He sure picked the wrong old lady to rob! She's outstanding!
Our local post office was run by a diminutive but feisty Chinese lady. I have a terrible passport photo because just as she was about to take the photo she suddenly pointed her finger at me and growled "You No Smile!" I froze in shock and the photo captured it perfectly. I was too intimidated to ask her to take another. Some months later some dude tried to rob the post office at gunpoint. She threw her chair over the counter at him and chased him out.