I've been flushing money down the drain washing my pants!

[Retireatee1]

It has come to my attention that there are varying opinions regarding how often denim jeans should be washed.  The Levi's CEO never washes his jeans!

https://www.businessinsider.com/levis-ceo-dont-wash-your-jeans-2014-7

So that's perhaps a bridge too far.  For most, they are washed after 3 - 10 wears.  For me, it has been closer to 2 and I've never given it much consideration.  ALL THAT HAS CHANGED.  I've been wearing the same goddamn pants all week this week.  I even spilled applesauce on them, but who gives a crap?  So far so good, no complaints.

[GuitarStv]

I wash my jeans the way that I wash most stuff* - which is when it smells.  If I'm wearing them to work in an air conditioned building that means maybe every three weeks . . . but if I'm wearing them in the summer and I sweat in them it might be after only one wear.



* T-shirts tend to smell after one use, dress shirts usually get 2-3 uses (with an undershirt), dress pants can go a week or two usually, socks and underwear get washed every day.  Anything that gets worn while working out (cycling stuff, jiu-jitsu gi, boxing stuff, etc.) gets washed after every use.  I'm not an animal!

[Metalcat]

Indeed, Denim Heads (yep, this is a thing) typically don't wash their jeans.

There are many tactics, but the most common is to put them in the freezer. Although some people prefer to lay them out in the sun if they're looking to encourage fading.

I don't even wear jeans, but I'm related to some pretty hardcore Naked and Famous folks, and this is a frequent topic of conversation.

[uniwelder]

As the CEO, it makes me wonder how long he keeps the same pair of jeans in his wardrobe before being replaced with new clothes.  No need to wash when the newest set is coming in a week.  I have no idea if there's any truth to this, so I'm just being cynical.

edited to add--- after reading up a bit, Chip Bergh supposedly has had a particular pair of jeans for 10 years and rarely put them in the laundry, mostly relying on spot cleaning.

[Sibley]

Please wash your pants. I'm not saying you have to wash them after every wash. But clothing does need to be cleaned periodically.

I used to know someone who never washed their jeans. It was gross. Really gross. Don't be gross.

[former player]

As well as not washing everything everytime it's worn I've been washing everything in cold water for the last couple of years (towels and maybe sheets do get a hot wash every few months) and it has made a big difference in my energy bills (lots of expensive energy used to heat water in a washing machine) while making no detectable difference to the cleanliness of the clothes - if you think about it in most of the world's people don't have washing machines and wash in cold water with no ill effects. I suspect that most people over-use detergent as well: the "recommendation" from detergent manufacturers is just a sales tactic and half or less of what they recommend does just as good a job at much less cost to the wallet and the environment.   If something is stained I just pre-soak overnight in washing soda, job done.

[cupcakery]

As well as not washing everything everytime it's worn I've been washing everything in cold water for the last couple of years (towels and maybe sheets do get a hot wash every few months) and it has made a big difference in my energy bills (lots of expensive energy used to heat water in a washing machine) while making no detectable difference to the cleanliness of the clothes - if you think about it in most of the world's people don't have washing machines and wash in cold water with no ill effects. I suspect that most people over-use detergent as well: the "recommendation" from detergent manufacturers is just a sales tactic and half or less of what they recommend does just as good a job at much less cost to the wallet and the environment.   If something is stained I just pre-soak overnight in washing soda, job done.

I agree completely.

[Metalcat]

Please wash your pants. I'm not saying you have to wash them after every wash. But clothing does need to be cleaned periodically.

I used to know someone who never washed their jeans. It was gross. Really gross. Don't be gross.

Were they just a gross person who was filthy or a Denim Head who was obsessed with their jeans?

The folks I know who prize their raw denim jeans and never wash them unless something spills on them (and even then, they'll spot wash if they can), they aren't walking around with gross pants because they have all these extra steps they take to care for them that are way more work than just tossing them in the wash. Like turning them inside out, misting with diluted vinegar, and leaving them to dry in the sun or steaming them. Some people wipe gently with antibacterial wipes, store them in the freezer between wears, etc, etc.

So there's a difference between someone babying their precious raw denim vs someone who just doesn't care about being clean.

