Oil change places... I try them about every 5 years, and then realize that paying someone twice as much as it would cost me to fuck up my vehicle in some unique and hard-to-identify way is silly. Loose drain plugs, missing crush washers, air filter enclosures improperly closed up so they have a huge post-filter leak... it's a challenging game called "What did you screw up this time?" It's not a fun game. :(
I was on the road this winter and wanted to have a dealer do a trans. fluid change on the wife's CRV, since it's due, and it's a lot easier to handle a warranty issue if they did the service on the trans. The fact that it's a fluid change I important, since it's what Honda want's done, even though the dealer tries hard to sell you on an additional $100 for a trans. flush. Like an idiot I asked then to change the oil while they had it. What could go wrong with that?
First, Like I have said repeatedly, they have no interest in doing what you have already brought the vehicle in for, they want to upsell as hard as possible. Before the car even hits a service bay, they are in the waiting room looking for me, with a very serious look on the service writer's face, "advising" me that I need new tires immediately. The only problem with that claim is that there is more than adequate tread left, and I'm still a good 1/16th left to the wear bars on most of them. I then tell him to skip the game and do what I brought the car in for. Unfortunately, this was too much to ask. Next, they pull the engine air cleaner apart, and remove the glove box to pull the cabin air filter. Round two. Bozzo is back in the waiting room "advising" that I need new filters. Now I'm pissed. He has the "mechanic" put everything back together. He installs the cabin air filter backwards. Doing a fine job of cleaning the filter by blowing all the pollen and shit into the cabin, as soon as the AC fires up. Next, it was apparently too much trouble to reassemble the glove box properly, since I had to do it myself. I then have to do battle at checkout, since they tried to tack on a bullshit, $9.99 "hazardous waste fee" to the bill.
For the grand finale, I get the car back to the campground we are staying in, and I have to drain well over a qt. out of the oil pan before I can get the level down to the "full" mark on the dipstick. Apparently there is at least one "mechanic" at the Honda dealer who believes that if 4.5 Quarts are required, six must be way better.
Syonyk, you forgot to list my favorite trick at the $19.95 oil change place. The "just use any filter that threads on", policy. Nothing like heading in for a change with a correct filter, the size of a coffee, and laying under the truck a few weeks later and seeing something the size of a Cambell's soup can. I'm sure it's just as good. What could go wrong?