I know the goal is to owe/get as close to $0 as possible, and not make interest free loans to government.
Anyone that loans the government money without any interest, I have a deal for you. Loan me the same amount of money you loan the government except at the end of the year I will pay it in full with a $5 bonus! That way you get an extra $5. Hey, it's more than you get with the IRS! I can put your money to good use and make me a bundle with it like the government does.
Quote from: halftimer on March 17, 2018, 09:55:14 PMI know the goal is to owe/get as close to $0 as possible, and not make interest free loans to government. Shouldn't the goal be to owe as much as possible w/o incurring a penalty (and saving to pay it, of course)?
Even with my withholdings very high and a $10k Roth 401k conversion I still got back about $2k on the federal side. Half will go to pay my state taxes since the National Guard still shows my state as Washington which has no income tax. Thus no withholding on that $15k of income to New Mexico who hit me with a $2 penalty for underpayment.The remaining $900 or so will go into our savings to buy a full size van since we're about to outgrow our minivan when baby #6 comes along.
Quote from: Michael in ABQ on March 19, 2018, 04:54:38 PMEven with my withholdings very high and a $10k Roth 401k conversion I still got back about $2k on the federal side. Half will go to pay my state taxes since the National Guard still shows my state as Washington which has no income tax. Thus no withholding on that $15k of income to New Mexico who hit me with a $2 penalty for underpayment.The remaining $900 or so will go into our savings to buy a full size van since we're about to outgrow our minivan when baby #6 comes along.FWIW, we migrated to an 8-seat Honda Odyssey when #6 was imminent. It's worked great the last 3 years. We're really trying to see if we can avoid the full-size van long enough for the kids to grow up and move out...
Quote from: zolotiyeruki on March 19, 2018, 06:40:09 PMQuote from: Michael in ABQ on March 19, 2018, 04:54:38 PMEven with my withholdings very high and a $10k Roth 401k conversion I still got back about $2k on the federal side. Half will go to pay my state taxes since the National Guard still shows my state as Washington which has no income tax. Thus no withholding on that $15k of income to New Mexico who hit me with a $2 penalty for underpayment.The remaining $900 or so will go into our savings to buy a full size van since we're about to outgrow our minivan when baby #6 comes along.FWIW, we migrated to an 8-seat Honda Odyssey when #6 was imminent. It's worked great the last 3 years. We're really trying to see if we can avoid the full-size van long enough for the kids to grow up and move out...Our oldest will be 10 when the new baby is born so with all of the kids in car seats or boosters seats I'm not sure an 8-seat minivan will work. Plus with a full size van we can separate the older boys a bit more to cut down some on the "He's touching me! His arm in on my seat! Stop looking at me!" etc.
I owe about $16,000.Is there any way you can just opt out of this crazy taxation thing for a year?
Apologies if I shared this previously, but a few years ago, our tax return was stolen. Since then, I have adjusted our withholding so that there is no return to steal. It isn't fun to write a check to the IRS, but it is definitely preferable to having funds out there for shitweasels to steal. I make sure that we have enough in savings to cover our taxes, so it isn't a problem. So there, shitweasels.
Quote from: Michael in ABQ on March 20, 2018, 09:36:01 AMQuote from: zolotiyeruki on March 19, 2018, 06:40:09 PMQuote from: Michael in ABQ on March 19, 2018, 04:54:38 PMEven with my withholdings very high and a $10k Roth 401k conversion I still got back about $2k on the federal side. Half will go to pay my state taxes since the National Guard still shows my state as Washington which has no income tax. Thus no withholding on that $15k of income to New Mexico who hit me with a $2 penalty for underpayment.The remaining $900 or so will go into our savings to buy a full size van since we're about to outgrow our minivan when baby #6 comes along.FWIW, we migrated to an 8-seat Honda Odyssey when #6 was imminent. It's worked great the last 3 years. We're really trying to see if we can avoid the full-size van long enough for the kids to grow up and move out...Our oldest will be 10 when the new baby is born so with all of the kids in car seats or boosters seats I'm not sure an 8-seat minivan will work. Plus with a full size van we can separate the older boys a bit more to cut down some on the "He's touching me! His arm in on my seat! Stop looking at me!" etc.How long do you keep your kids in boosters/car seats? Our oldest was 10 when our 6th was born. For the first couple years, we had 2 boosters + 2 car seats, and it wasn't a problem.
Quote from: SC93 on March 18, 2018, 09:26:32 AMAnyone that loans the government money without any interest, I have a deal for you. Loan me the same amount of money you loan the government except at the end of the year I will pay it in full with a $5 bonus! That way you get an extra $5. Hey, it's more than you get with the IRS! I can put your money to good use and make me a bundle with it like the government does.Wow great logic! I’ve never heard that before. Did you come up with that groundbreaking thought yourself or did you just repeat what’s already been mentioned several times in this thread in different wording like you came up with it yourself?
