...could there be a less mustashian way to clean? I think not. I have one of these things from my Pre-mustashian Awakening (PMA for short) and has since switched to good old vinegar, water, tea tree oil and baking soda for 95% of my cleaning. But my Swiffer Wet Jet is still in with the cleaning supplies reminding me of my stupidity. I'm pretty sure I paid 35 bucks for this thing...plus 5.99 for the refill toxic chemical fluid and another 8.99 for the disposable cleaning pads...and I just discovered that this toxic money sucking piece of poo NEEDS NEW BATTERIES! WTF? I didn't even know it had batteries (I am not sure how I thought it worked...gravity I suppose)...but NO...4 double AAs!!!!! SERIOUSLY? And I always wondered why we never had any money left over....of course not...after I just spent like 50$ to clean my stupid flooor!!! Those marketers sure earn their pay with this gem...convincing me (and all those in my peer group) that we NEED the swiffer wet jet to make cleaning our homes easy. Brutal. I would like to face punch myself and 50 million times.
What to do with it now? Trash, give (to someone really wealthy who can keep up with the replacement part and battery costs?), or keep it as a reminder of how foolish I was for the first 36 years of my existence?