Asset: IBIT collar
Price: 100 shares at $-58.95/share
1 put option, 1/15/27, 58 strike: $-16.38/share
-1 call option, 1/15/27, 80 strike: $+16.43/share
net: $-58.90/share
Rationale:I might throw up as I contemplate how ridiculous this is, but I'm thinking about buying the greater-fool scam product bitcoin. The administration has captured the votes of the
14% of the population and 24% of millennials who owned crypto in 2024, and is expected to deliver deregulation, rules to let banks facilitate more crypto investment and trade, and Republican crypto proponents have even talked about
buying 200k bitcoin per year as a "strategic reserve." That would be 5% of the total float per year. The government would be running up the price on itself, buying at any price essentially, with very deep pockets in a very shallow market.
This is a horrible idea for the country - borrowing from increasingly skittish and shallow bond markets to finance the pumping of crypto at a time when the country's debt-GDP ratio is 123% - but it is what we're doing, so "don't fight the Fed". If a pump and dump has been announced by national leaders in charge of multi-trillion dollar budgets, we should pay attention. I should have paid attention on November 6th!
Politically, Republicans would do well to wait until the midterms to enrich their crypto supporters. I.e. "If the D's win, they'll block our attempts to send your crypto to the moon!" would flip a lot of votes and buy a lot of social media influencers in this crazy age. But eventually I think they have to deliver on some form of the "strategic bitcoin reserve" in 3-4 years (Jerome Powell's term ends in May 2026), and change the banking system to increase banks' exposure to crypto.
Of course, this is exactly the kind of news-driven, narrative-driven idea that has failed me in the past, and here I am suggesting it. This thought made me look at options strategies.
The interesting thing about IBIT is that its options market has gotten big enough that bid-ask spreads are generally in the range of a nickel, 2 year LEAPS are available, and its high volatility means you can make a double-digit return selling covered calls. The downside is that a stock correction could pull down bitcoin with it, as has happened in the past, or the ruling party stops promoting crypto in a credible way, or anything could happen to drive the price down. But you can now hedge IBIT, and with the collar I suggested the worst you could do over 2 whole years is in the range of a 1.6% loss. Your maximum upside is 34.68%, roughly comparable to 17.3% per year.
Regardless of where you think bitcoin is going, that's a risk profile anyone should be able to appreciate. In terms of pure gambling odds, that range of outcomes would be worth pursuing unless there was an overwhelming probability of loss. The government as pump-and-dump actor narrative, plus years of sustained speculative interest without that factor, particularly among young investors, make me feel better about those odds.
Maybe in the past one did not invest in bitcoin in pursuit of double-digit returns, but now it is possible to do so with almost no risk of loss. So no need to swing for the fences and risk getting burned.