Top is in

[UnleashHell]

I'm so proud of myself for moving into cash as soon as this thread started......


top that!

[techwiz]

I'm so proud of myself for moving into cash as soon as this thread started......

top that!

Can't top putting all of your cash in your top hat!

[Clean Shaven]

Heineken?!!?!!!

That's it.  Top is definitely in when the leprechaun says the pot at the end of the rainbow is filled with Heineken.  Should be at least Guinness, if not gold.

[Retire-Canada]

That's it.  Top is definitely in when the leprechaun says the pot at the end of the rainbow is filled with Heineken.  Should be at least Guinness, if not gold.

When a little green man jumps out of the forest with a bucket of cold free beers just be grateful. Don't start criticizing the little guy. ;)

[Clean Shaven]

That's it.  Top is definitely in when the leprechaun says the pot at the end of the rainbow is filled with Heineken.  Should be at least Guinness, if not gold.

When a little green man jumps out of the forest with a bucket of cold free beers just be grateful. Don't start criticizing the little guy. ;)

Good point.  Free beer is good beer.

[DS]

Top is coming. The snow will fall 100 feet deep. The ice wind will howl out the north and the sun hides its face for years and little children will all be born and die in the darkness.

You won't be laughing when a Top Walker rips you limb from limb.

[dragoncar]

Top is coming. The snow will fall 100 feet deep. The ice wind will howl out the north and the sun hides its face for years and little children will all be born and die in the darkness.

You won't be laughing when a Top Walker rips you limb from limb.

Top walkers are easy to kill with dragon ass

[Clean Shaven]

Top is coming. The snow will fall 100 feet deep. The ice wind will howl out the north and the sun hides its face for years and little children will all be born and die in the darkness.

You won't be laughing when a Top Walker rips you limb from limb.

So you think it'll be a good ski season?

[Exflyboy]

My God its real this time.. Sell everything, stock up food and ammunition!

https://pro.moneymappress.com/p/MMRPCR12NA/PMMRU902/?src=msndb&iris=1039916&ad=09082018-dualpaneleft&popup=no&referrer=www.msn.com&d=https%3A%2F%2Ftotalwealthresearch.com&_ga=2.245280965.1176520301.1536441216-1872894932.1536441216&h=true

The above video link does make for somewhat entertaining viewing..:)

[ScreamingHeadGuy]

My God its real this time.. Sell everything, stock up food and ammunition!

https://pro.moneymappress.com/p/MMRPCR12NA/PMMRU902/?src=msndb&iris=1039916&ad=09082018-dualpaneleft&popup=no&referrer=www.msn.com&d=https%3A%2F%2Ftotalwealthresearch.com&_ga=2.245280965.1176520301.1536441216-1872894932.1536441216&h=true

The above video link does make for somewhat entertaining viewing..:)

Holy shit there’s red on a graph!  It’s game over, man!

[UnleashHell]

red top?
head for the hills!

[Steeze]

I made it through way too much of that video. My summary:

Pension system top is in, buy REITs, MLPs, Commodities ETFs, and of course His E-Books. Pension fund apocalypse is scheduled for 31OCT2018 latest. Go to a 12%+ dividend strategy now before the elderly take down the entire US financial system!

[JAYSLOL]

I made it through about 2 min.  As soon as I heard a predicted date, nah I'm out.  This guy will just do another video in 2 months about the end of the known world coming by January 31st or some crap.  And then again for May, July, Dec etc.. until he's right, or at least right enough to convince a few more fools to buy his book

[ILikeDividends]

My God its real this time.. Sell everything, stock up food and ammunition!

https://pro.moneymappress.com/p/MMRPCR12NA/PMMRU902/?src=msndb&iris=1039916&ad=09082018-dualpaneleft&popup=no&referrer=www.msn.com&d=https%3A%2F%2Ftotalwealthresearch.com&_ga=2.245280965.1176520301.1536441216-1872894932.1536441216&h=true

The above video link does make for somewhat entertaining viewing..:)

That guy is apparently the real deal.  But you don't have to worry about it.