[Again, I don't do this and couldn't care less about jeans, but I've been hearing about it for yeeaaarrrrss from family members who are in the business of selling expensive raw denim jeans, so this is what they talk to their customers about]

[Metalcat]

As well as not washing everything everytime it's worn I've been washing everything in cold water for the last couple of years (towels and maybe sheets do get a hot wash every few months) and it has made a big difference in my energy bills (lots of expensive energy used to heat water in a washing machine) while making no detectable difference to the cleanliness of the clothes - if you think about it in most of the world's people don't have washing machines and wash in cold water with no ill effects. I suspect that most people over-use detergent as well: the "recommendation" from detergent manufacturers is just a sales tactic and half or less of what they recommend does just as good a job at much less cost to the wallet and the environment.   If something is stained I just pre-soak overnight in washing soda, job done.

I'm still baffled that there are people out there who wash everything after wearing it once.
And now you are telling me that there are people who always wash everything in hot water???

[chemistk]

Our household is kind of a mix of the replies in this thread so far.

We have 3 boys, and their clothes are washed after every use. Not a single article of clothing we put them in can avoid food, mud, sweat, grass, marker, snot, sunscreen, bugspray, or pretty much anything you can think a young child would touch. After a week, we have at least 3 loads of just their stuff (and it smells absolutely atrocious).

My wife insists on washing her stuff after every use. We split the laundry duties 60/40 (weighted toward me), and I can usually sneak at least her jeans and bras back into the closet a few times before she notices.

My stuff gets more use - shirts, socks, and underwear are washed after each use, while pants and "sleep shirts" get a few days before I bin them.

I wash my jeans about 1.2x a week. I end up getting them pretty dirty after 4 or 5 days because they're my work pants. I'll typically spend the whole day in them, and I am not supposed to come to work with stained or soiled pants (can't avoid it if the stain happens at work).

That being said, we do wash about 70% of our stuff in cold water. Socks, underwear, and hand towels/washcloths get the hot water, especially soiled stuff gets warm, and the rest gets cold. At least half our stuff is also line dried, saving a lot of money on the dryer (and the integrity of a lot of our clothes).

I know there's a lot of unnecessary clothes waste out there, and cold water/line drying/prolonged wear cycles are key to keeping clothes longer. There's a finite point though, my jeans all regardless of brand or fit wear out at the crotch and knees at the same time. It's not just one small patch either, towards the end of their 'life', the whole thing is practically see-through. I've heard all the arguments that you can patch them as needed, but I challenge anyone who says that to fix my pants without just cutting the entire crotch out and re-sewing a new one on. 

[dcheesi]

I feel like we've had a similar conversation here before...?

Anyway, I wash anything that touches the stinky/hairy parts of my body every time, but things like pants can go several wears before washing.

Pants definitely need to be washed eventually, though; even my jeans get a little ...funky after enough wears, and if I don't wash them promptly, that 'funk' can linger even after I do finally wash them. YMMV, but the whole "no-wash" movement for (raw) denim is just a non-starter for me.

[Metalcat]

I feel like we've had a similar conversation here before...?

Anyway, I wash anything that touches the stinky/hairy parts of my body every time, but things like pants can go several wears before washing.

Pants definitely need to be washed eventually, though; even my jeans get a little ...funky after enough wears, and if I don't wash them promptly, that 'funk' can linger even after I do finally wash them. YMMV, but the whole "no-wash" movement for (raw) denim is just a non-starter for me.

It is a factor that different people have different bacteria and body oils, plus different levels of activity and sweat. It's the same way some people can get away with not washing their hair and others can't.

And yes, we have talked about this (and not washing hair) before, I believe in the context of talking about general personal hygiene, etc.

[Daughn]

Found this info on this site :https://health.clevelandclinic.org/will-freezing-your-jeans-kill-the-germs-and-keep-the-fit/

Your jeans retain dead skin cells, oils from the skin, food, and dirt that will help bacteria flourish during daily wear. Laundering is the only way to remove those germ magnets. Excess bacteria on your skin can cause folliculitis, an acne-like rash on your legs! Or, think about fungal infections or jock itch, for example. Let’s say you have a foot fungus and you put on your jeans. As you do, the fungal organism gets on your pant leg as you pull them up.

If you wear the jeans, again and again, you may pass the fungus to your groin or thigh. Now you don’t just have foot fungus, you’ve got jock itch, too. The good news is you don’t need to wash jeans every time you wear them. A good rule of thumb is to wash them every two to three wears.

Q: Do freezing temperatures sanitize laundry?
A: Nope (said with a chuckle)! To kill bacteria, you typically have to reach 80 degrees below freezing. Since freezers sit around zero to four degrees, that’s nowhere near cold enough.

