I watched May December thanks to the hype and the cast.
It's...um...different.
Tonally I've never seen anything like it before. It's kind of a dark comedy, kind of a drama, really hard to describe.
It's very loosely inspired by a true crime case of a teacher who had sex with her 12 year old student, got pregnant by him twice, gave birth in jail, then married him when she got out.
This is a fiction, it's not the same characters, but a lot of details are taken from that story. Julianne Moore is the pedophile turned housewife and Natalie Portman is an actress who is shadowing her to play her in a movie.
One little note is that the movie doesn't make it clear at first that Natalie Portman is playing an actress who is nowhere near actual Natalie Portman in caliber and fame, which was just a subconscious assumption I erroneously made. I just kind of defaulted to Portman as A-list, but her character is actually a B or C list TV actor and it took a bit for her character to make any sense to me as a result.
Both actresses are literal perfection in these roles, which is critical. This movie would be an absolute disaster with even a hair less authenticity in these characters.
I initially wrote an explanation of the key tonal element of this movie, but I think that might ruin the effect.
So I'll just say this: it won't be what you expect because I've never watched a movie that was intentionally the way this movie is.
I did not enjoy it while watching it, which doesn't exactly sound like a ringing endorsement; however, after 2 days, I feel quite compelled to watch it again now that my brain has made sense of why it is the way it is.
Evidently according to a few online reviews, this is not an uncommon experience.
I cannot overstate how exquisite the acting and directing is, and I cannot overstate how critical that is to pulling off what the movie pulls off. A single moment of inauthenticity from a single actor in any scene would have toppled the house of cards of the whole thing.
I know I'm being cryptic, but after I wrote out an explanation that spoiled nothing about the plot (I'm not sure you can actually spoil the plot), I deleted it because I think a big part of the experience is going into it not expecting what it is.