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hoping2retire35

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Confessional in Mustache Cult
« on: January 05, 2018, 11:36:44 AM »
So like any good religion, its observants need a way to get things off their chest. Around here we can get a little jugdy with our 'facepunches' and shouting down at people when they admit something financially embarrassing. We need a psychological healthy way to get this out while also maintaining some of our core 'values'.

I propose at the local mustache meetups someone brings gloves, possibly boxing facemask, and either find a designated area or some chalk/paint for a ring. Someone will be designated a confessor, the one who will throw the punches, while the confessee will place possibly a mask and gloves on while confessing.

While in the ring at the start of a signal the confessee will begin to annonce their transgressions one at a time. The confessor has 3 seconds to land a 'FACEPUNCH', once a punch is landed then the confessee moves on to the next transgression while avoiding punishments. If after the transgression has been announced and the confessee has avoided a hit for 3 seconds they have made it through the gauntlet and the transgression is absolved. If a FACEPUNCH lands the the transgression is absolved.

Other suggestions and thoughts. This is deadly serious.

edit; accidently posted before I was done

« Last Edit: January 05, 2018, 12:43:19 PM by hoping2retire35 »

hoping2retire35

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Re: Confessional in Mustache Cult
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2018, 02:41:50 PM »
Ehm.../\humor

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Re: Confessional in Mustache Cult
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2018, 07:25:20 PM »
You go first!

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Re: Confessional in Mustache Cult
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2018, 01:48:02 AM »
uh...2 hits , I hit you , you hit the floor.

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Re: Confessional in Mustache Cult
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2018, 01:52:56 AM »
So like any good religion

There's your first mistake.

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Re: Confessional in Mustache Cult
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2018, 01:18:47 PM »
So like any good religion

There's your first mistake.
So sensitive...Oh well clearly the joke didn't land after 750 views. I was actually going to just delete it u til you two responded.

I had a good laugh to myself thinking it up. Could have had some fun.

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Re: Confessional in Mustache Cult
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2018, 04:34:42 PM »
I chuckled ;)

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Re: Confessional in Mustache Cult
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2018, 06:05:43 PM »
Fuck you and your face punch!

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Re: Confessional in Mustache Cult
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2018, 07:13:42 PM »
The first rule of Mustache Confessional is that you don't talk about Mustache Confessional.