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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9050 on: March 09, 2022, 12:22:27 PM »
Let's not forget that this is a humor thread. GOAT MOAT anyone?



Top is in!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9051 on: March 09, 2022, 01:49:29 PM »
How does this thread go over a week without any posts?

Looks like the top was in fact in.

Maybe because all the Russian bots were busy?

I'm offended by the very implication. I'm a Macedonian bot, thank you very much.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9052 on: March 09, 2022, 01:51:03 PM »
How does this thread go over a week without any posts?

Looks like the top was in fact in.

Maybe because all the Russian bots were busy?

I'm offended by the very implication. I'm a MaceMaizedonian bot, thank you very much.

FTFY

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9053 on: March 09, 2022, 02:35:33 PM »
How does this thread go over a week without any posts?

Looks like the top was in fact in.

Maybe because all the Russian bots were busy?

I'm offended by the very implication. I'm a MaceMaizedonian bot, thank you very much.

FTFY
OMG. That is so corny.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9054 on: March 09, 2022, 03:09:36 PM »
OMG. That is so corny.

Waiting for the next Top corny joke!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9055 on: March 09, 2022, 03:23:21 PM »
OMG. That is so corny.

Waiting for the next Top corny joke!

Hannibal Lector of corn top is in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9056 on: March 09, 2022, 03:31:40 PM »
It's too much of a tassel to wait around for corn top.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9057 on: March 09, 2022, 06:35:04 PM »
It's too much of a tassel to wait around for corn top.
There's a kernel of truth in this statement.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9058 on: March 09, 2022, 06:39:04 PM »
It's too much of a tassel to wait around for corn top.
There's a kernel of truth in this statement.
Tell me about it.  I'm all ears.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9059 on: March 09, 2022, 07:03:48 PM »
It's too much of a tassel to wait around for corn top.
There's a kernel of truth in this statement.
Tell me about it.  I'm all ears.

There's a joke somewhere in there, stalking about.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9060 on: March 09, 2022, 07:10:41 PM »
It's too much of a tassel to wait around for corn top.
There's a kernel of truth in this statement.
Tell me about it.  I'm all ears.
There's a joke somewhere in there, stalking about.

It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, hidden in a maize; but perhaps there is a key.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9061 on: March 09, 2022, 07:47:31 PM »
It's too much of a tassel to wait around for corn top.
There's a kernel of truth in this statement.
Tell me about it.  I'm all ears.
There's a joke somewhere in there, stalking about.

It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, hidden in a maize; but perhaps there is a key.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9062 on: March 09, 2022, 08:32:47 PM »
It's too much of a tassel to wait around for corn top.
There's a kernel of truth in this statement.
Tell me about it.  I'm all ears.
There's a joke somewhere in there, stalking about.

It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, hidden in a maize; but perhaps there is a key.

The heat is too much! Im about to pop!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9063 on: March 09, 2022, 09:19:57 PM »
It's too much of a tassel to wait around for corn top.
There's a kernel of truth in this statement.
Tell me about it.  I'm all ears.

There's a joke somewhere in there, stalking about.
It is told in a husky voice, silky off the top.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9064 on: March 09, 2022, 09:29:24 PM »
It's too much of a tassel to wait around for corn top.
There's a kernel of truth in this statement.
Tell me about it.  I'm all ears.

There's a joke somewhere in there, stalking about.
It is told in a husky voice, silky off the top.
Your bad jokes makes me grits my teeth.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9065 on: March 09, 2022, 10:29:31 PM »
It's too much of a tassel to wait around for corn top.
There's a kernel of truth in this statement.
Tell me about it.  I'm all ears.

There's a joke somewhere in there, stalking about.
It is told in a husky voice, silky off the top.
Your bad jokes makes me grits my teeth.
Hominy times?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9066 on: March 09, 2022, 10:56:09 PM »
It's too much of a tassel to wait around for corn top.
There's a kernel of truth in this statement.
Tell me about it.  I'm all ears.

