I know how to ride a unicycle.
It's actually very practical compared to a bike--it's smaller, lighter, and you can store it in your garage or office or trunk a lot easier. It is more work to ride than a bicycle (no coasting) so even better exercise. And, I'm guessing a nice uni is cheaper than a nice bike. No chain maintenance, just tire, pedals, and a seat.
I never thought of it as being "hilariously badass," more like "insanely geeky."