Top is in

[ATtiny85]

Negative ghost rider, the Top is in

[GuitarStv]

[MrGreen]

The S&P must be exhausted for m all the climbing it's doing! Now 0.59% from ATH. Three more trading sessions to grant me the present of New Top under my Christmas tree.

[Exflyboy]

I've almost certainly passed my personal ATH today.. Funny thing though.. I don't feel any different. Its like one more turnip has been thrown on the already full turnip truck.

WTF am I going to do with all those turnips?.. And I still keep getting more!

[WayDownSouth]

Our economy is clearly heading towards "Venezuela Hell Hole" territory any day now!

I agree but the top is still not anywhere near close to being in. The stock market and the economy are complete detached from one another. It will remain like this. Massive new highs coming...

[Wintergreen78]

I thought everyone knew better than to trade based on a person with an upside down profile picture.

His profile picture *is* right side up! :D

He was just inverted. Top Gun reference Top is in!

Cough-bulls**t!

[zolotiyeruki]

I've almost certainly passed my personal ATH today.. Funny thing though.. I don't feel any different. Its like one more turnip has been thrown on the already full turnip truck.

WTF am I going to do with all those turnips?.. And I still keep getting more!

If your truck is already full, feel free to throw your excess into mine! :P

[Alternatepriorities]

He was just inverted. Top Gun reference Top is in!

I appreciate that this tops the 200th page of this topic.

Although, I actually always assumed this was the case...

[Exflyboy]

I've almost certainly passed my personal ATH today.. Funny thing though.. I don't feel any different. Its like one more turnip has been thrown on the already full turnip truck.

WTF am I going to do with all those turnips?.. And I still keep getting more!

If your truck is already full, feel free to throw your excess into mine! :P

Its a burden I tell ya! I feel its my duty to bear up under this abuse of capitalism.. MUST SPEND MORE!

[dragoncar]

Woke up
Got outta bed
Saw the top was in
Went back to bed

[jeroly]

Our economy is clearly heading towards "Venezuela Hell Hole" territory any day now!

I agree but the top is still not anywhere near close to being in. The stock market and the economy are complete detached from one another. It will remain like this. Massive new highs coming...

BLASPHEMER!!!

You are hereby cast out from the Church of Thorstach and Latter-Day Doomsayers.

[solon]

Our economy is clearly heading towards "Venezuela Hell Hole" territory any day now!

I agree but the top is still not anywhere near close to being in. The stock market and the economy are complete detached from one another. It will remain like this. Massive new highs coming...

BLASPHEMER!!!

You are hereby cast out from the Church of Thorstache and Latter-Day Doomsayers.

He's new. We'll show him a little grace.

[WayDownSouth]

Our economy is clearly heading towards "Venezuela Hell Hole" territory any day now!

I agree but the top is still not anywhere near close to being in. The stock market and the economy are complete detached from one another. It will remain like this. Massive new highs coming...

BLASPHEMER!!!

You are hereby cast out from the Church of Thorstache and Latter-Day Doomsayers.

You better hold your horses there, buster.....

After the real top is finally in, there won't be a plateau or nice downside ride. Only a full-speed crash into the fucking ground.

Total societal devastation and bloodshed.

Venezuelans are used to dealing with poor living conditions and makeshift everything.

Americans are not. Within 5 days, 95% of the country will be warring over food and water.

There will be no "buying the dip". It's game over.

Bullets, bullion, bourbon, tampons, and cigarettes are what the intelligent will be holding.

BTW... If you have cash you'll have about 48 hours to buy things with it. After that, dollars are mere toilet paper.

[ATtiny85]

I had no idea thorstach reproduced.

[markbike528CBX]

I had no idea thorstach reproduced.

Spawned, in an Immaculate sort of way.

[Radagast]

Whatevs sheeple. Top is still in.

[Radagast]

The real thorstach is the friends we met along the way.

So true. I almost cried when I read this.

[WayDownSouth]

What if I told you that the top is nothing more than the imaginary idea of a non-existent angle on a never ending, completely synthetic and simulated two dimensional line?

[solon]

What if I told you that the top is nothing more than the imaginary idea of a non-existent angle on a never ending, completely synthetic and simulated two dimensional line?

ok, NOW you're getting blasphemous...

[WayDownSouth]

What if I told you that the top is nothing more than the imaginary idea of a non-existent angle on a never ending, completely synthetic and simulated two dimensional line?

ok, NOW you're getting blasphemous...

Okay, okay. I digress!!!

[Exflyboy]

Our economy is clearly heading towards "Venezuela Hell Hole" territory any day now!

I agree but the top is still not anywhere near close to being in. The stock market and the economy are complete detached from one another. It will remain like this. Massive new highs coming...

BLASPHEMER!!!

You are hereby cast out from the Church of Thorstache and Latter-Day Doomsayers.

You better hold your horses there, buster.....

After the real top is finally in, there won't be a plateau or nice downside ride. Only a full-speed crash into the fucking ground.

Total societal devastation and bloodshed.

Venezuelans are used to dealing with poor living conditions and makeshift everything.

Americans are not. Within 5 days, 95% of the country will be warring over food and water.

