I would love a good deep clean. It's been a year or two since the last one. Maybe I will do that in the next week or two when I have more time.
@Tyson I would love to have less stuff and do a better deep clean more regularly, but alas, I have a wife who likes all her stuff and I love my wife. (She also checked through her closet and various storage areas, and couldn't find anything either.)
As for the skirt, I was always intending to keep it this long because our shared hobby is seasonal and she said she didn't need it back in the meantime, and honestly that's part of why it has disappeared. If I had seen her right after I used and cleaned the skirt, I don't think I would have misplaced it. Hindsight.
I've already sent her a message to come clean, apologized profusely, and offered to replace it or give her cash. We'll see what she says.
@horsepoor I hope you find the necklace one day! And your pills, too,
@Roadrunner53, if only for the peace of mind of knowing where they ended up (I assume they aren't good anymore).