Top is in

[Vashy]

Just saw this and I want the shirt.

[DadJokes]

I was about to max out my Roth IRA for 2020, but then I remembered that top was in.

[dougules]

I was about to max out my Roth IRA for 2020, but then I remembered that top was in.

Good point.  I'm saving up for that, but clearly that's a bad idea since the top is in.  Should I invest in more canned goods for my bunker, or just blow it all and live it up while I still can?

[Glenstache]

I was about to max out my Roth IRA for 2020, but then I remembered that top was in.

Good point.  I'm saving up for that, but clearly that's a bad idea since the top is in.  Should I invest in more canned goods for my bunker, or just blow it all and live it up while I still can?

I'm investing in cheap whiskey, which always sells well in a downturn.

[dougules]

I was about to max out my Roth IRA for 2020, but then I remembered that top was in.

Good point.  I'm saving up for that, but clearly that's a bad idea since the top is in.  Should I invest in more canned goods for my bunker, or just blow it all and live it up while I still can?

I'm investing in cheap whiskey, which always sells well in a downturn.

It also drinks well in a downturn. 

[techwiz]

Better than cheap whiskey you should make sure to use this on your stache when the "Top is in" 

[Glenstache]

well played, @techwiz. Well played, indeed good sir.

[dougules]

Wow, I thought that was a photoshop job until I looked it up.  Definitely well played. 

[BigMoneyJim]

Ugh. Top may be legitimately in this time. (We seem to be in a shooting war.)

Not that I'm going to make any moves.

[2Birds1Stone]

WWIII top is in.

[Steeze]

What do you guys think about stock piling guns and ammo as a store of value instead of bullion or crypto? Little harder to store but... buy used sell used?

[dragoncar]

Ugh. Top may be legitimately in this time. (We seem to be in a shooting war.)

Not that I'm going to make any moves.

You seem to be referring to a mere local maxima.  Stop hill climbing and commit to gradient descent

[Clean Shaven]

Ugh. Top may be legitimately in this time. (We seem to be in a shooting war.)

Not that I'm going to make any moves.

You seem to be referring to a mere local maxima.  Stop hill climbing and commit to gradient descent

Consider turning over a new Leaf. It could start you on a Quest and reveal new Frontiers. Perhaps become more Rogue-ish   so you can find new Paths.

[Clean Shaven]

BTW, Datsun top is in.

[Brother Esau]

BTW, Datsun top is in.

Oh man, I had one of these in college.

[techwiz]

BTW, Datsun top is in.

Not sure Datsun Top is in, NISSAN, just released the Datsun Go in New Delhi. Look at the writing on the wall (top right) "Built To Rise"!

[JAYSLOL]

Ugh. Top may be legitimately in this time. (We seem to be in a shooting war.)

Not that I'm going to make any moves.

You seem to be referring to a mere local maxima.  Stop hill climbing and commit to gradient descent

Consider turning over a new Leaf. It could start you on a Quest and reveal new Frontiers. Perhaps become more Rogue-ish   so you can find new Paths.

Alternatively, become an Explorer of your own Expedition, and Aspire to Focus on the Contours of becoming a Maverick. On this Excursion feel the Tempo, and Escort a Taurus to the Fiesta. 

[aspiringnomad]

BTW, Datsun top is in.

Not sure Datsun Top is in, NISSAN, just released the Datsun Go in New Delhi. Look at the writing on the wall (top right) "Built To Rise"!

Nissan top is in exile.

[dandarc]

Ugh. Top may be legitimately in this time. (We seem to be in a shooting war.)

Not that I'm going to make any moves.

You seem to be referring to a mere local maxima.  Stop hill climbing and commit to gradient descent

Consider turning over a new Leaf. It could start you on a Quest and reveal new Frontiers. Perhaps become more Rogue-ish   so you can find new Paths.

