Top is in

[SwordGuy]

I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

Yeah, that kind of advise is probably pretty flaky.

I've been conditioned to ignore fluff pieces like that.

Toupee is in?

f

Head and shoulders above the rest...

My ears always pert up when these things come along.

Good!   Some people work up a real lather.

Follow this advice and nothing can shave you.

I bristle at that advice!

[Monerexia]

I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

Yeah, that kind of advise is probably pretty flaky.

I've been conditioned to ignore fluff pieces like that.

Toupee is in?

f

Head and shoulders above the rest...

My ears always pert up when these things come along.

Good!   Some people work up a real lather.

Follow this advice and nothing can shave you.

I bristle at that advice!

Yeah. Puts me on Edge. Have to tell myself *Don't Gillette that get to you..

[aboatguy]

NASDAQ and S&P500 just set new intraday records top is not in and  the bottom looks so far away!

[talltexan]

Indeed the stonks are putting in a fresh top as we speak

[JAYSLOL]

Did we Top The Top’s Top Top or what?

[aboatguy]

Two new records:
S&P 500 3431.28.    NASDAQ 11379.72


Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atY7ymXAcRQ


Top is still not in!

[dougules]

I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

Yeah, that kind of advise is probably pretty flaky.

I've been conditioned to ignore fluff pieces like that.

Toupee is in?

f

Head and shoulders above the rest...

My ears always pert up when these things come along.

Good!   Some people work up a real lather.

Follow this advice and nothing can shave you.

I bristle at that advice!

Yeah. Puts me on Edge. Have to tell myself *Don't Gillette that get to you..

I feel like it only scratches the surface anyway.

[Glenstache]

I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

Yeah, that kind of advise is probably pretty flaky.

I've been conditioned to ignore fluff pieces like that.

Toupee is in?

f

Head and shoulders above the rest...

My ears always pert up when these things come along.

Good!   Some people work up a real lather.

Follow this advice and nothing can shave you.

I bristle at that advice!

Yeah. Puts me on Edge. Have to tell myself *Don't Gillette that get to you..

I feel like it only scratches the surface anyway.

The strategy supposedly beats index funds, but I suspect just by a hair.

[Steeze]

I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

Yeah, that kind of advise is probably pretty flaky.

I've been conditioned to ignore fluff pieces like that.

Toupee is in?

f

Head and shoulders above the rest...

My ears always pert up when these things come along.

Good!   Some people work up a real lather.

Follow this advice and nothing can shave you.

I bristle at that advice!

Yeah. Puts me on Edge. Have to tell myself *Don't Gillette that get to you..

I feel like it only scratches the surface anyway.

The strategy supposedly beats index funds, but I suspect just by a hair.

Best take the advice - with companies working on such razor thin margins you are likely to get burned.

[JAYSLOL]

I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

Yeah, that kind of advise is probably pretty flaky.

I've been conditioned to ignore fluff pieces like that.

Toupee is in?

f

Head and shoulders above the rest...

My ears always pert up when these things come along.

Good!   Some people work up a real lather.

Follow this advice and nothing can shave you.

I bristle at that advice!

Yeah. Puts me on Edge. Have to tell myself *Don't Gillette that get to you..

I feel like it only scratches the surface anyway.

The strategy supposedly beats index funds, but I suspect just by a hair.

Best take the advice - with companies working on such razor thin margins you are likely to get burned.

Not if you take your portfolio from Zero to Mach 3

[Monerexia]

I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

Yeah, that kind of advise is probably pretty flaky.

I've been conditioned to ignore fluff pieces like that.

Toupee is in?

f

Head and shoulders above the rest...

My ears always pert up when these things come along.

Good!   Some people work up a real lather.

Follow this advice and nothing can shave you.

I bristle at that advice!

Yeah. Puts me on Edge. Have to tell myself *Don't Gillette that get to you..

I feel like it only scratches the surface anyway.

The strategy supposedly beats index funds, but I suspect just by a hair.

Best take the advice - with companies working on such razor thin margins you are likely to get burned.

Not if you take your portfolio from Zero to Mach 3

I just read it again, and yeah, fuzzy logic.

[aboatguy]

Two new records:
S&P 500 3431.28.    NASDAQ 11379.72


Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atY7ymXAcRQ
Still Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows.  Looks like another TOPPY day..... S&P 500 344362.    NASDAQ 11466.47

Top is still not in!

[aspiringnomad]

I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

Yeah, that kind of advise is probably pretty flaky.

I've been conditioned to ignore fluff pieces like that.

Toupee is in?

f

Head and shoulders above the rest...

My ears always pert up when these things come along.

Good!   Some people work up a real lather.

Follow this advice and nothing can shave you.

I bristle at that advice!

Yeah. Puts me on Edge. Have to tell myself *Don't Gillette that get to you..

I feel like it only scratches the surface anyway.

The strategy supposedly beats index funds, but I suspect just by a hair.

Best take the advice - with companies working on such razor thin margins you are likely to get burned.

Not if you take your portfolio from Zero to Mach 3

I just read it again, and yeah, fuzzy logic.

So you're saying that the top is the best a man can get?

[SwordGuy]

So you're saying that the top is the best a man can get?

No, you're thinking of "the top is off", not "the top is in".   :)

[Financial.Velociraptor]

So you're saying that the top is the best a man can get?

No, you're thinking of "the top is off", not "the top is in".   :)

No, no.  You mean the TIP is in!

[aboatguy]

Exxon's DOW top is in.



S&P 500 3457.18.  NASDAQ 11588.95.   Intraday records.  The 2020 BULL Recession  TOP is still not in.

[aboatguy]

Every thing is up right now.  I heard on  Bloomberg business this morning that it is a buy everything market.    I'd rather wait for a sale however, I'll continue to invest into my retirement account every payday.


