I kid. :)
I just put in the order to remove the professional management from my inherited IRA, so when that goes through, I'll have complete control and responsibility for all of my accounts. I will be implementing my total AA over the course of the coming week (my bond/REIT funds will be in this account).
I can't believe how far I've come and how much I've been able to do thanks to what I've learned so far from this board (and a handful of other sites). When I first started, the idea of managing my own accounts scared the ever-loving crap out of me, and now I'm kind of excited to get this set and just let it go (hopefully up, but I can handle the lows).
So the badassity is owed to all of you that helped a clueless soul to knuckle down and do my homework and take control of my future. Thanks! :D