I don't think this is really Epic but I wouldn't have done it without FU money...
I've been working for this employer for over a decade. Since then the building has been remodelled and the climate control performance has dropped to unacceptable levels. However, my boss (current and former) have told me that shorts are not acceptable. Asked 10 years ago via the workers comp (which I think is the correct equivalent, co-workers who talk/negotiate with CEO level because of local law requirements). Back then the answer was that there was no dresscode but to adhere to the long pants to show solidarity to the workers who did have a dress code.
Years later, the temps at the office keep going up to a standard 25C during 20C outdoor temps, and higher as the outdoors temp rises. Climate control is abysmal and even with all windows open there's basically no fresh air unless there's a huricane blowing in the right direction.
I said to myself, screw it, I'm going in shorts because it's Covid time and I have 0 interaction with customers. Also, there are like 5 coworkers in a 100+ desk building.
2 weeks later, my boss pulls me aside and says that he has no qualms with my prefrences but that he had been mandated by the CEO that no shorts were allowed. Meanwhile our co-workers of the female persuasion could wear dresses/skirts and workers (like masons, plumbers) who visit customers could go in company logo provided shorts if temps outside are above 25C.
Well, thats kind of unfair, right? So I contacted my workers comp representative and laid out my case: If I work in the office and wear a decent pair of shorts I am presentable to the customers but not allowed to by the CEO's. The workers have a requirement that 25C outdoors temp is a minimum for shorts, why not for office workers too?
If my female coworker wears the same shorts it's not a problem. The female coworkers can even wear a dress, skirt or something like it. Why can't I? Do I need to wear a skirt to the office then? Because I will (and truly, I would)!
Talks between the workers comp and CEO's have concluded, result: There is no mandate on dresscode for office personel, nor will there be other than being presentable. If I want to wear shorts I'm allowed to do so, within reason and as long as it is respectable. The respectable part may be up for discussion, same as mini-skirts with flip-flops are.
So, this is a Win, right?