There will be no "buying the dip". It's game over.

Bullets, bullion, bourbon, tampons, and cigarettes are what the intelligent will be holding.

BTW... If you have cash you'll have about 48 hours to buy things with it. After that, dollars are mere toilet paper.

Sounds like a move to Venezuela might be a good idea..:)

[solon]

What if I told you that the top is nothing more than the imaginary idea of a non-existent angle on a never ending, completely synthetic and simulated two dimensional line?

ok, NOW you're getting blasphemous...

Okay, okay. I digress repent!!!

Fixed that for you

[Morning Glory]

I had no idea thorstach reproduced.

Spawned, in an Immaculate sort of way.

When his population hits carrying capacity that will be the top.

[HPstache]

Does an intra-day top, count as a new top?  Top watchers need to know...

[Monocle Money Mouth]

Does an intra-day top, count as a new top?  Top watchers need to know...

No. Line go down bad.

[dividendman]

Does an intra-day top, count as a new top?  Top watchers need to know...

No. Line go down bad.

Shit! I think Top is in for real *this* time!!111

[Glenstache]

Does an intra-day top, count as a new top?  Top watchers need to know...

Continuing the Archer theme...

[WayDownSouth]

What if I told you that the top is nothing more than the imaginary idea of a non-existent angle on a never ending, completely synthetic and simulated two dimensional line?

ok, NOW you're getting blasphemous...

Okay, okay. I digress repent!!!

Fixed that for you

Very well, then. Thank you.

[Radagast]

I see neophytes are having trouble with the basics, so I made a list:

Top Ten Commandments
1.   Top is in
2.   Fear is back
3.   Thou shalt observe VIX is up
4.   Thou shalt observe XIV breaking down
5.   Earnings shall be a reality check
6.   There is only one Top and thorstach is its prophet
7.   Thou shalt measure Top using the S&P500 price index
8.   Thou shalt not include dividends when measuring Top, nor shalt thou include expenses
9.   Top shall be measured only at the end of the trading day
10.   A confirmed downtrend from all time highs is anything but noise, fellow

[ChpBstrd]

I see neophytes are having trouble with the basics, so I made a list:

Top Ten Commandments
1.   Top is in
2.   Fear is back
3.   Thou shalt observe VIX is up
4.   Thou shalt observe XIV breaking down
5.   Earnings shall be a reality check
6.   There is only one Top and thorstach is its prophet
7.   Thou shalt measure Top using the S&P500 price index
8.   Thou shalt not include dividends when measuring Top, nor shalt thou include expenses
9.   Top shall be measured only at the end of the trading day
10.   A confirmed downtrend from all time highs is anything but noise, fellow

Well fuck. Another 10 commandments and rape, child molestation, racism, war, pollution, bribery, and domestic abuse failed to make the list AGAIN. Plus there are now more thought-crimes. What is it with religions? Morality top is in.

[GuitarStv]

You authority is not recognized from Fort Kickass!

[RWD]

I love how terribly the stock market has done since the top was in

100 pages later, top still in

[Heliios]

I thought everyone knew better than to trade based on a person with an upside down profile picture.

His profile picture *is* right side up! :D

He was just inverted. Top Gun reference Top is in!

Does this mean we can expect the market to go into an inverted 4g dive?

[Glenstache]

I thought everyone knew better than to trade based on a person with an upside down profile picture.

His profile picture *is* right side up! :D

He was just inverted. Top Gun reference Top is in!

Does this mean we can expect the market to go into an inverted 4g dive?

I think it means we can expect the S&P to do a cobra maneuver.

[GuitarStv]

I thought everyone knew better than to trade based on a person with an upside down profile picture.

His profile picture *is* right side up! :D

He was just inverted. Top Gun reference Top is in!

Does this mean we can expect the market to go into an inverted 4g dive?

I think it means we can expect the S&P to do a cobra maneuver.

Better than a split S.

[ender]

In the realm where bulls and bears collide,
A tale unfolds, where fortunes bide.
Upon the stage, a market's dance,
A waltz of chance, of circumstance.

Whispers murmur, rumors fly,
The market's heartbeat, a speculative sigh.
In shadows cast by candle's gleam,
The wisest ponder, the hopeful dream.

"The top is in," they softly say,
As numbers climb, then slip away.
A symphony of tickers, a financial art,
A tapestry woven, a delicate chart.

In the cathedral of finance, where echoes ring,
Traders' fingers dance on every string.
Green and red, the flags of fate,
As markets rise and contemplate.

High above, the summit gleams,
A peak so lofty, a realm of dreams.
Yet whispers grow, a cautionary call,
"The top is in," a warning sprawl.

Speculation's tide, a restless sea,
Where fortunes ebb and flow in glee.
The siren song of wealth's allure,
Yet danger lurks, obscured, unsure.

The bulls may charge, the bears may growl,
Yet time unveils the market's scowl.
In cycles spun, a wheel that turns,
A lesson learned as fortune burns.

So heed the echoes, the caution's chime,
In the rhythm of the market's prime.
For on the summit, where eagles soar,
The top is in, forevermore.