The results of my careful analysis are summarized in this chart; coming November 1st:



My track record for correctly predicting zombie/alien/robot apocalypses is unmatched.  Ignore this warning at your own peril!

Global markets, banking, and normal commerce will cease all operations on the day following the crash.  Liquidate all of your assets, while you still can, and send the money to me (you won't need it anyway) to secure your place in your very own luxury stasis chamber on my soon-to-be-completed star liner 1 project, which will be christened, "New Beginnings," at launch.

Elon Musk and Joe Rogan will serve as pilot and co-pilot for the journey, while Snoop Dogg serves as navigator.  Supplies are limited, and positions will be allocated on a first come first served basis.  Don't delay.

Iron-clad money-back guarantee if you are not completely satisfied within 30 days after the end of the world.  Refund checks will be promptly and cheerfully issued, no questions asked, at any of the many refuse ejection hatches conveniently located along the port and starboard sides of the star liner.

You agree to secure your own transportation and life support upon the termination of your contract, but the orientation pamphlet, normally a $699,999.97 value, is yours to keep; a free gift from me to you, just for trying the service.

[fuzzy math]

I just switched my investment portfolio into discounted Mac n cheese. Thanks for the heads up on the market tops!!

[brooklynmoney]

Honestly Fuzzy Math that doesn’t sound like a horrible investment choice. Have definitely seen worse.

[dragoncar]

I just switched my investment portfolio into discounted Mac n cheese. Thanks for the heads up on the market tops!!

You talking about this deal? (https://slickdeals.net/f/12023467-kraft-macaroni-cheese-dinner-original-7-25-oz-18-pack-9-99)

Really, you should make your own Mac and Cheese at home.  Cheaper and healthier for you.  Wife smashes hot dogs with a rolling pin.

[dougules]

I just switched my investment portfolio into discounted Mac n cheese. Thanks for the heads up on the market tops!!

You talking about this deal? (https://slickdeals.net/f/12023467-kraft-macaroni-cheese-dinner-original-7-25-oz-18-pack-9-99)

Really, you should make your own Mac and Cheese at home.  Cheaper and healthier for you.  Wife smashes hot dogs with a rolling pin.

Does your wife give you angry side glances while she's doing that?

[Monocle Money Mouth]

I just switched my investment portfolio into discounted Mac n cheese. Thanks for the heads up on the market tops!!

You talking about this deal? (https://slickdeals.net/f/12023467-kraft-macaroni-cheese-dinner-original-7-25-oz-18-pack-9-99)

Really, you should make your own Mac and Cheese at home.  Cheaper and healthier for you.  Wife smashes hot dogs with a rolling pin.

Does your wife give you angry side glances while she's doing that?

I think that’s a KenM reference.

[fuzzy math]

I just switched my investment portfolio into discounted Mac n cheese. Thanks for the heads up on the market tops!!

You talking about this deal? (https://slickdeals.net/f/12023467-kraft-macaroni-cheese-dinner-original-7-25-oz-18-pack-9-99)

Really, you should make your own Mac and Cheese at home.  Cheaper and healthier for you.  Wife smashes hot dogs with a rolling pin.

Nah, my local Kroger affiliate store closed and I scored a lot of $0.17 Annie's organic boxes. I tried putting hot dogs in it once, like a good "raised in the 80s" person and my kids picked them out. I sear they'd starve in an apocalypse.

[smoghat]

I thought the top was in when I invested a ton of cash in the market back in 2016. But I did it anyway, making a few hedges against the oncoming crash. Those have all performed miserably and I’m up 18% on my ^VTSAX. Don’t even talk to me about how my hedges have done. If the market wants to go down 20%, let it. Even 40%. I’ve been in this long enough.

[Clean Shaven]

Are we there yet?

[2Birds1Stone]

Fear is back, VIX above 15, XIV breaking down. SPY to follow, earnings will be a reality check.

