Sounds like an excuse to get some goats to me
:D
If it weren't winter here 8 months of the year, maybe, but there are almost no animals on this island because the conditions are too harsh.
Plus my lawn is tiny, it's just that I have an RV parked in my second driveway and I own a small patch of the land on the other side next to crown land that no one maintains. I didn't bother staying on top of the other side because out-os-sight-out-of-mind kind of thing. But the other day I wanted to grab my utility trailer to go pick up some materials and I was like "HOLY SHIT" because it's just gone. I only put it there 8 weeks ago.
Unless I hire someone to hack away the hay and nettles, both of which grow incredibly thick and sturdy, I'm just not getting it out this year. To even walk in there would mean having to cover my whole body with thick enough fabric to defend against the nettles, plus there are a lot of spiders in there, so no thanks.
None of it grows super thick as long as I stay on top of it with my little weed whacker, but I now understand why my neighbours were so concerned that I get on top of mowing my lawn and why they just did it for me last year when I didn't have a mower or anywhere to store one.
I get now how out of hand the situation gets if I let the plants get too thick. A regular mower or trimmer can't handle them past a certain height and heft. I had just never dealt with a lawn like this before that is eager to swallow things whole within a matter of weeks.