[Metalcat]

Yeah, they don't freeze them to kill.anything, they freeze them to prevent the bacteria and spores that are already there from continuing to reproduce like they would in a nice warm, dark drawer.

But yeah, if you have raging foot fungus, you should probably deal with that, and part of managing it is to diligently launder your clothing.

So no, no one with an active fungal infection should be using a method where they don't wash their clothes for any reason.

But infection free folks seem to manage just fine.

[jinga nation]

he obviously doesn't live in the humid SE USA.

I wear a pair daily for 7-10 days to work and then in the wash it goes. Office work, limited outdoors walking to/from car to building 5-ish minute walk, and I take them off as soon as I'm home, changing into shorts.

My yardwork jeans are old Levis, I can get them soaked in sweat after 2 hours outdoors. Would the CEO like my shweddy pants?

[GuitarStv]

I stand by the smell test.  If it smells, wash it.  If it doesn't, it's clean.

[bacchi]

As well as not washing everything everytime it's worn I've been washing everything in cold water for the last couple of years (towels and maybe sheets do get a hot wash every few months) and it has made a big difference in my energy bills (lots of expensive energy used to heat water in a washing machine) while making no detectable difference to the cleanliness of the clothes - if you think about it in most of the world's people don't have washing machines and wash in cold water with no ill effects. I suspect that most people over-use detergent as well: the "recommendation" from detergent manufacturers is just a sales tactic and half or less of what they recommend does just as good a job at much less cost to the wallet and the environment.   If something is stained I just pre-soak overnight in washing soda, job done.

I'm still baffled that there are people out there who wash everything after wearing it once.
And now you are telling me that there are people who always wash everything in hot water???

I'm baffled that people use dryers 100% of the time. My clothes are on the line unless it's been raining for 7 days straight.

[Rusted Rose]

I'm baffled that people use dryers 100% of the time. My clothes are on the line unless it's been raining for 7 days straight.

Well, not everyone has room to hang up a load of laundry at once ... but I do hang a number of things that I don't want to apply heat to.

However, they first go through the dryer on a no-heat setting for 30 minutes. This removes lint, which can stick badly if you let it dry on.

[sonofsven]

Sometimes I'm so filthy from work I take my clothes off on the porch and stuff them directly in the wash. I generally do two loads a week just for me.
It cracked me up seeing pre ripped new jeans for sale, when mine get like that I toss 'em.
I tried to sell some old ripped jeans at a hipster boutique in Portland, but they didn't want them because they were Wranglers.
I do have one pair of pants I've never washed in 26 years, Filson tin pants.
And they still fit (humble brag)

[SunnyDays]

Good lord, they're pants!  Not some precious jewels.  Throw them in the wash.  If someone has that much time and energy to devote to not washing clothes, they have their priorities wrong.

[Metalcat]

Good lord, they're pants!  Not some precious jewels.  Throw them in the wash.  If someone has that much time and energy to devote to not washing clothes, they have their priorities wrong.

People get fetishistic about all sorts of things. Jeans are actually not even close to the most expensive or pointless of precious collectibles that people get bent out of shape about.

People fucking love getting obsessive about things they think are cool.

[Daughn]

Good lord, they're pants!  Not some precious jewels.  Throw them in the wash.  If someone has that much time and energy to devote to not washing clothes, they have their priorities wrong.

People get fetishistic about all sorts of things. Jeans are actually not even close to the most expensive or pointless of precious collectibles that people get bent out of shape about.

People fucking love getting obsessive about things they think are cool.

I agree with you both 1000%

[slackmax]

I scanned the whole thread, and I don't think anyone mentioned that one big reason NOT to wash (and dry in the drier) clothes is that it WEARS THEM OUT. Fibers from your clothes go down the drain. Less jeans to put back on. ANd now that small rip is a big rip. And the drier bangs the clothes around, doing God knows what to them.

My mom disagrees, saying that grime that is allowed to build up between threads eventually becomes unremovable, and somehow ruins the clothes.

I used to be never-washer for jeans, but now I allow myself to wash them once every couple years, for heavy use jeans. 

I rewear cotton T shirts that aren't smelly multiple times, then wash them, based on  odor.    I think I am extending the life of the T shirts this way. But I could be wrong!

Oh, and I hand wash and line dry a lot, but not all, of my laundry.

[SunnyDays]

I scanned the whole thread, and I don't think anyone mentioned that one big reason NOT to wash (and dry in the drier) clothes is that it WEARS THEM OUT. Fibers from your clothes go down the drain. Less jeans to put back on. ANd now that small rip is a big rip. And the drier bangs the clothes around, doing God knows what to them.

