Top is in

[Davnasty]

Final Destination part 6 - The TopDeath can’t escape DeathThe Top

FTFY

[RWTL]

It's the final topdown.

The final topdown....ba ba ba baaaaa..ba ba ba ba baaaaaaaa.....

[JAYSLOL]

Finally some good Top is In action again today.  And thorstach is back, so recovery is imminent

[Buffaloski Boris]

Finally some good Top is In action again today.  And thorstach is back, so recovery is imminent

The Oracle has spoken. And the markets respond. The Dow is up a bit today.

I wonder if Jerome Powell will start discussing  Thorstach?

[secondcor521]

Final top is in.

thorstach strikes again.  S&P 500 up over 1% since the above post.

[JAYSLOL]

Finally some good Top is In action again today.  And thorstach is back, so recovery is imminent

The Oracle has spoken. And the markets respond. The Dow is up a bit today.

I wonder if Jerome Powell will start discussing  Thorstach?

Scary thought: what if he IS thorstach?

[BicycleB]

^  :)

@JAYSLOL, you really earned your name with that one

[aspiringnomad]

It's the final topdown.

[TomTX]

The prophet returns!

And I note the markets went up again after the declaration. And this "top" was well below the September 12 actual recent high...

[secondcor521]

Final top is in.

thorstach strikes again.  S&P 500 up over 1% since the above post.

S&P 500 now up 2.5% since the above post.

[FIRE@50]

Final top is in.

thorstach strikes again.  S&P 500 up over 1% since the above post.

S&P 500 now up 2.5% since the above post.

Not a new top though. We haven't had a new top in months. The charts clearly say run and hide.

[Exflyboy]

I might on target for a new (zero contribution with a 1.5% WR) personal top today..:)

[JAYSLOL]

I might on target for a new (zero contribution with a 1.5% WR) personal top today..:)

Yikes, a 1.5% WR, sounds pretty risky.  What if there was a 90% correction and companies stopped paying dividends for the next 60 years?  Certainly that’s what’s going to happen if The Top Is In this time.   :)

[UnleashHell]

I might on target for a new (zero contribution with a 1.5% WR) personal top today..:)

Yikes, a 1.5% WR, sounds pretty risky.  What if there was a 90% correction and companies stopped paying dividends for the next 60 years?  Certainly that’s what’s going to happen if The Top Is In this time.   :)

if? IF? IF???

disbeliever!! throw him out!

[Exflyboy]

I might on target for a new (zero contribution with a 1.5% WR) personal top today..:)

Yikes, a 1.5% WR, sounds pretty risky.  What if there was a 90% correction and companies stopped paying dividends for the next 60 years?  Certainly that’s what’s going to happen if The Top Is In this time.   :)

I agree, its walking far to close to the edge!... Thats why we will have a positive savings rate when both our pensions kick in in 4 years..

I think we might even be truly FI at that point..:)

[merula]

Yikes, a 1.5% WR, sounds pretty risky.  What if there was a 90% correction and companies stopped paying dividends for the next 60 years?  Certainly that’s what’s going to happen if The Top Is In this time.   :)

if? IF? IF???

disbeliever!! throw him out!

[JAYSLOL]

I might on target for a new (zero contribution with a 1.5% WR) personal top today..:)

Yikes, a 1.5% WR, sounds pretty risky.  What if there was a 90% correction and companies stopped paying dividends for the next 60 years?  Certainly that’s what’s going to happen if The Top Is In this time.   :)

I agree, its walking far to close to the edge!... Thats why we will have a positive savings rate when both our pensions kick in in 4 years..

I think we might even be truly FI at that point..:)

Forget FI, I think you might qualify as your own federal reserve at that point

[JAYSLOL]

Yikes, a 1.5% WR, sounds pretty risky.  What if there was a 90% correction and companies stopped paying dividends for the next 60 years?  Certainly that’s what’s going to happen if The Top Is In this time.   :)

if? IF? IF???

disbeliever!! throw him out!

Hahaha, murder by unicorn, still more likely than thorstach calling the top.  Er, I mean, of course the Top is In!  And always will be now that it’s the final top!  All hail the final top!

[Davnasty]

Yikes, a 1.5% WR, sounds pretty risky.  What if there was a 90% correction and companies stopped paying dividends for the next 60 years?  Certainly that’s what’s going to happen if The Top Is In this time.   :)

if? IF? IF???

disbeliever!! throw him out!

Charlie GIF

Kidney Top Is In. Better take car of that.

[Buffaloski Boris]

I might on target for a new (zero contribution with a 1.5% WR) personal top today..:)

Yikes, a 1.5% WR, sounds pretty risky.  What if there was a 90% correction and companies stopped paying dividends for the next 60 years?  Certainly that’s what’s going to happen if The Top Is In this time.   :)

I agree, its walking far to close to the edge!... Thats why we will have a positive savings rate when both our pensions kick in in 4 years..

I think we might even be truly FI at that point..:)

I got a kick out of this as it describes us. We’re blessed to be in a traditional pension situation and given frugal habits, we might have a positive savings rate. And I doubt I’ll give up working after “retirement” in any case.

[Brother Esau]

S&P is 1.1% away from a new TOP

[JAYSLOL]

S&P is 1.1% away from a new TOP

I think you mean it’s 1.1% of the way to the bottom :)

[dandarc]

S&P is 1.1% away from a new TOP

I think you mean it’s 1.1% of the way to the bottom :)

Since the TOP IS IN, can there ever really be a bottom?

