When I'm not working, I'm shopping for groceries, cooking, or washing dishes. When I walk barefoot in my kitchen, the bottoms of my feet quickly become coated with pepper seeds, corn meal, flecks of garlic and onion skin, and various unidentifiable ingredients.
I think the problem is an excess of ambition. Time to scale it back. No more fancy meals: hamburger helper and ramen for the rest of the month!