Alternatively, become an Explorer of your own Expedition, and Aspire to Focus on the Contours of becoming a Maverick. On this Excursion feel the Tempo, and Escort a Taurus to the Fiesta.

Or have fun as you Traverse Colorado wearing your new Blazer on your way to Tahoe. Have fun making Trax as you Cruze around the slopes. Watch out for extra Volts from the outlets at your hotel - Sparks can be dangerous. Use the Express lane to Bolt down the mountain towards Suburban Malibu. LA is colder than you'd think around the Equinox - might be too cold to see the Imapalas at the zoo.

[BigMoneyJim]

Ugh. Top may be legitimately in this time. (We seem to be in a shooting war.)

Not that I'm going to make any moves.

Ah yes, I recall the bear market of last night. Luckily I had the stash and perseverance to stay the course and live on to see new highs. Stay strong, investors!

[dragoncar]

Ugh. Top may be legitimately in this time. (We seem to be in a shooting war.)

Not that I'm going to make any moves.

You seem to be referring to a mere local maxima.  Stop hill climbing and commit to gradient descent

Consider turning over a new Leaf. It could start you on a Quest and reveal new Frontiers. Perhaps become more Rogue-ish   so you can find new Paths.

Alternatively, become an Explorer of your own Expedition, and Aspire to Focus on the Contours of becoming a Maverick. On this Excursion feel the Tempo, and Escort a Taurus to the Fiesta.

Or have fun as you Traverse Colorado wearing your new Blazer on your way to Tahoe. Have fun making Trax as you Cruze around the slopes. Watch out for extra Volts from the outlets at your hotel - Sparks can be dangerous. Use the Express lane to Bolt down the mountain towards Suburban Malibu. LA is colder than you'd think around the Equinox - might be too cold to see the Imapalas at the zoo.

Don’t forget to tesla in your model s

Wait am I doing this right?

[BigMoneyJim]

We have quite a Caravan going. Also, Dodged a bullet last night while heads of state tried to Ram their points home.

On a similar topic, My sister once left Enigma in an Echo next to a Mirage. (True story.)

Also, my grandmother once gave me her Nova when her mechanic told her it wasn't worth fixing and he wanted to take it off her hands. I put some transmission fluid and a battery in it and drove it for years. So both the name and mechanic were wrong. (Or fraudulent.)

[JAYSLOL]

Ugh. Top may be legitimately in this time. (We seem to be in a shooting war.)

Not that I'm going to make any moves.

You seem to be referring to a mere local maxima.  Stop hill climbing and commit to gradient descent

Consider turning over a new Leaf. It could start you on a Quest and reveal new Frontiers. Perhaps become more Rogue-ish   so you can find new Paths.

Alternatively, become an Explorer of your own Expedition, and Aspire to Focus on the Contours of becoming a Maverick. On this Excursion feel the Tempo, and Escort a Taurus to the Fiesta.

Or have fun as you Traverse Colorado wearing your new Blazer on your way to Tahoe. Have fun making Trax as you Cruze around the slopes. Watch out for extra Volts from the outlets at your hotel - Sparks can be dangerous. Use the Express lane to Bolt down the mountain towards Suburban Malibu. LA is colder than you'd think around the Equinox - might be too cold to see the Imapalas at the zoo.

And lose the Accent on the next leg of your trip as you go from Santa Fe to Tucson.

[Davnasty]

Ugh. Top may be legitimately in this time. (We seem to be in a shooting war.)

Not that I'm going to make any moves.

You seem to be referring to a mere local maxima.  Stop hill climbing and commit to gradient descent

Consider turning over a new Leaf. It could start you on a Quest and reveal new Frontiers. Perhaps become more Rogue-ish   so you can find new Paths.

Alternatively, become an Explorer of your own Expedition, and Aspire to Focus on the Contours of becoming a Maverick. On this Excursion feel the Tempo, and Escort a Taurus to the Fiesta.