=D

[Clean Shaven]

Fear is back, VIX above 15, XIV breaking down. SPY to follow, earnings will be a reality check.

=D

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/jqEk5TO

[2Birds1Stone]

Is the top really in for 2018?

[FIRE@50]

2018? This is the top for the decade.

[sol]

2018? This is the top for the decade.

Sure, the past decade.  Also the past week, and the past century.  Today the market is higher than it has ever been before.  It's a new top, same as the old top. 

The top is dead, love live the top.

[Clean Shaven]

2018? This is the top for the decade.

Sure, the past decade.  Also the past week, and the past century.  Today the market is higher than it has ever been before.  It's a new top, same as the old top. 

The top is dead, love live the top.

Hope I die before I get to the top?  No, that's not quite right.

Too much magic top?

Mama's got a squeeze top?

Teenage waste-top?

Deaf, dumb and blind top? Top wizard?

[kenmoremmm]

[PathtoFIRE]

<snip>

So what you're trying to say is...50% unemployment, 90% stock market drop, 100% annual inflation is coming soon, and the selling has just begun? That's how you're supposed to do this right, just read the last few data points, and just listen to the last talking head that you heard on the TV?

[ASW]

Every time I notice that the stock market has had a good day, I look forward to stopping by this thread.  Cheers to the new top!

[Maenad]

And I'm sure you could find pundits saying everything was going to be turning the corner "any day now" all the way to the bottom, just to make it clear that it's not just the permabears that are wrong. :-)

I'm tickled by Robert Wiedemer making the exact same prediction for the last 6 years. I mean, at least vary the numbers a little so people think you aren't just copy-pasting!

[Davnasty]

<snip>

So what you're trying to say is...50% unemployment, 90% stock market drop, 100% annual inflation is coming soon, and the selling has just begun? That's how you're supposed to do this right, just read the last few data points, and just listen to the last talking head that you heard on the TV?

This can't be right, I don't see Thorstach anywhere on that graph.

[thd7t]

And I'm sure you could find pundits saying everything was going to be turning the corner "any day now" all the way to the bottom, just to make it clear that it's not just the permabears that are wrong. :-)

I'm tickled by Robert Wiedemer making the exact same prediction for the last 6 years. I mean, at least vary the numbers a little so people think you aren't just copy-pasting!

Yeah, but the people who were wrong during the crash were wrong for up to 18 months.  The people who were wrong afterward were wrong for up to 100 months.  A lot of the bear predictions were 12 months out.

TOP IS IN!

[GUNDERSON]

Someone please remind me that waiting and waiting for a drop to invest cash is the same thing as pulling out of investments at a supposed top. I would not do that. Why do I do this?

[dreadmoose]

Someone please remind me that waiting and waiting for a drop to invest cash is the same thing as pulling out of investments at a supposed top. I would not do that. Why do I do this?

waiting for a drop to invest cash is the same thing as pulling out of investments at a supposed top.

You're welcome.

[dragoncar]

And I'm sure you could find pundits saying everything was going to be turning the corner "any day now" all the way to the bottom, just to make it clear that it's not just the permabears that are wrong. :-)

I'm tickled by Robert Wiedemer making the exact same prediction for the last 6 years. I mean, at least vary the numbers a little so people think you aren't just copy-pasting!

Google knows I’m easy prey for clickbait articles like “wealthy people know a stock market crash is coming”

[ILikeDividends]

And I'm sure you could find pundits saying everything was going to be turning the corner "any day now" all the way to the bottom, just to make it clear that it's not just the permabears that are wrong. :-)

I'm tickled by Robert Wiedemer making the exact same prediction for the last 6 years. I mean, at least vary the numbers a little so people think you aren't just copy-pasting!

Google knows I’m easy prey for clickbait articles like “wealthy people know a stock market crash is coming”

I think it goes without saying that "wealthy people" are likely to be experts in whatever field made them wealthy.  If that wealth was not accumulated based on what they did or didn't do before or during a market crash, I would probably defer to the likes of a Warren Buffet as far as predicting the future, and what to do now in advance of that predicted future, in terms of informing my own opinions.

