I see we've moved from shitting on extra bathrooms to shitting on garages. If you don't like garages then go live in an apartment. Personally, after I take my morning shit in any of the 4 toilets in my house at my own leisure I proceed to my garage to admire how I'm able to fit our two cars, two motorcycles, lawn mower, rototiller, hand truck, table saw, and wheel barrow along with copious tools. Mine is even side facing so its even less socially responsible. I still lust after a three car garage as well, when I'm not busy offering to sell my my soul to satan.