THE BITCOIN HOROSCOPE nope I'm not joking

[CogentCap]

YOU GUYS.

Just now I was getting ready to level up my procrastination game, so I went to this horoscope website I frequent whenever I'm trying to avoid work and have already run out of interesting articles and youtube videos.

THE SITE HAS A HOROSCOPE FOR BITCOIN.

I kid you not.  There is a whole article describing the relationship of the stars or whatever and their possible influence on bitcoin.  They made a natal chart for bitcoin and everything.  Apparently, it tells us that bitcoin is "open to new ideas" and there will likely be a "dramatic rise or fall" in value before February.  (Guess all those "investors" should have checked bitcoin's horoscope first lololol)

Behold:
http://www.astro.com/astrology/iam_article180117_e.htm

You're welcome.

[marty998]

Anyone else start reading this thread with the voice of Eric Cartman?

hehehe

Good to know Neptune is looking after your 1's and 0's on the screens. Never knew the planets had that sort of influence >_<

[accolay]

Sucker's born every minute?

[Mac_MacGyver]

Anyone else start reading this thread with the voice of Eric Cartman?

hehehe

Good to know Neptune is looking after your 1's and 0's on the screens. Never knew the planets had that sort of influence >_<

The federal reserve episode is my favorite. Aaaand it's gone!

[Metalcat]

wtf, what relationship are bitcoin with horoscope?

Target market.

Google "Bitcoin MLM"