Bull Recession of 2020 seems to have an edge, hopefully that edge doesn't give me close shave.

[Alternatepriorities]

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/powell-in-jackson-hole-speech-will-put-out-feds-welcome-mat-for-hot-labor-markets-and-inflation-overshoots-2020-08-26


Apparently no one told Powell the top was in.

[dougules]

thorstach for fed chair!

[dividendman]

Every thing is up right now.  I heard on  Bloomberg business this morning that it is a buy everything market.    I'd rather wait for a sale however, I'll continue to invest into my retirement account every payday.


Bull Recession of 2020 seems to have an edge, hopefully that edge doesn't give me close shave.

Not bonds.... bond top is in.

[Alternatepriorities]

thorstach for fed chair!

A prophet for fed chair? That would be interesting.

[HPstache]

Top is in.

[UnleashHell]

thorstach for fed chair!

A prophet for fed chair? That would be interesting.

not a prophet.
The Emissary!

[Wintergreen78]

thorstach for fed chair!

A prophet for fed chair? That would be interesting.

not a prophet.
The Emissary!

I mean, it was over three years ago now that he told us the top would be in. And look! It is in as I write this. Think of the sagacity, the insight required, to call the top over three years ago and to be correct. Not many people could pull that off.

[aboatguy]

BLOOMBERG Business just announced it was another buy everything market day.   ....   


However, as already announced probably not bonds.... 

[aboatguy]

]New NASDAQ  11686.83 and SP 500 3493.25 intraday records....
Will they stick the landing?  Thank you Fed for printing Dolla Dolla Bills!

[aboatguy]

what could go wrong:

[dougules]

Well given that the top is in we already know everything is going to go wrong. 

[aboatguy]

S&P 500 over 3500.

[Roman]

These guys get it. BUMP
https://www.bogleheads.org/forum/viewtopic.php?p=5472595#p5472595

[Glenstache]

These guys get it. BUMP
https://www.bogleheads.org/forum/viewtopic.php?p=5472595#p5472595

Everything exerts downward pressure on stock prices, the top is just around the corner. Market timing is just about getting the timescale right. Don't just time it, leverage the shit out of your timing!

The top is dead. Long live Top!

[techwiz]

These guys get it. BUMP
https://www.bogleheads.org/forum/viewtopic.php?p=5472595#p5472595

Bump Top is in!

[Steeze]

Crap, was I supposed to be at 3x leverage this whole time?

[Alternatepriorities]

Crap, was I supposed to be at 3x leverage this whole time?

"@ 5x Fire Budget, 8x current spend"

Sounds to me like you are currently leveraged somewhere between 0.125X and 0.2X...

[Steeze]

I picked a horrible day to go 3x leverage

[dougules]

I picked a horrible day to go 3x leverage

Well we told you the top was in. 

[BicycleB]

I picked a horrible day to go 3x leverage

Well we told you the top was in.

LOL. Thorstach has been winning for hours now.

[Exflyboy]

I knew it.. I'm getting in line for the soup kitchen and DW is writing out her application for the Victorian work house..

Apparently they have a dress code.. I believe it was a yellow dress so they could identify you easily and point out your shame for daring to be poor!

[frugalnacho]

Uh oh.  Market is down like 4%. Thorstache warned us.  Fear is back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R4kLQ-WPKQ

[solon]

The market giveth and the market taketh away. Blessed be the name of the market.

[solon]

Uh oh.  Market is down like 4%. Thorstache warned us.  Fear is back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R4kLQ-WPKQ

Did we decide if misspelling Thorstach's name is a punishable offense? Can you go to hell for insulting the Prophet?

[frugalnacho]

Dishonor.  I guess it's harakiri time again.  Top of my life is in. 

[Glenstache]

Uh oh.  Market is down like 4%. Thorstache warned us.  Fear is back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R4kLQ-WPKQ

Did we decide if misspelling Thorstach's name is a punishable offense? Can you go to hell for insulting the Prophet?

I mean, it's not like he spelled it Thorestach.

[MustacheAndaHalf]

Apple stock dropped 8% today... clearly an impossible hurdle to mount.  :)
Yesterday, the top was in.

[Paul der Krake]

Uh oh.  Market is down like 4%. Thorstache warned us.  Fear is back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R4kLQ-WPKQ

Did we decide if misspelling Thorstach's name is a punishable offense? Can you go to hell for insulting the Prophet?

Only if you draw him.

[BigMoneyJim]

I mean, it's not like he spelled it Thorestach.

Why do I intrinsically presume it's either Porky Pig or Yosemite Sam speaking when it's spelled that way?

[Glenstache]

Apple stock dropped 8% today... clearly an impossible hurdle to mount.  :)
Yesterday, the top was in.

I mean, I'm definitely panicking.

[Monerexia]

Okay that was awesome today. Like a dog shaking after a bath.

[Buffaloski Boris]

What the.....?!!!

I don’t come back to this thread for several days and what happens? Posters are running amok and misspelling the name of The Prophet.

Blasphemy! BLASPHEMERS!

The next thing you know posters will be questioning whether the Top Is In! ((heart be still))

Need I remind you all that blasphemy is the road to damnation? Perdition? Sub par returns?!  I think we should all take a moment and reflect on how we can better devote ourselves to the True Path of The Top Is In.

Praise Dow! Blessed be the S+P!

[dragoncar]

Uh oh.  Market is down like 4%. Thorstache warned us.  Fear is back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R4kLQ-WPKQ

Did we decide if misspelling Thorstach's name is a punishable offense? Can you go to hell for insulting the Prophet?

I mean, it's not like he spelled it Thorestach.

The extra e is for eTOP IS IN