Using the philosophy mind set from the Position of Strength, sailed through an interview for a sales position via TruGreen, aka "the Power of No".
Granted current position could pay more, but having reliable 1st shift hours via an office locale is a strong position I don't want to give up. Also then had the gonads to find out exactly what position offered for pay. Let's just say glassdoor's posting of "100670K base pay" was a load of malarkey. Wouldn't have made much more than I currently do, and I wouldn't have had nearly as nice a working environment.
Ah well, no fortunes lost; perhaps Sentry insurance can afford to be more generous. One would hope so, given I was granted back door access for the application process. :D Here's hoping my badassity shines through!!