One of those Oru Kayaks.
I absolutely can't have this.
I recently purchased an inflatable SUP with an attachable seat so that I can take it out on the river and stand OR sit. I love it and have already taken it out several times. I am an introvert, and it encourages me to spend time with people out in nature, which I love. It also provides a vessel to take myself into solitude out on the water. Someone gave me a life jacket (my employer, actually... they said they couldn't afford to have me drown), and I threw up in my mouth purchasing it for $189, but I think it was the right thing to do... even with student loan debt. I can't afford regular therapy, but this is close to it.
However.... I WANT THAT ORU KAYAK. I look at their Instagram every single day. I imagine myself folding it up and storing it much easier than my inflatable (my inflatable SUP stores ok, but just "ok") SUP in my tiny house... and my house is only going to get smaller someday.... BUT, I do not need it.
They are 1k, which is RIDICULOUS.
I also want an Assault Bike, and Botox.
HELP ME.
.... ok, that felt good to get off of my chest. Back to the regularly scheduled program.