There's a joke somewhere in there, stalking about.
It is told in a husky voice, silky off the top.
Your bad jokes makes me grits my teeth.
Yeah, this thread has really gone down a corn hole.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9067 on: March 10, 2022, 07:20:25 AM »
It's too much of a tassel to wait around for corn top.
There's a kernel of truth in this statement.
Tell me about it.  I'm all ears.

There's a joke somewhere in there, stalking about.
It is told in a husky voice, silky off the top.
Your bad jokes makes me grits my teeth.
Yeah, this thread has really gone down a corn hole.

I think with the correct amount of corn-centration we'll be able to do even butter.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9068 on: March 10, 2022, 07:39:40 AM »
The conversation in this thread seems to be very siloed.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9069 on: March 10, 2022, 08:24:25 AM »
The conversation in this thread seems to be very siloed.

Iowa to remind everyone that the Top is in!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9070 on: March 10, 2022, 10:38:07 AM »
These jokes are so corny we may solve the grain shortage later this year all by ourselves!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9071 on: March 10, 2022, 10:51:25 AM »
The conversation in this thread seems to be very siloed.

Iowa to remind everyone that the Top is in!

My first thought was, "Oh, did Bezos paint his rocket?"

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9072 on: March 10, 2022, 11:37:25 AM »
The conversation in this thread seems to be very siloed.

Iowa to remind everyone that the Top is in!

My first thought was, "Oh, did Bezos paint his rocket?"
His is blue corn (obviously). "Blue Corn-igin" is selling quick pops up into space.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9073 on: March 12, 2022, 12:52:16 AM »
Corn

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9074 on: March 12, 2022, 06:53:34 AM »

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9075 on: March 12, 2022, 08:40:39 AM »

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9076 on: March 12, 2022, 10:28:33 PM »

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9077 on: March 15, 2022, 12:21:13 PM »


Top is in!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9078 on: April 04, 2022, 07:18:43 AM »
Whoa, whoa, whoa... this thread is about to drop to page 2...

How am I supposed to know the top is in if y'all aren't on here telling me?!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9079 on: April 04, 2022, 08:33:33 AM »
Whoa, whoa, whoa... this thread is about to drop to page 2...

How am I supposed to know the top is in if y'all aren't on here telling me?!
Rest assured, as the great thorstache preached many years ago, the top is - as it always has been and always will be - in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9080 on: April 04, 2022, 05:02:30 PM »
If you're at a table and can't identify the person who doesn't know the top is in, it is probably you and it is definitely in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9081 on: April 05, 2022, 01:35:22 PM »
Some Deutsche is predicting a recession.  The top is in.
https://edition.cnn.com/2022/04/05/business/recession-inflation-economy/index.html

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9082 on: April 05, 2022, 02:11:04 PM »
If you're at a table and can't identify the person who doesn't know the top is in, it is probably you and it is definitely in.

If you're sitting at a table rather than dancing on it, top is not in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9083 on: April 05, 2022, 02:49:46 PM »
Some Deutsche is predicting a recession.  The top is in.
https://edition.cnn.com/2022/04/05/business/recession-inflation-economy/index.html

They are predicting a recession Q4 2023. Which I think means that they are saying that the top is not in? Which is silly, because we all know that the top is in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9084 on: April 05, 2022, 05:15:55 PM »
Some Deutsche is predicting a recession.  The top is in.
https://edition.cnn.com/2022/04/05/business/recession-inflation-economy/index.html

They are predicting a recession Q4 2023. Which I think means that they are saying that the top is not in? Which is silly, because we all know that the top is in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9085 on: April 06, 2022, 03:41:23 PM »
Some Deutsche is predicting a recession.  The top is in.
https://edition.cnn.com/2022/04/05/business/recession-inflation-economy/index.html
They are predicting a recession Q4 2023. Which I think means that they are saying that the top is not in? Which is silly, because we all know that the top is in.
"... it's now calling for the US economy to shrink during the final quarter of next year and the first quarter of 2024, "consistent with a recession during that time." ...