[JAYSLOL]

S&P is 1.1% away from a new TOP

I think you mean it’s 1.1% of the way to the bottom :)

Since the TOP IS IN, can there ever really be a bottom?

Yes, Zero.  As long as it never recovers

[Exflyboy]

The S&P stil has not hit 3015 again so the top is still in.. It will Never be exceeded in my lifetime.. or until after the end of next week.

Whichever comes first..:)

[secondcor521]

Final top is in.

thorstach strikes again.  S&P 500 up over 1% since the above post.

S&P 500 now up 2.5% since the above post.

S&P 500 now up over 3% since the above post.

[BicycleB]

So... close.........

[PathtoFIRE]

So... close.........

Yet so far away

[toganet]

S&P is 1.1% away from a new TOP

I think you mean it’s 1.1% of the way to the bottom :)

Since the TOP IS IN, can there ever really be a bottom?

Yes, Zero.  As long as it never recovers

And that's the best time to buy, since you can buy an infinite number of stocks for $0!

[Exflyboy]

Oh man! I was a mere $5k away from an all time personal top too..:(

[dougules]

S&P is 1.1% away from a new TOP

I think you mean it’s 1.1% of the way to the bottom :)

Since the TOP IS IN, can there ever really be a bottom?

Yes, Zero.  As long as it never recovers

And that's the best time to buy, since you can buy an infinite number of stocks for $0!

Yes but think how much you'll owe when they go to -$1000/share

[techwiz]

Yes but think how much you'll owe when they go to -$1000/share

Do you mean there is no bottom……could be infinite???? 

Top is in!

[Radagast]

the top is still in..

Top is a proper noun. You need to capitalize it to show respect. This is a warning, next time you be kicked out of the Church.

[BicycleB]

What is the penalty? Is there a penalty beyond the market, or is the impending collapse already a harsh enough punishment?

[dougules]

the [T]op is still in..

Top is a proper noun. You need to capitalize it to show respect. This is a warning, next time you be kicked out of the Church.

You deserve reprimand yourself for posting the offending quote disgracing The Top. 

[frugalnacho]

the top is still in..

Top is a proper noun. You need to capitalize it to show respect. This is a warning, next time you be kicked out of the thrown off the Top of the Church.

[JAYSLOL]

the top is still in..

Top is a proper noun. You need to capitalize it to show respect. This is a warning, next time you be kicked out of the thrown off the Top of the Church.

But if you’re standing on the Top of the Church, doesn’t that make you the new Top?  In which case you get to be the head of the Church and declare that the new Top is in?

[frugalnacho]

[solon]

Just couldn't break 3000. Top musta been in.

[PathtoFIRE]

... thrown off the Top of the Church.

I'm sorry, don't we all just call that a dead cat bounce baptism*? You guys don't even know the proper jargon, are you sure you belong to this Church? I'm gonna need to see your records, and have you recite the creed.

*As you know and as is laid out in the sacred texts, the initiate chants "My Th*rst*ch, my Th*rst*ch, there is no top!" Then you get thrown off, you bounce like a dead cat but inevitably fail to breakout past the previous top, and then you come to believe. It's all laid out in the Analytic Technica chapter 3 verse 16.

[salt cured]

It's the time of the month when my 403b contribution hits, so the top must be in.

[wienerdog]

New top next week.  Thorsnatch doesn't know what they are talking about.

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/10/19/stocks-go-for-all-time-highs-next-week-as-the-earnings-season-continues.html

[dragoncar]

New top next week.  Thorsnatch doesn't know what they are talking about.

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/10/19/stocks-go-for-all-time-highs-next-week-as-the-earnings-season-continues.html

“Stocks will likely hit new records in the week ahead if earnings keep topping expectations”

I’ll likely poop next week if meals keep topping expectations

Poop top is in

[JAYSLOL]

New top next week.  Thorsnatch doesn't know what they are talking about.

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/10/19/stocks-go-for-all-time-highs-next-week-as-the-earnings-season-continues.html

“Stocks will likely hit new records in the week ahead if earnings keep topping expectations”

I’ll likely poop next week if meals keep topping expectations

Poop top is in

Usually I’m excited when this thread takes a weird tangent, but yeah let’s just not.  Let’s just not this time guys. 

[TomTX]

Usually I’m excited when this thread takes a weird tangent, but yeah let’s just not.  Let’s just not this time guys.

Hint: Don't repost the stuff you find objectionable.

[Wintergreen78]

If the poop top starts poking out the toilet bowl, that’s when you break out the poop knife.

[JAYSLOL]

Usually I’m excited when this thread takes a weird tangent, but yeah let’s just not.  Let’s just not this time guys.

Hint: Don't repost the stuff you find objectionable.

I see I didn’t convey tone very well, that was supposed to read a little tongue in cheek.  :)

The only thing I find objectionable is people that don’t believe in the Top being in. 

[Steeze]

If the poop top starts poking out the toilet bowl, that’s when you break out the poop knife.

This is a real concern if you have an outhouse.

[UnleashHell]

this tangent is a bit shit.

[frugalnacho]

New top next week.  Thorsnatch doesn't know what they are talking about.

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/10/19/stocks-go-for-all-time-highs-next-week-as-the-earnings-season-continues.html

“Stocks will likely hit new records in the week ahead if earnings keep topping expectations”

I’ll likely poop next week if meals keep topping expectations

Poop top is in

The top is prairie dogging.