Or have fun as you Traverse Colorado wearing your new Blazer on your way to Tahoe. Have fun making Trax as you Cruze around the slopes. Watch out for extra Volts from the outlets at your hotel - Sparks can be dangerous. Use the Express lane to Bolt down the mountain towards Suburban Malibu. LA is colder than you'd think around the Equinox - might be too cold to see the Imapalas at the zoo.

Don’t forget to tesla in your model s

Wait am I doing this right?

No, I think you're supposed to Capitalize important words for Emphasis.

[dougules]

Ugh. Top may be legitimately in this time. (We seem to be in a shooting war.)

Not that I'm going to make any moves.

You seem to be referring to a mere local maxima.  Stop hill climbing and commit to gradient descent

Consider turning over a new Leaf. It could start you on a Quest and reveal new Frontiers. Perhaps become more Rogue-ish   so you can find new Paths.

Alternatively, become an Explorer of your own Expedition, and Aspire to Focus on the Contours of becoming a Maverick. On this Excursion feel the Tempo, and Escort a Taurus to the Fiesta.

Or have fun as you Traverse Colorado wearing your new Blazer on your way to Tahoe. Have fun making Trax as you Cruze around the slopes. Watch out for extra Volts from the outlets at your hotel - Sparks can be dangerous. Use the Express lane to Bolt down the mountain towards Suburban Malibu. LA is colder than you'd think around the Equinox - might be too cold to see the Imapalas at the zoo.

Don’t forget to tesla in your model s

Wait am I doing this right?

No, I think you're supposed to Capitalize important words for Emphasis.

No, you need to put "important" words in "quotation marks" for "emphasis."

[dragoncar]

Ugh. Top may be legitimately in this time. (We seem to be in a shooting war.)

Not that I'm going to make any moves.

You seem to be referring to a mere local maxima.  Stop hill climbing and commit to gradient descent

Consider turning over a new Leaf. It could start you on a Quest and reveal new Frontiers. Perhaps become more Rogue-ish   so you can find new Paths.

Alternatively, become an Explorer of your own Expedition, and Aspire to Focus on the Contours of becoming a Maverick. On this Excursion feel the Tempo, and Escort a Taurus to the Fiesta.

Or have fun as you Traverse Colorado wearing your new Blazer on your way to Tahoe. Have fun making Trax as you Cruze around the slopes. Watch out for extra Volts from the outlets at your hotel - Sparks can be dangerous. Use the Express lane to Bolt down the mountain towards Suburban Malibu. LA is colder than you'd think around the Equinox - might be too cold to see the Imapalas at the zoo.

Don’t forget to tesla in your model s

Wait am I doing this right?

No, I think you're supposed to Capitalize important words for Emphasis.

No, you need to put "important" words in "quotation marks" for "emphasis."

This is "correct"

[JAYSLOL]

Ugh. Top may be legitimately in this time. (We seem to be in a shooting war.)

Not that I'm going to make any moves.

You seem to be referring to a mere local maxima.  Stop hill climbing and commit to gradient descent

Consider turning over a new Leaf. It could start you on a Quest and reveal new Frontiers. Perhaps become more Rogue-ish   so you can find new Paths.

Alternatively, become an Explorer of your own Expedition, and Aspire to Focus on the Contours of becoming a Maverick. On this Excursion feel the Tempo, and Escort a Taurus to the Fiesta.

Or have fun as you Traverse Colorado wearing your new Blazer on your way to Tahoe. Have fun making Trax as you Cruze around the slopes. Watch out for extra Volts from the outlets at your hotel - Sparks can be dangerous. Use the Express lane to Bolt down the mountain towards Suburban Malibu. LA is colder than you'd think around the Equinox - might be too cold to see the Imapalas at the zoo.

Don’t forget to tesla in your model s

Wait am I doing this right?

No, I think you're supposed to Capitalize important words for Emphasis.

No, you need to put "important" words in "quotation marks" for "emphasis."

