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Title: THE BITCOIN HOROSCOPE nope I'm not joking
Post by: CogentCap on January 31, 2018, 08:38:35 PM
YOU GUYS.

Just now I was getting ready to level up my procrastination game, so I went to this horoscope website I frequent whenever I'm trying to avoid work and have already run out of interesting articles and youtube videos.

THE SITE HAS A HOROSCOPE FOR BITCOIN.

I kid you not.  There is a whole article describing the relationship of the stars or whatever and their possible influence on bitcoin.  They made a natal chart for bitcoin and everything.  Apparently, it tells us that bitcoin is "open to new ideas" and there will likely be a "dramatic rise or fall" in value before February.  (Guess all those "investors" should have checked bitcoin's horoscope first lololol)

Behold:
http://www.astro.com/astrology/iam_article180117_e.htm

You're welcome.
Title: Re: THE BITCOIN HOROSCOPE nope I'm not joking
Post by: marty998 on February 01, 2018, 12:58:35 AM
Anyone else start reading this thread with the voice of Eric Cartman?

hehehe

Good to know Neptune is looking after your 1's and 0's on the screens. Never knew the planets had that sort of influence >_<
Title: Re: THE BITCOIN HOROSCOPE nope I'm not joking
Post by: accolay on February 01, 2018, 05:28:50 PM
Sucker's born every minute?
Title: Re: THE BITCOIN HOROSCOPE nope I'm not joking
Post by: Mac_MacGyver on February 02, 2018, 06:32:02 PM
Anyone else start reading this thread with the voice of Eric Cartman?

hehehe

Good to know Neptune is looking after your 1's and 0's on the screens. Never knew the planets had that sort of influence >_<

The federal reserve episode is my favorite. Aaaand it's gone!
Title: Re: THE BITCOIN HOROSCOPE nope I'm not joking
Post by: Metalcat on November 19, 2019, 06:06:15 AM
wtf, what relationship are bitcoin with horoscope?

Target market.

Google "Bitcoin MLM"