True - and to price in a future recession, the stock market needs to crash now, so the top is in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9086 on: April 06, 2022, 04:22:22 PM »
Some Deutsche is predicting a recession.  The top is in.
https://edition.cnn.com/2022/04/05/business/recession-inflation-economy/index.html
They are predicting a recession Q4 2023. Which I think means that they are saying that the top is not in? Which is silly, because we all know that the top is in.
"... it's now calling for the US economy to shrink during the final quarter of next year and the first quarter of 2024, "consistent with a recession during that time." ...

True - and to price in a future recession, the stock market needs to crash now, so the top is in.

Their equity strategist Binky Chadha says that we still have time. Deutsche Bank warns of a 20% bear market in 2023. Which we all know is heresy.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9087 on: April 22, 2022, 01:11:09 PM »
Top is in?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9088 on: April 22, 2022, 02:18:48 PM »
Top is in?

It has always been in. The SP-500 entered a correction when it closed at or below 4316.90 (not sure when) and will enter bear market territory at 3837.24.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9089 on: April 22, 2022, 02:22:05 PM »
Top is in?

It is for sure.  And this poster will go down in history as calling the top of the top:

Do mine eyes deceive me? Or did I see a new top in the wild?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9090 on: April 22, 2022, 08:38:12 PM »
NFLX top is in, and I love the articles.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/etfs-most-exposed-netflix-earnings-213000464.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAKXPkZsCHzcBShUqbAgt0Pl2bkKKbc4mCHjibzAuGZ0zDQXsiX5JdQS2Ve87g15mSy10EPDLosuaZDl_2k_DMolm8LL3FOsOsP7rBEk3ow2q3iWoILMYIPAmr9oysdlv-YCCfTv4FTopEXHy7CLoJtAHERrYSVEJOWXJmQlIAaNf

Netflix suffered its second consecutive post-earnings rout Tuesday afternoon, with its stock dropping as much as 25% and evaporating almost $39 billion in market value.

The Vanguard Total Stock Market ETF (VTI) has the largest cut of Netflix shares among all U.S. ETFs, holding 2.89% of its shares outstanding.

However, those funds are heavily diversified due to their size. Netflix amounts to approximately 0.4% of the S&P 500 funds each, 1.18% of QQQ and 0.36% of VTI.


I just did my 4k DCA contribution of April.  Taxable account Top is in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9091 on: April 26, 2022, 10:03:15 AM »
Can thorstache please let us know if this is the top?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9092 on: April 26, 2022, 10:21:55 AM »
Can thorstache please let us know if this is the top?
If you're not sure if it is the top, you should automatically assume it is the top and sell, sell, sell. Obviously.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9093 on: April 26, 2022, 01:44:10 PM »
Can thorstache please let us know if this is the top?
If you're not sure if it is the top, you should automatically assume it is the top and sell, sell, sell. Obviously.

SP500 just hit 0% for the last 12 months! The top has been here for a year now.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9094 on: April 26, 2022, 03:17:07 PM »
Fear is back, VIX above 15, XIV breaking down. SPY to follow, earnings will be a reality check.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9095 on: April 26, 2022, 03:30:08 PM »
Fear is back, VIX above 15, XIV breaking down. SPY to follow, earnings will be a reality check.

Historically speaking, I should probably dump everything into the S&P500 right now.  Ok, done

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9096 on: April 26, 2022, 04:26:50 PM »
Fear is back, VIX above 15, XIV breaking down. SPY to follow, earnings will be a reality check.

Thorstach has spoken!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9097 on: April 26, 2022, 05:02:02 PM »
Fear is back, VIX above 15, XIV breaking down. SPY to follow, earnings will be a reality check.

Historically speaking, I should probably dump everything into the S&P500 right now.  Ok, done

Unless this is pinnacle peak yall top (TIPPY top)

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9098 on: April 26, 2022, 05:32:45 PM »
Fear is back, VIX above 15, XIV breaking down. SPY to follow, earnings will be a reality check.

I'm having deja vu. Have we been here before?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #9099 on: April 26, 2022, 06:43:31 PM »
Fear is back, VIX above 15, XIV breaking down. SPY to follow, earnings will be a reality check.

Thorstach has spoken!

Thank the gods. I was actually starting to get worried.