My mom disagrees, saying that grime that is allowed to build up between threads eventually becomes unremovable, and somehow ruins the clothes.

I used to be never-washer for jeans, but now I allow myself to wash them once every couple years, for heavy use jeans. 

I rewear cotton T shirts that aren't smelly multiple times, then wash them, based on  odor.    I think I am extending the life of the T shirts this way. But I could be wrong!

Oh, and I hand wash and line dry a lot, but not all, of my laundry.

Yeah, I understand that it wears them out.  It wears all clothes out.  What I don't get is why jeans are so terribly valuable that someone goes to extraordinary lengths to not let them wear out.  I line dry most of my clothes too, but at least they get washed.  I don't own anything so "valuable" that I can't/won't wash it.  It's not something I would even consider doing with my time.

[Padonak]

I don't own any expensive jeans or other expensive clothes, so I wash everything regularly and don't care if wears them out

[Metalcat]

I scanned the whole thread, and I don't think anyone mentioned that one big reason NOT to wash (and dry in the drier) clothes is that it WEARS THEM OUT. Fibers from your clothes go down the drain. Less jeans to put back on. ANd now that small rip is a big rip. And the drier bangs the clothes around, doing God knows what to them.

My mom disagrees, saying that grime that is allowed to build up between threads eventually becomes unremovable, and somehow ruins the clothes.

I used to be never-washer for jeans, but now I allow myself to wash them once every couple years, for heavy use jeans. 

I rewear cotton T shirts that aren't smelly multiple times, then wash them, based on  odor.    I think I am extending the life of the T shirts this way. But I could be wrong!

Oh, and I hand wash and line dry a lot, but not all, of my laundry.

Yeah, I understand that it wears them out.  It wears all clothes out.  What I don't get is why jeans are so terribly valuable that someone goes to extraordinary lengths to not let them wear out.  I line dry most of my clothes too, but at least they get washed.  I don't own anything so "valuable" that I can't/won't wash it.  It's not something I would even consider doing with my time.

But how will you impress the other Denim Heads if you don't have perfectly preserved dye wear patterns in your raw denim.

I mean, isn't that obvious?

Lol, it's like any collectible, small detail exaggeration always prevails.

[GuitarStv]

If you can go a year or two of wear without the crotch of your jeans starting to smell a little funky . . . I am in awe!

[JoePublic3.14]

If you can go a year or two of wear without the crotch of your jeans starting to smell a little funky . . . I am in awe!

The missing info is the double undies that are swapped thrice daily…

I think I tend to lean towards GuitarStv approach, but I also roughly think about how many hours and what activities I have been doing. In the winter I would change into jeans after work and only wear them for four hours or so. In the summer, I may only toss them on…well never, I am shorts after work. I do not go around sniffing my jeans, I can generally simply sense that they are pretty dirty, time to swap to the second pair I own.

[SunnyDays]

I generally wear things several (okay, sometimes many) times with no issue, as long as I'm sure the items are presentable and don't smell.  But when in doubt, I throw it in the laundry.  Seems like a good balance between slovenliness and obsession.

[Morning Glory]

I had a friend who stayed at my house for a couple months and I had to tell him to wash his jeans because he stunk (dude worked construction and wore them every day). Surprisingly enough, he had no trouble getting dates, even with nice, non-desperate women. He could never keep a girlfriend long-term though...I stayed friends with a couple of his exes and one of them told me that she bought him pants to keep at her house and would make him shower and change when he got there.

[ericrugiero]

I normally wear my jeans for two days before washing (unless they get sweaty).  Longer than that and they tend to get smelly.  Socks, underwear and base layer shirts are washed after every wear.  For my body and activity level, any longer than this makes me stink. 

[Tester]

Hoodies/outer layers I wear several times.

Directly touching skin/"sensitive" areas, one wear.
Pants, smell test :) - and unfortunately this means one wear as this is what seems is working for my body.
I shower, all fresh clothes, go for a day of office work, maaaaaayyyyyybe I can wear the pants the next day - but not at work, just in the house...

I don't care if they are denim or not, 20/30 USD/year to change by blue jeans because of too many washes is fine for me.

[slackmax]

I scanned the whole thread, and I don't think anyone mentioned that one big reason NOT to wash (and dry in the drier) clothes is that it WEARS THEM OUT. Fibers from your clothes go down the drain. Less jeans to put back on. ANd now that small rip is a big rip. And the drier bangs the clothes around, doing God knows what to them.