This is "correct"

Ah, I see what I’ve been doing wrong this whole time, let’s try this out correctly

The “Top” is In.
“The” Top is In.
The Top is “In”. 

Yes, I think we’ve officially fixed this thread. 

[Steeze]

Ugh. Top may be legitimately in this time. (We seem to be in a shooting war.)

Not that I'm going to make any moves.

You seem to be referring to a mere local maxima.  Stop hill climbing and commit to gradient descent

Consider turning over a new Leaf. It could start you on a Quest and reveal new Frontiers. Perhaps become more Rogue-ish   so you can find new Paths.

Alternatively, become an Explorer of your own Expedition, and Aspire to Focus on the Contours of becoming a Maverick. On this Excursion feel the Tempo, and Escort a Taurus to the Fiesta.

Or have fun as you Traverse Colorado wearing your new Blazer on your way to Tahoe. Have fun making Trax as you Cruze around the slopes. Watch out for extra Volts from the outlets at your hotel - Sparks can be dangerous. Use the Express lane to Bolt down the mountain towards Suburban Malibu. LA is colder than you'd think around the Equinox - might be too cold to see the Imapalas at the zoo.

Don’t forget to tesla in your model s

Wait am I doing this right?

No, I think you're supposed to Capitalize important words for Emphasis.

No, you need to put "important" words in "quotation marks" for "emphasis."

This is "correct"

Ah, I see what I’ve been doing wrong this whole time, let’s try this out correctly

The “Top” is In.
“The” Top is In.
The Top is “In”. 

Yes, I think we’ve officially fixed this thread.

If you stand in front of a mirror and say “top is in” 13 times, Thorstach appears!

[JAYSLOL]

Ugh. Top may be legitimately in this time. (We seem to be in a shooting war.)

Not that I'm going to make any moves.

You seem to be referring to a mere local maxima.  Stop hill climbing and commit to gradient descent

Consider turning over a new Leaf. It could start you on a Quest and reveal new Frontiers. Perhaps become more Rogue-ish   so you can find new Paths.

Alternatively, become an Explorer of your own Expedition, and Aspire to Focus on the Contours of becoming a Maverick. On this Excursion feel the Tempo, and Escort a Taurus to the Fiesta.

Or have fun as you Traverse Colorado wearing your new Blazer on your way to Tahoe. Have fun making Trax as you Cruze around the slopes. Watch out for extra Volts from the outlets at your hotel - Sparks can be dangerous. Use the Express lane to Bolt down the mountain towards Suburban Malibu. LA is colder than you'd think around the Equinox - might be too cold to see the Imapalas at the zoo.

Don’t forget to tesla in your model s

Wait am I doing this right?

No, I think you're supposed to Capitalize important words for Emphasis.

No, you need to put "important" words in "quotation marks" for "emphasis."

This is "correct"

Ah, I see what I’ve been doing wrong this whole time, let’s try this out correctly

The “Top” is In.
“The” Top is In.
The Top is “In”. 

Yes, I think we’ve officially fixed this thread.

If you stand in front of a mirror and say “top is in” 13 times, Thorstach appears!

Good tip!  It usually takes 2 days of 1%+ losses for the S&P500 before that happens

[Glenstache]

Ugh. Top may be legitimately in this time. (We seem to be in a shooting war.)

Not that I'm going to make any moves.

You seem to be referring to a mere local maxima.  Stop hill climbing and commit to gradient descent

Consider turning over a new Leaf. It could start you on a Quest and reveal new Frontiers. Perhaps become more Rogue-ish   so you can find new Paths.

Alternatively, become an Explorer of your own Expedition, and Aspire to Focus on the Contours of becoming a Maverick. On this Excursion feel the Tempo, and Escort a Taurus to the Fiesta.

Or have fun as you Traverse Colorado wearing your new Blazer on your way to Tahoe. Have fun making Trax as you Cruze around the slopes. Watch out for extra Volts from the outlets at your hotel - Sparks can be dangerous. Use the Express lane to Bolt down the mountain towards Suburban Malibu. LA is colder than you'd think around the Equinox - might be too cold to see the Imapalas at the zoo.

