Yes, in typical Elon fashion it's not what or when it was originally claimed to be, but I don't think your overall assessment is fair.
1) Rivian had dramatic price increases
2) Ford's sub-$40k Lighting Pro basically didn't exist, and they've had huge price increases since then
3) It's not equitable to compare the $40k base trim price to the available dual motor trim price
4) Yep range was a huge miss
5) Windows are 70mph ice ball resistant
6) Source on unibody? Everything I've read so far shows structural stainless exoskeleton. The Hagerty video is a good watch.
7) How is 11k tow "middling"? It beats the Hummer EV by a lot, beats the Lightning by a little, and ties with the Rivian. In a pull competition, it's no slouch.
8) Miss or not, payload capacity is dramatically higher than all other EV pickups.
Don't forget 350kW / 800v charging, borosilicate windshield, hardened stainless body (no paint to worry about, and it'll basically turn a keying attempt into drawing with a key crayon - fix it with scotchbrite), a longer bed than any other EV pickup option, and a tonneau cover you can walk on. 17" ground clearance (beats Rivian by almost 2"), and four wheel steering for a Model S turning radius. 48v low voltage architecture too, which is about time -- we've been stuck on 12v for far, far too long.
I'm not convinced I want to replace my R1T with one - I strongly dislike Elon and the Cybertruck's ugliness is on a new level, but it is overall a cool vehicle.
1) Sure, it's still a bad practice. But my point is that folks were saying the price of Cybertruck (originally at $40k) would disrupt the pickup market. A weird looking $80k EV pickup won't fundamentally change the market
2) I'm able to find Lightning Pro inventory (e.g.
here) $52k with 4x4, so $10k cheaper than the 2WD Cybertruck, whenever that actually gets delivered. And one can easily put a lumber rack and/or topper on it, from any number of 3rd party providers.
5) So, who's asking for this? I just thought it was funny that, instead of trowing a steel ball, this time it was a softly lobbed baseball (which actually has a fair amount of give on impact).
6) It has a cast aluminum body with attached stainless steel panels. Yes, the panels are structural. Does this live up to what Musk promised in 2019? Not really. Here's a source:
https://www.autoevolution.com/news/tesla-cybertruck-went-from-exoskeleton-marvel-to-unibody-honda-ridgeline-competitor-214263.html7) So, let's go back to 2019. The main competitor Cybertruck was compared to was IC 1/2 ton pickups, because there were no other EV pickups on the market. The F150 could then be configured to tow 13,200 lbs (now 14,000 lbs). This is why Cybertruck was originally promised to tow 14,000 lbs, to be best in class. I'm saying it's middling because a 11,000 lbs tow rating is, in fact, in the middle of the pack for a 1/2 ton pickup.
8) You're moving the goalposts. Cybertruck was supposed to beat IC trucks at their own game. That hasn't happened, at least not yet.
Yes, there are features that will attract some buyers, but not really the general pickup market. People that use their trucks for truck stuff don't care about scratches or dents. Whereas those that care about looks are mostly going to be turned off by Cybertruck's weird design.
The shape of Cybertruck's bed makes it much less functional. Difficult to reach over the front part of the bed. There are no clean ways to attach things to the bed rails (e.g. no bed stake pockets for attaching side boards). The location of the tonneau controls is a problem for things like campers and toppers.