A long-arm quilter. I found a mid-arm that is reasonably priced, with a frame, on craigslist, but they haven't called me back yet!
Also, a beetle. Dumb, but I want one, and there is one nearby being sold for $1800, well below kbb. It's close enough that I just might send a text/email tomorrow... I can use "son needs to learn to drive a manual anyway" as an excuse, right?