[EscapeVelocity2020]

Thank goodness 2023 is coming to a close soon, the kids keep asking if the 'Top Is In' yet

[ChpBstrd]

Poetry top is in.

[Wintergreen78]

I thought everyone knew better than to trade based on a person with an upside down profile picture.

His profile picture *is* right side up! :D

He was just inverted. Top Gun reference Top is in!

Does this mean we can expect the market to go into an inverted 4g dive?

I think it means we can expect the S&P to do a cobra maneuver.

Better than a split S.

The top is in a flat spin going out to sea!


Although - I have watched that movie with a former navy pilot who insisted the only direction a plane goes in a flat spin is straight down.

[jeroly]

Yippee Ki-Yay! The top is in, motherf**kers!

Festivus, Christmas, Kwanzaa, and (belated) Chanukkah greetings to all!

[aboatguy]

Top  still in?

[Exflyboy]

I thought everyone knew better than to trade based on a person with an upside down profile picture.

His profile picture *is* right side up! :D

He was just inverted. Top Gun reference Top is in!

Does this mean we can expect the market to go into an inverted 4g dive?

I think it means we can expect the S&P to do a cobra maneuver.

Better than a split S.

The top is in a flat spin going out to sea!


Although - I have watched that movie with a former navy pilot who insisted the only direction a plane goes in a flat spin is straight down.

And he is correct.. Ask me how I know..:)

[Glenstache]

And he is correct.. Ask me how I know..:)

Goodness,  gracious, great balls of FIRE!

[GuitarStv]

And he is correct.. Ask me how I know..:)

Goodness,  gracious, great balls of FIRE!

There are pills and creams to correct that particular issue.

[aboatguy]

[Glenstache]

In the realm where bulls and bears collide,
A tale unfolds, where fortunes bide.
Upon the stage, a market's dance,
A waltz of chance, of circumstance.

Whispers murmur, rumors fly,
The market's heartbeat, a speculative sigh.
In shadows cast by candle's gleam,
The wisest ponder, the hopeful dream.

"The top is in," they softly say,
As numbers climb, then slip away.
A symphony of tickers, a financial art,
A tapestry woven, a delicate chart.

In the cathedral of finance, where echoes ring,
Traders' fingers dance on every string.
Green and red, the flags of fate,
As markets rise and contemplate.

High above, the summit gleams,
A peak so lofty, a realm of dreams.
Yet whispers grow, a cautionary call,
"The top is in," a warning sprawl.

Speculation's tide, a restless sea,
Where fortunes ebb and flow in glee.
The siren song of wealth's allure,
Yet danger lurks, obscured, unsure.

The bulls may charge, the bears may growl,
Yet time unveils the market's scowl.
In cycles spun, a wheel that turns,
A lesson learned as fortune burns.

So heed the echoes, the caution's chime,
In the rhythm of the market's prime.
For on the summit, where eagles soar,
The top is in, forevermore.

I feel that this needs to be done in needlepoint to be hung on Thorstache's wall.

[Exflyboy]

And he is correct.. Ask me how I know..:)

Goodness,  gracious, great balls of FIRE!

There are pills and creams to correct that particular issue.

There is "therapy" it is very expensive..:)

[WayDownSouth]

I thought everyone knew better than to trade based on a person with an upside down profile picture.

His profile picture *is* right side up! :D

He was just inverted. Top Gun reference Top is in!

Does this mean we can expect the market to go into an inverted 4g dive?

I think it means we can expect the S&P to do a cobra maneuver.

Better than a split S.

The top is in a flat spin going out to sea!


Although - I have watched that movie with a former navy pilot who insisted the only direction a plane goes in a flat spin is straight down.

And he is correct.. Ask me how I know..:)

How I know?

[solon]

In the realm where bulls and bears collide,
A tale unfolds, where fortunes bide.
Upon the stage, a market's dance,
A waltz of chance, of circumstance.

Whispers murmur, rumors fly,
The market's heartbeat, a speculative sigh.
In shadows cast by candle's gleam,
The wisest ponder, the hopeful dream.

"The top is in," they softly say,
As numbers climb, then slip away.
A symphony of tickers, a financial art,
A tapestry woven, a delicate chart.

In the cathedral of finance, where echoes ring,
Traders' fingers dance on every string.
Green and red, the flags of fate,
As markets rise and contemplate.

High above, the summit gleams,
A peak so lofty, a realm of dreams.
Yet whispers grow, a cautionary call,
"The top is in," a warning sprawl.

Speculation's tide, a restless sea,
Where fortunes ebb and flow in glee.
The siren song of wealth's allure,
Yet danger lurks, obscured, unsure.

The bulls may charge, the bears may growl,
Yet time unveils the market's scowl.
In cycles spun, a wheel that turns,
A lesson learned as fortune burns.

So heed the echoes, the caution's chime,
In the rhythm of the market's prime.
For on the summit, where eagles soar,
The top is in, forevermore.

I guess I'll have to be "that guy"...

Is this a parody of something?

[ender]

I guess I'll have to be "that guy"...

Is this a parody of something?

It's a parody of top being in :)

Shamelessly generated by ChatGPT hahahahahah.