The kids are having a blast transferring our loose change collection from glass jars into plastic jars. Daughter finds a pair of $20 bills in the jar.
Her: "OOooohh! Money!"
Me: "Let me see it."
*she hands them to me*
Me [to wife]: "Hey, what do you wanna do with 40 bucks?"
Daughter: "Wanna do wid dorty buts!?"
Wife: *says nothing, looks at me like dude-really?-what-would-we-spend-it-on-anyway?*
....
Daughter: *finds more paper money and exclaims over it*
Me: "Show me what you got!"
Her: *hands me $10, $20, and a couple $2 bills*
I have her put the twos back and then I'm sitting here with $70....and neither I nor my wife have any kind of motivation to spend it frivolously.
I think our spend-ers are probably broken. We've got $70, but what would we spend it on?