At least once a week someone would ring up saying they were from Microsoft technical support and my computer was misbehaving. This has gone on for several years (although there were some quieter times in there).
I tried yelling at them. I tried calling them thieves and criminals. I tried getting someone interested in them (like the authorities). Don't tell me what I should try, I probably did.
A few weeks ago, they woke me up, and I thought - what if I pretend to go along with them? So I did. I have worked in computer security, so I figured that if I was asked to do anything stupid, I would probably be able to circumvent it.
I was a really stupid computer user...
Them:What do you see on your screen
Me: I see what I usually see.
Them: Tell me exactly what you see on your screen
Me: I see 1, 2, 3 ........ 23, 24 icons on the left hand side, and I see 1, 2 .... icons on the bottom of the screen
Them: I didn't ask you to count the icons
Me: But you asked me to tell you exactly what was on the screen, and by the way, I would prefer it if you didn't yell at me
After passing me between 3 of them, and spending about an hour on the phone, they hung up on me. And we haven't had a phone call since (the longest time they have left us alone for years)
When they finally got me to open up the internet, I didn't do what they said, but I think most people on this forum wouldn't have much of a problem. And I feel very virtuous - I stopped them from harassing several other people, and possibly really scamming someone - so I did my civic duty.
Can you see my halo?