Even more anti-mustachian...I am getting an old motorcycle :O for super cheap, can do all the maintenance myself, and figure as many miles I can offload to the 50-60 MPG bike is a savings for me, for certain trips when I don't need the cargo space.
I hate to burst your bubble, but a motorcycle is not a cost savings device. :) Maybe a scooter that you hate riding would actually save you some money, but:
- Motorcycle maintenance adds up in a hurry. Oil changes and the like do add up, as the intervals are usually shorter.
- Tires aren't that expensive, but you go through them quickly. I'm really happy to get a set of tires that lasts 10k miles, and you may not be able to find those for an older bike (depending on what you mean by older). Pilot Road (3, 4, whatever they're up to now) is an awesome option if you can fit them.
- Often, motorcycles need premium fuel.
- You need competent riding gear and a helmet for safety reasons.
- And, most importantly, most people don't randomly wake up Sunday, look outside, and decide to drive 200 miles. Doing that is a normal part of owning a motorcycle.
I commuted for about 2.5 years on a modern sportbike, as well as plenty of weekend rides. I was averaging around 15k miles/yr on it - only about 8500 of that commuting. I loved it, but I had to laugh every time someone commented about how much I must be saving riding a motorcycle. I did a ton of work myself, but still.