Local bank is offering $400 signup bonus for checking account. Must deposit $500, and have $500 worth of ‘action” per month to avoid $7 monthly fee. $400 deposit is immediate, must keep account open for 6 months.
I go in to sign up, loan officer (LO) and I have two weird moments:
LO: Do you own your own home?
Me: No, not yet…..3 more years.
LO: Umm…what?
Me: I have a home, with a mortgage on it, for three more years. Then I will own it.
I overthunk it, like a mustachian. I think it would be easier if she had asked “Do you rent….or own your own home?”.
Then:
LO: Do you have credit cards?
Me:. Yes.
LO: What is the interest rate?
Me: I am not sure. I don’t pay interest, I pay them off in full every month.
LO: Ok….noted. next question…..do you spend more or less than you make every month?
Me: Umm….<laughing>….I spend less money than I make. If I spent more, that really wouldn’t last that long, would it. Like if I make $4k a month, but I spend $6k…how long do you thinking one could sustain that??
LO: <blank stare>