Does this article make sense to anyone else??

[Metalcat]

This man retired after 30 years of working in IT, his company had a generous retirement matching program and he had a substantial inheritance.

Says he has enough money to be secure for a single year, although I'm not sure what that means exactly, and that he has no regrets retiring early, despite the fact that he cannot afford not to work in retirement.

Without numbers, this article is reading like absolute gibberish to me.

https://www.businessinsider.com/retired-early-with-enough-money-for-one-year-no-regrets-2025-5

[Sanitary Stache]

I ran into a pay wall on that article and came to the conclusion that I have fallen for far too many click bait headlines from business insider.

[Metalcat]

I ran into a pay wall on that article and came to the conclusion that I have fallen for far too many click bait headlines from business insider.

I should know better than to click on them, but it was early morning and I was like "am I sleep deprived or is this confusing as fuck??"

The article is all about how happy this dude is to retire early, but that he can't actually afford to retire, even after 30 years of IT work and an inheritance.

So he retired anyway, and only has enough money to be secure for one year??? Makes no sense at all. I felt like I was having a stroke reading it.

Oh, I should also note that I'm quite dyslexic and can't read articles in a linear fashion, so if I can't quickly parse the main point of an article by scanning, I quite literally can't understand it. So I'm quite literally asking if the article makes sense to others who can read in a typical fashion. Lol.

[GuitarStv]

- He worked in IT for 30 years.  IT has a six figure median salary . . . and after 30 years he should have been well on the higher side of that.
- His job gave him retirement matching, and he contributed to that for decades.  What this actually means is totally up in the air though.
- He inherited what sounds like a large chunk of money from his parents (although six figure means anything from 100,000 - 999,999 . . . and I'm confused why this was a big deal since he was likely making at least six figures)

"There are some common retirement guideposts to follow, like the 4% rule or having 25 times your expenses in savings, but for me, it felt most important to stick to my basics: food, healthcare, utilities, transportation, and veterinary care."

I don't know what the fuck that means.  Is he following the 4% rule?  Or not?

- It says that he's financially supporting three adult children, which could certainly take a big bite out of savings.



Yeah, I don't know what this article is saying.  If you can only live on your savings for a year, I don't think you've retired.  It sounds more like rage/burn out quitting a job without having any prospects lined up.  It's unclear if he has saved up 25 times his expenses.  It's unclear how much his mooching children are eating into his cash.  We have no idea how much savings he actually has.

[Louise]

This article makes no sense to me either! It doesn't mention expenses or what he has in his stash.

Reading between the lines, I'm wondering if he was part of that Walmart IT layoff and this is just his positive spin on his situation. He's probably OK as long as he can find some kind of employment.

[Metalcat]

- He worked in IT for 30 years.  IT has a six figure median salary . . . and after 30 years he should have been well on the higher side of that.
- His job gave him retirement matching, and he contributed to that for decades.  What this actually means is totally up in the air though.
- He inherited what sounds like a large chunk of money from his parents (although six figure means anything from 100,000 - 999,999 . . . and I'm confused why this was a big deal since he was likely making at least six figures)

"There are some common retirement guideposts to follow, like the 4% rule or having 25 times your expenses in savings, but for me, it felt most important to stick to my basics: food, healthcare, utilities, transportation, and veterinary care."

I don't know what the fuck that means.  Is he following the 4% rule?  Or not?

- It says that he's financially supporting three adult children, which could certainly take a big bite out of savings.



Yeah, I don't know what this article is saying.  If you can only live on your savings for a year, I don't think you've retired.  It sounds more like rage/burn out quitting a job without having any prospects lined up.  It's unclear if he has saved up 25 times his expenses.  It's unclear how much his mooching children are eating into his cash.  We have no idea how much savings he actually has.

THANK YOU, especially for the bullets, bullets are my love language

I thought it didn't make sense, but because of the whacky way I read, sometimes I can completely miss what an article is about if it's just written strangely, but I actually tried to understand this one because none of it made any sense, so I was like, either can I force myself to read this thing linearly, which is literally painful for me and reserved only for reading tasks where the stakes are high, like contract review, or I could ask the folks here to read and see if it really was as nonsensical as I was seeing.

[TempusFugit]

Maybe they are experimenting with AI generated content.  Or AI editing!

[Metalcat]

Maybe they are experimenting with AI generated content.  Or AI editing!

Oh, that would make sense.

My reading style picks up on meaning patterns, not so much sentences, and I've found that I do really struggle to read AI generated content because I don't actually, y'know, read.

[Nadia Edits]

I wonder if he's actually doing baristaFIRE, where he has his retirement stash invested, but it isn't quite enough to fully FIRE at the income he wants, so he's looking for a low-stress (maybe part-time?) job to help pay the bills or top up his income. He has a year's expenses in a savings account to provide a buffer. In that case the article is incoherent, but at least the underlying strategy makes more sense?

[Dave1442397]

Maybe they are experimenting with AI generated content.  Or AI editing!

That's what it sounds like - AI generated crap.

Someone at my job just posted an article about AI and its effects on the job market.

The article itself read just like AI-generated garbage, with an ounce of content in a 5lb bag of crap.

[Cassie]

The article definitely does not give enough information and he should not be supporting three adult children. Ugh!

[AuspiciousEight]

As someone who speaks to highly paid IT guys who have worked in IT 30-40 years on a regular basis, you may or may not be surprised to discover that a lot of these guys have virtually no money to their name because they spent it all.

[wageslave23]

Terrible article. My guess is he has a year's worth of expenses in a savings account.  After that he will have to start using inheritance money or retirement fund money. 

[Morning Glory]

Terrible article. My guess is he has a year's worth of expenses in a savings account.  After that he will have to start using inheritance money or retirement fund money.

I came to the same conclusion.  My guess is he said "cash" for the next year and they edited it to "money" because the reporter probably didn't realize FIRE people use the terms differently. He's probably fine but either he did a crappy job at expressing himself or they edited his statements in a way that made them too ambiguous in an attempt to take out jargon. It doesn't scream AI to me.

[merula]

I came to the same conclusion.  My guess is he said "cash" for the next year and they edited it to "money" because the reporter probably didn't realize FIRE people use the terms differently.

It's not just FIRE, everyone in financial services uses cash and money to mean different things. Either AI is mixing it up, or the reporter is, but either way it should have never made it past a Business Insider editor.