Without further delay, presenting:
The Great Parental Overhaul
Okay! A couple weeks ago as it had been teased, I had traveled out to my parents place to help assist with a major communications and hardware refresh in the wild sticks of Oklahoma. There was a dying Mac Mini involved, a migration over to Airvoice Wireless for the cell phone service, and a migration over to AT&T for Internet. It went from two days to four filled with wailing and gnashing of teeth, but I had returned mostly victorious.
Cell Phone(s):We'll start with the trivially easy part. There was a transition over to Airvoice Wireless with my mother's phone. The $10 a month plan was chosen, and the number porting went smoothly. Customer support was excellent, friendly and fluent. There was a hitch in migration as the voice mailbox wasn't set up initially, but it was resolved with a call that lasted less than five minutes, and most of that five minutes was spent waiting on hold, reading the ICCID number and validating the account. In keeping with the positive only thing I laid out earlier after the diversion a couple weeks ago, I just want to say that Airvoice has proven to be a far nicer experience than H2O has become the past few months and leave it at that. H2O will likely be taken off the recommended list if things continue.
My father's cell line was dropped in favor of the free emergency only option in the glovebox since the man refuses to take the fool thing anywhere. He's 79 and stubborn as a mule. Both my mother and myself would feel more comfortable with him driving if he carried the thing, but there's no point in continuing to spend money on something that has yet to be used and likely never will. With the sorts of summer heatwaves we've been getting, though, I am a bit concerned about longevity of the beater phone getting cooked in his truck.
Internet:First, some color and background. Up until about two years ago, my parents were so remote that they were still on dial-up internet where they live... and not just any dial-up, dial-up that AT&T capped out the lines to only support up to 28.8kbps due to digital voice compression. Then, about three years ago, it was determined that dial-up just wasn't going to work anymore and after spending months of agonizing research time on satellite and wireless broadband options (one of the many research topics that helped lead to the creation of this guide), we finally settled on T-Mobile for their internet access as 28.8kbps is quite literally so slow as to not even be worth paying for, but they wanted and needed it. You're probably asking, "Daley... why in blue blazes would you choose T-Mo for wireless broadband, especially two years ago? That's nuts."
Yes, it is nuts... but my parents live on a figurative indian burial ground. What's really nuts is at the time, T-Mo and AT&T in that area on the wireless end were both only providing low-end EDGE data speeds. I would have
loved to have gotten them onto Virgin's data plan, but there's quite literally a Sprint dead zone about 80 feet wide surrounding their house, and Verizon was the same way. So, for about $45 a month, my parents paid T-Mobile for glorious high-latency 64kbps EDGE internet access. Then Verizon LTE came on line in the area a little over a year ago, and I found reports of people farther away from the tower than my parents getting excellent data speeds. Hotcha? Not so much. My parents place was a dead zone once again and they kept trucking with T-Mo.
Now, I should briefly mention the satellite options. Both are expensive, cost an even more hideous amount for what's provided than wireless, install is costly, and there's a two year contract on top of it. My father refused to go under contract, which is just as well... Wild Blue didn't have sufficient southern exposure for reception and HughesNet refused to even take on additional subscribers in the area. And if you're curious, no... my parents won't move.
Well, a few months ago, AT&T finally reported that they'd overhauled the towers in the area and were claiming HSPA+ "4G" speeds now. They had originally been with AT&T with their wireless a few years back, so I knew reception was good. GSM was the only thing reaching out there, after all... and no matter how much there was a repulsion towards the Death Star, it's about bang for buck and T-Mo was still only basically providing high-latency (proper) dial-up speeds for a fistful of dollars. Just to make sure, I sent a friend who's still on AT&T (true road warrior - trucker) out to their land and he was pulling about 1Mbps. Not great, but immensely better than T-Mo.
Anyway, it took convincing my parents several months to try and pull the handle on the transition. As a means to help try and improve speeds further, I decided that going with a wireless base station like a MiFi device would be beneficial as then the modem could be parked where-ever the best reception could be obtained in the house (and the connection could be easier shared with multiple devices). Cost was an issue, though, as were contracts. We settled on a $25 Sierra USBConnect 308 (used) and a $35 TP-Link TL-MR3020 (new, discounted) brought together instead. I have to say, the TP-Link router is a humdinger of a device for the price. It may only have one ethernet port, but it's small, easy to set up, the firmware's quite robust and feature rich, and the power draw is quite low even with the USB modem plugged in. Unfortunately, the process took so long to get my parents on board with, they missed out on a $40/month data only package that was being offered by AT&T a few months back and got shafted with the $50/5GB plan. Good news is, internet is usable out at their house now! Bad news is, it caps out at about 600kbps and still kinda high latency... similar dead spot as with the CDMA carriers. The ancestral ghosts of Chief Running Gag clearly don't want my parents to get good reception.
Great news is, though, now you know if you're needing a similar setup and already use a pretty standard USB modem, you can convert it into a relatively secure wireless hotspot for around $35-40. Also, my parents internet/cell/phone budget isn't necessarily any cheaper, but they're getting far better for the money with an average outlay of around $75-80 a month. It's the small victories, even if you
do have to sell your telecommunicating soul to Ma Bell. Footnote: VoIP isn't an option for them, and their Google Voice number isn't even on the same exchange - one town over, and long distance. At least they can successfully initiate calls online now. Aren't monopolies awesome!?
Computer:Finally, we close with the computer. As I
am dealing with an indian burial ground, you'd be correct to suspect that there was a plague of problems. A refurbished Dell Optiplex was obtained for around $170 to retire the failing Mac Mini with, and it shipped with a bad DIMM. If I hadn't dealt with refurbs for years (or my parents), I'd probably swear off refurbs, but I know better. This is just how the universe works when I do anything for the parental units. Got it stable, load up Ubuntu 12.04, seems... okay, but twitchy. Come to find out, the Nvidia drivers these past few months under Linux went to crap for the old 5xxx, 6xxx GPUs, and guess what was powering the onboard video. I'd sworn by Nvidia under Linux for years... so of course it didn't work. Finally broke down and spent $30 on an ATI Radeon 5450 which works beautifully using the open source ATI drivers. First time I'd ever had a Radeon work near flawlessly under Linux, let alone a newer one.
Here's the good news for you Mac heads... with some minor tweaks to the Unity interface and if you primarily use mostly cross-platform open source apps already, your transition between platforms is actually pretty smooth. There was a few days of minor culture shock and learning where a few things got moved around to, but the transition went relatively smoothly (barring the technical issues with AT&T's wireless internet access and constantly tossing 503 bad gateway errors on the Canonical repositories for updating the system - but that's for another day).
Anyway, there you go. Mostly an entertaining post with a few useful tidbits tossed in. Really more blog fodder, but I'm working on that. >.>