I have a microwave but I always make popcorn on the stove, never in the microwave. Talk about unmustachian! Microwave popcorn is crazy expensive. On Amazon right now you can get Pop Secret microwave popcorn (not a premium brand) for 28 bags of 3.2 oz. for $26.23, which is of course a low bulk price. That's 89.6 oz. for ~29 cents per ounce. All over the internet I find Orville Redenbacher's (a premium brand) 45-oz. jar of stovetop kernels for $4.99. That's 11 cents per ounce, $10.00 for 90 ounces (for the pricy brand!), vs. microwave popcorn at a discount price of $26.23 for 90 ounces. Craziness! So unmustachian!
Making stovetop popcorn is easy-peasy. I have done it my whole life and burned it maybe once, when I was using someone else's very thin pot. You need a good- or medium-quality pot. If you have a thin one, you can still do it fine, but keep the heat very low. Pour in enough kernels to cover the bottom of the pot without any on top of the others, or maybe a little less. Then pour in enough oil (regular vegetable oil, not olive oil, which burns more easily) to cover the kernels so they're about 3/4 covered but not drowning. Turn the heat to somewhere between low and medium. Put the cover on. No need to shake the pan. Wait until there's a couple of seconds between pops -- the same point at which you'd take the bag out of the microwave. Take the pan off the stove, pour into a bowl, enjoy.
Jiffypop was not invented to compensate for people who couldn't make stovetop popcorn. The bottom of the pan was so thin that it was actually more likely to burn. It was made for people on campouts or in summer cabins who couldn't carry a whole big pot and supplies with them. The gimmick was that you had everything you needed -- pot, popcorn, oil -- in one package, not that it was easier to cook.