Each kid grows at their own rate, and age and weight are only two factors--belt should be at the shoulder, not at the neck, so torso length comes into it, too. Our oldest is nearly 11, and he got out of the booster seat a couple months ago. Our second just turned 9, and she just got out of the booster seat last week. Our 7 year old is still in the booster.
Quote from: rosarugosa on March 17, 2018, 05:23:37 PMApologies if I shared this previously, but a few years ago, our tax return was stolen. Since then, I have adjusted our withholding so that there is no return to steal. It isn't fun to write a check to the IRS, but it is definitely preferable to having funds out there for shitweasels to steal. I make sure that we have enough in savings to cover our taxes, so it isn't a problem. So there, shitweasels.Unfortunately if someone uses your tax ID/SSN to file a bogus return on your behalf, they could still claim enough deductions to get a return back, just becuase YOUR withholding get's you to a $0 in an honest manner, doesn't mean the crooks won't lie about deductions/credits that you didn't actually earn.Am I completely off base there?
Quote from: HipGnosis on March 18, 2018, 09:18:56 AMQuote from: halftimer on March 17, 2018, 09:55:14 PMI know the goal is to owe/get as close to $0 as possible, and not make interest free loans to government. Shouldn't the goal be to owe as much as possible w/o incurring a penalty (and saving to pay it, of course)?This is normally our our approach, but we like it when we get just enough to pay the CPA. We were good to go again for 2017 until The Orange One pulled his eleventh hour tax shenanigans. In the final days of December, we opened a Donor Advised Fund and made a significant contribution, which we pulled from our cash reserves. Our charitable giving was already high for the year, now it's through the roof.Our CPA will e-file for us on the last day. We have zero plans for the money. Don't need anything, already FI/RE. MPP for sure. We will probably just dump it into our reserves while we continue to scout for our next flip or BRRR.
Just as a friendly little reminder so you can sound every bit as smart as you are: - A tax RETURN is the form used to state your earnings and figure out your tax liability. - A tax REFUND is the amount you get back if you overpaid. I believe this thread is about the refund, not the return.That said, I think we'll use ours to pre-pay some of 2018's quarterly taxes and purchase some mutual funds. How exciting is that!!??
Quote from: TVRodriguez on March 20, 2018, 05:44:34 PMEach kid grows at their own rate, and age and weight are only two factors--belt should be at the shoulder, not at the neck, so torso length comes into it, too. Our oldest is nearly 11, and he got out of the booster seat a couple months ago. Our second just turned 9, and she just got out of the booster seat last week. Our 7 year old is still in the booster.I'm a shorty, so by that definition at 30 I should still be in a booster seat. Not saying its wrong, just not always practical. If I used a booster seat I couldn't reach the gas pedal. Not to mention I don't think my behind would fit between the armrests on most of the booster seats I've seen.
Quote from: HipGnosis on March 18, 2018, 09:18:56 AMQuote from: halftimer on March 17, 2018, 09:55:14 PMI know the goal is to owe/get as close to $0 as possible, and not make interest free loans to government. Shouldn't the goal be to owe as much as possible w/o incurring a penalty (and saving to pay it, of course)?Shouldn't the goal be to owe as much as possible and make more than the penalties cost you? (which are basically 4% interest).....Ok, maybe thats finally going one step to far, but this is basically the thought that makes me not worry about estimated taxes, if I underpay I end up owing a "penalty" that is not that far off from the value of holding the money anyway
Where can you make a guaranteed 4% while being sure of having your money out exactly when you need it?
Quote from: 2Birds1Stone on March 22, 2018, 01:39:34 PMQuote from: rosarugosa on March 17, 2018, 05:23:37 PMApologies if I shared this previously, but a few years ago, our tax return was stolen. Since then, I have adjusted our withholding so that there is no return to steal. It isn't fun to write a check to the IRS, but it is definitely preferable to having funds out there for shitweasels to steal. I make sure that we have enough in savings to cover our taxes, so it isn't a problem. So there, shitweasels.Unfortunately if someone uses your tax ID/SSN to file a bogus return on your behalf, they could still claim enough deductions to get a return back, just becuase YOUR withholding get's you to a $0 in an honest manner, doesn't mean the crooks won't lie about deductions/credits that you didn't actually earn.Am I completely off base there? Quoting to say ugh, that sounds about right, the shitweasels.Also quoting to use my new favorite word so I can anchor it into my brain for future reference. Shitweasel, shitweasel, shitweasel. Thanks @rosarugosa !
Here are some ideas that I would like to see on this thread so that I can either get my judgy-pants or my envy-pants on:1. Buy a Vitamix! Judgy AND Envy both together!