Don’t forget to tesla in your model s

Wait am I doing this right?

No, I think you're supposed to Capitalize important words for Emphasis.

No, you need to put "important" words in "quotation marks" for "emphasis."

This is "correct"

Ah, I see what I’ve been doing wrong this whole time, let’s try this out correctly

The “Top” is In.
“The” Top is In.
The Top is “In”. 

Yes, I think we’ve officially fixed this thread.

If you stand in front of a mirror and say “top is in” 13 times, Thorstach appears!

Good tip!  It usually takes 2 days of 1%+ losses for the S&P500 before that happens

It is hard to see in his posts, but he is usually riding a bear when he appears.

[ender]

It is hard to see in his posts, but he is usually riding a bear when he appears.

That's some top quality bullshit right there.

[MrMoneyMullet]

Hey all, I've been gone from the forum for a couple years. Is the top in yet?

[dougules]

Hey all, I've been gone from the forum for a couple years. Is the top in yet?

The top has been in for a while now.  Why are you not still secure in your bunker?

[MrMoneyMullet]

Hey all, I've been gone from the forum for a couple years. Is the top in yet?

The top has been in for a while now.  Why are you not still secure in your bunker?

My bad. After two years, temptation got the best of me and I surfaced because wanted to see the toxic wasteland for myself. Turns out most stuff is still here. ???

[caracarn]

Hey all, I've been gone from the forum for a couple years. Is the top in yet?

The top has been in for a while now.  Why are you not still secure in your bunker?

My bad. After two years, temptation got the best of me and I surfaced because wanted to see the toxic wasteland for myself. Turns out most stuff is still here. ???

For now, but give it a year after Trump decides since Iran did not seem to care much and he assassinates a North Korean. 

[caracarn]

I have it on good authority that this is an all time high and top is in.  Now going to open a 409k since they seem to be up a lot too.....

[EliteZags]

are those invested completely in US cleaning supplies?

[DadJokes]

are those invested completely in US cleaning supplies?

I diversify in Beach Boys albums

[Maenad]

Top is in

Phew. I was worried that the top might actually be in, but the market’s truest buy signal just flashed bright green.

Amazing how accurate it is!

[Monocle Money Mouth]

are those invested completely in US cleaning supplies?

I diversify in Beach Boys albums

Sounds like your money gets around.

[JAYSLOL]

are those invested completely in US cleaning supplies?

I diversify in Beach Boys albums

Sounds like your money gets around.

And when the Top is in, Don’t Worry Baby

[dougules]

I have it on good authority that this is an all time high and top is in.  Now going to open a 409k since they seem to be up a lot too.....

He tweeted "All-time high" which implies it's never going beyond this.  Top is in!

[dragoncar]

I have it on good authority that this is an all time high and top is in.  Now going to open a 409k since they seem to be up a lot too.....

Jesus is that real?  I do have several 409Ks though, it’s just an odd unit of money

[ender]

I have it on good authority that this is an all time high and top is in.  Now going to open a 409k since they seem to be up a lot too.....

Jesus is that real?  I do have several 409Ks though, it’s just an odd unit of money

You just have a 409k?

Weak. Over here, where the top is in, we have a 429k.

[aspiringnomad]

Jesus is that real?

As real as that hamberder you just washed down with some fresh brewed covfefe.

[aboatguy]

  triple  Rocket top is in

[Travis]

  triple  Rocket top is in

It took me a minute to find your text. I just saw the photo and thought you were implying "F*ck it, I'm outta here!"

[dragoncar]

triple  Rocket top is in

It took me a minute to find your text. I just saw the photo and thought you were implying "F*ck it, I'm outta here!"

[wienerdog]

29k Dow Top is in

[Brother Esau]

29k Dow Top is in

Now 28,884. Top was definitely in.