Dividends are dumb.
If you've paid any attention to my posts in the past, you'll be aware that I'm one of the people most-active in spreading the message that dividends are dumb. Well, that's really an exaggeration; dividends are not actually dumb, they're an important part of investment returns and have many positive aspects. What is dumb is a dividend-focused strategy, and when an investing newbie shows up here pursuing or promoting such a strategy, I attempt to steer them away from it. A well-diversified passive dividend-focused strategy may not even be too sub-optimal vs. a total-return strategy that ignores dividends, but generally the pursuit of such a strategy is an indication that an investor has only a first-order understanding of dividends and stock markets, and I figure a clearer understanding (such as the basic fact that a dividend payment reduces the share price) will be beneficial to their investment success in the long run. So I tend to encourage people to ignore dividends.
All that said, I am here to report for the first time ever, my yearly income from dividends (and interest and passive capital gains) has exceeded my expenses.
And this is very exciting to me. AUUUUGGGHHHHHH!!!!
This must be what a priest feels like when he walks past a Victoria's Secret, or a new vegetarian when she smells a sizzling steak. "NOOOOOOOO!! StopItStopItStopItStopIt!!!"
As someone who has no particular interest in dividends, how am I even aware of this situation? Well, maybe it's because I regularly look at a saved report I have in Quicken that tracks my yearly dividend income. Oops. And maybe because this morning I looked up the year-end dividend-per-share amounts just published for my Vanguard funds, and since the total dollar amounts won't post to my account for a couple more days, I hand-calculated the payout amounts!! What the hell am I doing?!?!
To be clear, I have never (and will never) follow a dividend-focused strategy. All my dividends, interest, and capital gains come from passively-managed broad-based index funds. The overall yield on my portfolio is right around 2%. It's income my higher-level brain would actually prefer not to have. Much of it is sheltered from taxation, which makes it a bit more tolerable, but that further highlights the silliness of my excitement, since that "income" is not directly available to pay my expenses anyway.
So, I think the point of all this is to say: I understand. If a sexy dividend standing in a window can excite even me, who is above such simplistic and base desires, I understand how they can be an irresistible draw to less-stoic investors. Clearly the payment of a dividend tickles something deep in our psychology, and is something that our emotional monkey-brains can understand and value more easily than stock-price appreciation.
But don't worry. This doesn't mean I will be giving a pass to dividend-focused strategies; I might even fight more strongly against them, now knowing how deep-seated the desire is. I similarly won't be approving the "eat chocolate-covered bratwurst for every meal" strategy, or the "shoot up heroin whenever you like" strategy. Those things also tickle our lower-level brain functions, but we aren't monkeys. We have higher-level brain functions, and we need to use them to override our base desires. And perhaps nowhere more than the investing world, where following a path of seduction will usually lead to you waking up in an empty room, naked and handcuffed to the bed.