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General Discussion => Share Your Badassity => Topic started by: ACyclist on November 22, 2017, 06:50:49 PM

Title: Ride Haiku
Post by: ACyclist on November 22, 2017, 06:50:49 PM

Date with a mountain
Climb until you can't go more
Now my ass is sore

:)

Title: Re: Ride Haiku
Post by: TartanTallulah on November 22, 2017, 10:14:05 PM

Quote from: ACyclist on November 22, 2017, 06:50:49 PM

Date with a mountain
Climb until you can't go more
Now my ass is sore

:)

After ten consecutive days of cycling in an area where nowhere worth going is flat and climbing constantly for two hours or more is standard, my ass sympathises with yours ;-)

Title: Re: Ride Haiku
Post by: meghan88 on November 23, 2017, 09:34:57 AM

Winter in the North
Bike tires crunch on frozen ground
Cash stays warm in bank

Title: Re: Ride Haiku
Post by: ACyclist on November 23, 2017, 10:03:46 AM

Smell of fresh rubber
Traction is well worth the cost
Skidding makes me cringe

Title: Re: Ride Haiku
Post by: GuitarStv on November 23, 2017, 10:27:52 AM

Happily cutting
Through the fluffy snow and wind
To hell with metal boxes

Title: Re: Ride Haiku
Post by: ACyclist on November 23, 2017, 10:44:26 AM

Show up at trailhead.
Two right gloves don't make a left
Inside out is key

Title: Re: Ride Haiku
Post by: meghan88 on November 23, 2017, 06:37:17 PM

Truck at the corner
Pitying glare from driver
I'll stay safe - go first

Title: Re: Ride Haiku
Post by: GuitarStv on November 24, 2017, 07:46:09 AM

I am visible
lights, reflectors and neon
Why don't you see me?

Title: Re: Ride Haiku
Post by: meghan88 on November 24, 2017, 09:45:31 AM

Blowout far from home
Walking home - no tools in bag
Bike shop looks so good

Title: Re: Ride Haiku
Post by: runbikerun on November 24, 2017, 10:16:55 AM

The turbo trainer.
Such torture in a flywheel.
Must obey Rule Five.