My mom disagrees, saying that grime that is allowed to build up between threads eventually becomes unremovable, and somehow ruins the clothes.

I used to be never-washer for jeans, but now I allow myself to wash them once every couple years, for heavy use jeans. 

I rewear cotton T shirts that aren't smelly multiple times, then wash them, based on  odor.    I think I am extending the life of the T shirts this way. But I could be wrong!

Oh, and I hand wash and line dry a lot, but not all, of my laundry.

Yeah, I understand that it wears them out.  It wears all clothes out.  What I don't get is why jeans are so terribly valuable that someone goes to extraordinary lengths to not let them wear out.  I line dry most of my clothes too, but at least they get washed.  I don't own anything so "valuable" that I can't/won't wash it.  It's not something I would even consider doing with my time.

But how will you impress the other Denim Heads if you don't have perfectly preserved dye wear patterns in your raw denim.

I mean, isn't that obvious?

Lol, it's like any collectible, small detail exaggeration always prevails.

Not making this up. A customer at my flea market, who plays in a punk rock band, offered to buy the jeans I was
was wearing. Very old and worn white on the thighs, both legs torn at the ankles. He also offered
to buy any spares I had at home. I didn't ask how much he was offering, because I wasn't selling, lol.

[youngwildandfree]

I also use the sniff test, but I do all the laundry in our house because the other members of my family have defective noses. There are a lot of people I pass when I'm out and about that smell disgusting.

Underthings (t-shirts, workout gear, bras, socks, etc) get washed every wear and replaced every 6ish months. We are gross sweaty people.

Jeans that are worn inside/for clean work go for about 1-1.5 weeks. Jeans that are worn in the yard/garage/etc are gross after one wear.

Hoodies/jackets/etc are washed every once in a while.

I line dry in the sun as much as possible.

[JLee]

I scanned the whole thread, and I don't think anyone mentioned that one big reason NOT to wash (and dry in the drier) clothes is that it WEARS THEM OUT. Fibers from your clothes go down the drain. Less jeans to put back on. ANd now that small rip is a big rip. And the drier bangs the clothes around, doing God knows what to them.

My mom disagrees, saying that grime that is allowed to build up between threads eventually becomes unremovable, and somehow ruins the clothes.

I used to be never-washer for jeans, but now I allow myself to wash them once every couple years, for heavy use jeans. 

I rewear cotton T shirts that aren't smelly multiple times, then wash them, based on  odor.    I think I am extending the life of the T shirts this way. But I could be wrong!

Oh, and I hand wash and line dry a lot, but not all, of my laundry.

Yeah, I understand that it wears them out.  It wears all clothes out.  What I don't get is why jeans are so terribly valuable that someone goes to extraordinary lengths to not let them wear out.  I line dry most of my clothes too, but at least they get washed.  I don't own anything so "valuable" that I can't/won't wash it.  It's not something I would even consider doing with my time.

But how will you impress the other Denim Heads if you don't have perfectly preserved dye wear patterns in your raw denim.

I mean, isn't that obvious?

Lol, it's like any collectible, small detail exaggeration always prevails.

Not making this up. A customer at my flea market, who plays in a punk rock band, offered to buy the jeans I was
was wearing. Very old and worn white on the thighs, both legs torn at the ankles. He also offered
to buy any spares I had at home. I didn't ask how much he was offering, because I wasn't selling, lol.

That reminds me of this TEDx talk (which is totally worth the time to watch): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDQrMoksJ4Q

[force majeure]

The trend now is raw or selvedge denim.
You dont wash this denim jean, maybe the odd time.
Put into your freezer, or soak it gently.
We are talking about a $400 pair of trousers.

[jeninco]

I don't own any expensive jeans or other expensive clothes, so I wash everything regularly and don't care if wears them out

I live in fancy-villa, so I also do this with cashmere sweaters (that I purchase used for <$10, typically). Wear them like they're hoodies, toss them in the washer (on the delicate cycle) when they seem to be getting grungy. And at the end of the season, so they get put away clean.

Reminds me of a friend who remarked, upon seeing a dirty Jaguar parked all askew on a street in San Francisco, "that owner can afford that car"

[Cool Friend]

I soak mine in a bucket with white vinegar and water and then hang dry it. I throw my masks and baseball caps in there while I'm at it. Not sure how, but they don't smell like vinegar once they're dry, they smell fresh and clean. I put everything else in machines, but I like my jeans to last longer since I do tend to rewear jeans several times before washing them. I use the smell test too.

