So like any good religion, its observants need a way to get things off their chest. Around here we can get a little jugdy with our 'facepunches' and shouting down at people when they admit something financially embarrassing. We need a psychological healthy way to get this out while also maintaining some of our core 'values'.
I propose at the local mustache meetups someone brings gloves, possibly boxing facemask, and either find a designated area or some chalk/paint for a ring. Someone will be designated a confessor, the one who will throw the punches, while the confessee will place possibly a mask and gloves on while confessing.
While in the ring at the start of a signal the confessee will begin to annonce their transgressions one at a time. The confessor has 3 seconds to land a 'FACEPUNCH', once a punch is landed then the confessee moves on to the next transgression while avoiding punishments. If after the transgression has been announced and the confessee has avoided a hit for 3 seconds they have made it through the gauntlet and the transgression is absolved. If a FACEPUNCH lands the the transgression is absolved.
Other suggestions and thoughts. This is deadly serious.
edit; accidently posted before I was done