I hate having to pretend to take other people seriously and be agreeable.
"Oh, you aren't signing up for the 401k plan, because you can't afford it? I totally understand. BTW, how was your vacation last week?"
"No, don't worry about completely screwing up and wasting my time. It is totally fine. It happens."
"Oh, you haven't heard of this company policy before? That is so weird. Especially since it was mentioned in the handbook that you signed stating that you read and was mentioned in a follow-up email last month. So odd."
I'd also like to sleep more and my office is arctic and I hate wearing long johns under my clothes, running a space heater, and wearing fingerless gloves. I'd cry, but the tears would just freeze on my face.