeah, my bad... My magic ball must not have updated yet. 

Are you sure the magic ball isn't talking about the Dow?  Dow 4500 seems more likely with the top being in. 

In all seriousness, I think we could see this stupid run up continue throughout the year... I mean, I love buying the dips up, but the market strength doesn't seem to be tampering down anytime soon.  Glad I was throwing money into the free falling market 1 year ago lol

I think you may have the wrong thread.

[FIreDrill]

Stonks only go up!

My magic ball indicates SP500 to 4500 by end of the year.  Let's go!  Bahaha

We're already up 8.6% so far this year. Obviously at this rate we'll be over 5200 by the end of the year!

Oh yeah, my bad... My magic ball must not have updated yet. 

Are you sure the magic ball isn't talking about the Dow?  Dow 4500 seems more likely with the top being in. 

In all seriousness, I think we could see this stupid run up continue throughout the year... I mean, I love buying the dips up, but the market strength doesn't seem to be tampering down anytime soon.  Glad I was throwing money into the free falling market 1 year ago lol

I think you may have the wrong thread.

Yeah, my bad.  Top is in.  Here is to the coming worldwide economic collapse and never-ending downtrend of the market until we are all bartering for chickens and goats.  See you all there!

[Monocle Money Mouth]

Stonks only go up!

My magic ball indicates SP500 to 4500 by end of the year.  Let's go!  Bahaha

We're already up 8.6% so far this year. Obviously at this rate we'll be over 5200 by the end of the year!

Oh yeah, my bad... My magic ball must not have updated yet. 

Are you sure the magic ball isn't talking about the Dow?  Dow 4500 seems more likely with the top being in. 

In all seriousness, I think we could see this stupid run up continue throughout the year... I mean, I love buying the dips up, but the market strength doesn't seem to be tampering down anytime soon.  Glad I was throwing money into the free falling market 1 year ago lol

I think you may have the wrong thread.

Yeah, my bad.  Top is in.  Here is to the coming worldwide economic collapse and never-ending downtrend of the market until we are all bartering for chickens and goats.  See you all there!

Better.

[TomTX]

20 years managing IT/telecom teams and I entered my first Putty commands this week.

Does anyone actually need PuTTY anymore? Windows comes with ssh, scp, and sftp built in now.

Is Windows still a thing? Hasn't been allowed in the house since Win2k.

[RWD]

20 years managing IT/telecom teams and I entered my first Putty commands this week.

Does anyone actually need PuTTY anymore? Windows comes with ssh, scp, and sftp built in now.

Is Windows still a thing? Hasn't been allowed in the house since Win2k.

I'm required to use it for work... (another reason to FIRE!)

[Monerexia]

Stonks only go up!

My magic ball indicates SP500 to 4500 by end of the year.  Let's go!  Bahaha

We're already up 8.6% so far this year. Obviously at this rate we'll be over 5200 by the end of the year!

Oh yeah, my bad... My magic ball must not have updated yet. 

Are you sure the magic ball isn't talking about the Dow?  Dow 4500 seems more likely with the top being in. 

In all seriousness, I think we could see this stupid run up continue throughout the year... I mean, I love buying the dips up, but the market strength doesn't seem to be tampering down anytime soon.  Glad I was throwing money into the free falling market 1 year ago lol

I think you may have the wrong thread.

Yeah, my bad.  Top is in.  Here is to the coming worldwide economic collapse and never-ending downtrend of the market until we are all bartering for chickens and goats.  See you all there!

Better.

Agreed. Much mo betta.

[dbfire]

Tapas are in...my mouth. Also, the S&P 500 will NEVER be higher.

[ender]

I'm required to use it for work... (another reason to FIRE!)

I've told numerous people that I feel super petty wanting to only work on MacOS/Linux ever again and that I'd probably turn down jobs which require windows.

It's petty.

But whatever.

top working conditions are in!

[SwordGuy]

I'm required to use it for work... (another reason to FIRE!)

I've told numerous people that I feel super petty wanting to only work on MacOS/Linux ever again and that I'd probably turn down jobs which require windows.

It's petty.

But whatever.

top working conditions are in!

Got an email from a recruiter wanting me for a job using Microsoft Dynamics CRM.

There literally isn't enough money to get me to want to work with that product for another year.   For a hundred million US dollars I could stomach it for a month, maybe.  But not if I didn't have to work the entire month to get paid for what I did work.

[ender]

It's amazing to me how important that type of thing has become.

I worked at a place with slack, then a place with a way worse tool than even teams... it was so painful. like... legit so painful I practically would consider slack a mandatory requirement for jobs too hahaha.

[dougules]

Am I the only one that's noticed that the market seems to have launched itself into orbit at this point?

[tooqk4u22]

Am I the only one that's noticed that the market seems to have launched itself into orbit at this point?

Orbit Top is in!!!!!

[techwiz]

Am I the only one that's noticed that the market seems to have launched itself into orbit at this point?

Orbit Top is in!!!!!

I think we can get a chart for that!

[HPstache]

S&P 4.1K is the new S&P 4K.  Time to upgrade your system.

[jeroly]

Am I the only one that's noticed that the market seems to have launched itself into orbit at this point?

Apogee is in.

[BigMoneyJim]

Apogee is in.

Argh, beat me to it! I could play the apoapsis card, but nah.

I will say that escape velocity would introduce a paradox to the "Top is In" universe.

[thedigitalone]

Rueters is joining "The top is in" crowd: https://www.reuters.com/article/us-markets-flows-idUSKBN2BW15S

Melt up? More money poured into stocks in past 5 months than last 12 years

[jeroly]

I will say that escape velocity would introduce a paradox to the "Top is In" universe.

That may be the cleverest thing I've ever read on this board.

[Optimiser]

Am I the only one that's noticed that the market seems to have launched itself into orbit at this point?

It seems like printing money might have consequences.

Top is in

[secondcor521]

Am I the only one that's noticed that the market seems to have launched itself into orbit at this point?

It seems like printing money might have consequences.

Top is in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pALjT9XypA

Serious consequences legal consequences top is in.

[dougules]

I will say that escape velocity would introduce a paradox to the "Top is In" universe.

That may be the cleverest thing I've ever read on this board.

Once you escape and get out away from any large gravitational body, some people would say the top is completely relative.  There isn't anything by which to orient yourself.  However, in the distant cold dark void of space there is only One True Frame of Reference, and that is the one for which the top is in. 

Am I the only one that's noticed that the market seems to have launched itself into orbit at this point?

It seems like printing money might have consequences.

Top is in

Yes, big consequences like setting absolute lunatics lose on the poor forum-goers of the internet, purely a general statement of course.