[Glenstache]

Pot is definitely in.

[dragoncar]

And I'm sure you could find pundits saying everything was going to be turning the corner "any day now" all the way to the bottom, just to make it clear that it's not just the permabears that are wrong. :-)

I'm tickled by Robert Wiedemer making the exact same prediction for the last 6 years. I mean, at least vary the numbers a little so people think you aren't just copy-pasting!

Google knows I’m easy prey for clickbait articles like “wealthy people know a stock market crash is coming”

I think it goes without saying that "wealthy people" are likely to be experts in whatever field made them wealthy.  If that wealth was not accumulated based on what they did or didn't do before or during a market crash, I would probably defer to the likes of a Warren Buffet as far as predicting the future, and what to do now in advance of that predicted future, in terms of informing my own opinions.

I think it goes without saying

[davisgang90]

Is the top in?  Asking for a friend.

[Mississippi Mudstache]

I just switched my investment portfolio into discounted Mac n cheese. Thanks for the heads up on the market tops!!

You talking about this deal? (https://slickdeals.net/f/12023467-kraft-macaroni-cheese-dinner-original-7-25-oz-18-pack-9-99)

Really, you should make your own Mac and Cheese at home.  Cheaper and healthier for you.  Wife smashes hot dogs with a rolling pin.

Nah, my local Kroger affiliate store closed and I scored a lot of $0.17 Annie's organic boxes. I tried putting hot dogs in it once, like a good "raised in the 80s" person and my kids picked them out. I sear they'd starve in an apocalypse.

My family had gourmet macaroni growing up: we put in canned tuna, or better yet, canned ham. Yum! Hot dogs were for eating cold straight out of the fridge.

Damn, my kids are growing up in a very different world.

PS: Top is in.

[DS]

Balon Greyjoy: What kind of an ironborn loses his senses during a top?
Euron Greyjoy: I am the top, brother. The first top and the last. And you're in my way.

[Glenstache]

Balon Greyjoy: What kind of an ironborn loses his senses during a top?
Euron Greyjoy: I am the top, brother. The first top and the last. And you're in my way.

WinterTop is coming.

[fuzzy math]

I just switched my investment portfolio into discounted Mac n cheese. Thanks for the heads up on the market tops!!

You talking about this deal? (https://slickdeals.net/f/12023467-kraft-macaroni-cheese-dinner-original-7-25-oz-18-pack-9-99)

Really, you should make your own Mac and Cheese at home.  Cheaper and healthier for you.  Wife smashes hot dogs with a rolling pin.

Nah, my local Kroger affiliate store closed and I scored a lot of $0.17 Annie's organic boxes. I tried putting hot dogs in it once, like a good "raised in the 80s" person and my kids picked them out. I sear they'd starve in an apocalypse.

My family had gourmet macaroni growing up: we put in canned tuna, or better yet, canned ham. Yum! Hot dogs were for eating cold straight out of the fridge.

Damn, my kids are growing up in a very different world.

PS: Top is in.

Omg tuna and peas. I know what comfort food I'm going to be bingeing on when the global financial markets disintegrate.

[TomTX]

So, I hadn't checked in with the thread in about 30 pages. Apparently there was some kind of panic back in January? February?

Oh, well. Missed the excitement. And I'm not really wanting to go through all that unless thorstache actually showed up again...

[aboatguy]

Ron Burgundy top is in! 


Ron Jeremy top is not in

[aboatguy]

Ron Jeremy top not yet in

[Glenstache]

Clearly time to sell:
http://tylervigen.com/view_correlation?id=29216

[PathtoFIRE]

Clearly time to sell:
http://tylervigen.com/view_correlation?id=29216

I'm mean it's a clear as rain, there was a "death cross" in mid 2008, and now there's another, we're hosed.