[Sibley]

Please wash your pants. I'm not saying you have to wash them after every wash. But clothing does need to be cleaned periodically.

I used to know someone who never washed their jeans. It was gross. Really gross. Don't be gross.

Were they just a gross person who was filthy or a Denim Head who was obsessed with their jeans?

The folks I know who prize their raw denim jeans and never wash them unless something spills on them (and even then, they'll spot wash if they can), they aren't walking around with gross pants because they have all these extra steps they take to care for them that are way more work than just tossing them in the wash. Like turning them inside out, misting with diluted vinegar, and leaving them to dry in the sun or steaming them. Some people wipe gently with antibacterial wipes, store them in the freezer between wears, etc, etc.

So there's a difference between someone babying their precious raw denim vs someone who just doesn't care about being clean.

[Again, I don't do this and couldn't care less about jeans, but I've been hearing about it for yeeaaarrrrss from family members who are in the business of selling expensive raw denim jeans, so this is what they talk to their customers about]

I don't know. It was a long time ago. I just remember there being an unpleasant odor around him (it was bad) and then hearing him boasting about never washing his jeans.

Even if you're normally a clean person though, there are oils on our skin and they get on our clothes. If you never wash your jeans then you're also not washing out those oils. Even if you're doing some work to "clean" them without washing. And that's aside from dirt that you're picking up from just wearing them. There comes a point where jeans MUST be washed.

[Metalcat]

Please wash your pants. I'm not saying you have to wash them after every wash. But clothing does need to be cleaned periodically.

I used to know someone who never washed their jeans. It was gross. Really gross. Don't be gross.

Were they just a gross person who was filthy or a Denim Head who was obsessed with their jeans?

The folks I know who prize their raw denim jeans and never wash them unless something spills on them (and even then, they'll spot wash if they can), they aren't walking around with gross pants because they have all these extra steps they take to care for them that are way more work than just tossing them in the wash. Like turning them inside out, misting with diluted vinegar, and leaving them to dry in the sun or steaming them. Some people wipe gently with antibacterial wipes, store them in the freezer between wears, etc, etc.

So there's a difference between someone babying their precious raw denim vs someone who just doesn't care about being clean.

[Again, I don't do this and couldn't care less about jeans, but I've been hearing about it for yeeaaarrrrss from family members who are in the business of selling expensive raw denim jeans, so this is what they talk to their customers about]

I don't know. It was a long time ago. I just remember there being an unpleasant odor around him (it was bad) and then hearing him boasting about never washing his jeans.

Even if you're normally a clean person though, there are oils on our skin and they get on our clothes. If you never wash your jeans then you're also not washing out those oils. Even if you're doing some work to "clean" them without washing. And that's aside from dirt that you're picking up from just wearing them. There comes a point where jeans MUST be washed.

Ah, see there's a difference between never sanitizing something and never throwing it into the wash with detergent.

Many body bacteria are pretty harmless and can have their smell neutralized with vinegar and sunshine.

FTR, I wash my jeans, because I don't give a fuck about jeans, so I'm not defending this because I'm a fan or anything.

But I have an insane sense of smell, and am related to some of these hard core, elitist demin-heads and their jeans do not smell. I would taunt them mercilessly if they did.

[Chris Pascale]

As someone who rips some pretty hard farts throughout the day, and also goes for walks for exercise, my jeans need to be washed.

[Metalcat]

As someone who rips some pretty hard farts throughout the day, and also goes for walks for exercise, my jeans need to be washed.

https://www.myshreddies.com/

[GuitarStv]

As someone who rips some pretty hard farts throughout the day, and also goes for walks for exercise, my jeans need to be washed.

https://www.myshreddies.com/

So . . . I look at the pics of models in their flatulence filtering underwear . . . and all I can picture is two hot models snuggling up in the window in their under wear ripping ass.

[Chris Pascale]

Thanks to you guys I have thought of the Levi's CEO's butthole and other areas a bit more than usual this week. Probably could have done without it, but, honestly, what else would I do with my time?

[sonofsven]

I had this idea for construction workers, or really anybody, brown underwear, "Skidders". Go ahead, make millions.

[Chris Pascale]

I had this idea for construction workers, or really anybody, brown underwear, "Skidders". Go ahead, make millions.

It's pretty elitist not to just DIY the brown into your drawers.