...you brokerage sends you your first 1099-DIV Form.
...you owe no taxes, because you are retired at age 35, with your long term dividend rates at 0% because your dividend income is under $35,500, with expenses around $8k, and when your expenses have dropped another $3k, because you don't work anymore. The government thinks you are poor and offers help, because they have no concept of frugality.
...you find old solar panels in the "recyclable's" bin at a electronics store that they threw out anyway (after picking through it for items they could refurbish to the consumers).