Cross posted from the boring money journal...
Investment property hunting...
Took a long drive after work today to look at a "too-good-to-be-true" deal. Turns out it was too good to be true. Oh well it was a nice night out.
The property was a pair of houses on a large lot. The lot was on the crest of a large bank which dropped down in to the downtown area. Asking price was $158,000 with one unit rented at $1050, and the other vacant. With $$$ in my eyes I made the hour long drive and did the walkthrough.
House 1. - Vacant - former drug house. Upstairs bedroom set up as shop with different signs taped to the wall and descriptions of what each variety of goods was like. Not being part of drug culture I found this interesting and educational. Some of the buds looked very unique.
- Bad lean toward the hill. The house was on the brink of the slope and the lean hinted that soils are pushing it downhill.
- Main floor floors were spongy. You could feel them sag as you walked on them. The walls all needed patching from where someone had punched through them. Many broken windows. Bashed in appliances.
- Wraparound porch completely rotted out. needed rebuilding all the way around the house.
- Cast iron plumbing, 100 AMP hydro, no basement access (dirt crawlspace according to LA). Chimney cracked and hanging off itself - looked like it was about to fall off.
House 2. - Tenanted - Exterior in much better condition. Vinyl siding needed a powerwash, gutters needed cleaning, but overall workable. Many broken disability scooters scattered around yard.
- Tenant came out on porch, saw us outside, turned around and ran inside. Looks like Grizzly Adams. Weird.
- Inside covered in a thick layer of cigarette tar. Tenants both over weight. Female tells us they are on Disability because neither of them can walk. Have teenage kids.
- Rooms filled with detrius to the point doors won't open. Appliances caked in filth.
- Tenant proudly tells us then have never had pets and never plan to. Fishtank says this is a lie. Water in fish tank is brown, but there are still air bubbles, so I assume there were fish too. Wife sits on walker and shares her life history as we tour the house.
- Greeted by rat in bathroom... Shower is... *Shudder* The bathroom has its own ecosystem.
- These people have children, that meant that at some time they were naked in this house. GAAAAK!!!
Lot- Property is largish and in a very affluent neighbourhood, so maybe lot value???
- Retaining wall at top of bank is RR ties, and very rotten. Height of about 5'. No idea of replacement budget, but its big.
- Zoning difficulties - Lot is zoned R4 with an EP hold on the bank. Buildable land reduces potential to an R2. You pay the taxes on a large lot, but only get to use a corner of it.
So yeah, yet another house I won't be buying. I mean the numbers worked on this, but between the quality of the tenants and the quality of the structures, and the poor land, I just can't see owning it. You would have to tear down and rebuild the front house, then wait for the tenants to move out and gut/reno the back house. And do all that without disturbing the soils or the retaining wall will fail taking the houses with it.
Run AWAY!!!
