The part where you say vaginas smell like dead fish.
JFC can’t believe I am writing this but the ones I’ve come across have been quite hygienic. Probably more so than the table, plates and cutlery you’d eat from in your average sushi bar.
Maybe (as in, not sure that's the issue the other person was referring to...maybe it's obvious that was it, or it's supposed to be obvious that we should be outraged in the degradation of using people as plates, to which my response would be I find it more degrading to say someone can do an activity for free but charging for their services is crossing the line).
Here's my thought process on my comment. Someone brings up the idea of eating sushi off women. That seems a bit out of left field, but me being me, I start to imagine what would lead to this scenario. Are we talking about a sushi restaurant that just happens to do this as a way to differentiate themselves from all the other sushi restaurants they're competing with? Or is this a type of restaurant you go to for a bachelor/bachelorette party? I mean, you can order anything from jello shots (makes sense) to a pizza (um...ok?) to sushi (but...why??!!). Would I be a bad person if I ordered the ribs, like, is that inconsiderate (but then...why offer that? So many questions!)? What is the dishwasher's job like?
Ok, there's going off-track, then there's pure silliness. We're talking about eating sushi off women. Ok. My first concern isn't smell. It's, what about the wasabi? Second concern is back to the dishwasher...I mean, I use a LOT of soy sauce for my sushi rolls. That stuff is going to get everywhere. But the third concern...yeah. And this is how my mind works. I'm thinking...ok, I don't really get the appeal of eating a burger off a naked woman (should I not be assuming they're naked? Are they wearing a tablecloth that's changed after every customer...SO MANY QUESTIONS). But if everyone is cool with the idea, I see nothing wrong with someone eating a burger off another person. So be it. I'm really struggling to write this next part out, I've rewritten it several times already, so here goes nothing. If you order the ice cream sundae and you smell ice cream...that's fine. If you order the jello shot and smell sushi...something somewhere has gone horribly wrong. We can't point at a definite hygiene issue, because apparently this place also serves sushi for some reason; maybe the dishwasher is at fault? Regardless, something just isn't right. But if you order the sushi and it smells like sushi, don't go complaining to the manager about the sushi smell.
It's like watching the obviously fake sci-fi show, but going along with it because THE STORYLINE, but then a tiny detail (if one person typing frantically on a keyboard can't stop the hackers, try TWO people typing frantically on the same keyboard) just yanks you right out of the whole thing. You just can't suspend disbelief anymore, that was the straw.
I'm really afraid to google "naked women sushi" in case this is actually a thing, and I'm just a horrible person for even thinking this problem could even exist. But then I get a chuckle imagining someone googling "eating sushi off a naked woman" and Google says "hey, I have a thread about Dave Ramsey that you're going to love!"
