So I just rented a house to a bunch of grad students. This morning I got an email to which some photos were attached, showing how the bed one of them just bought is wedged right up against the radiator in his room. The headboard is pressed against the radiator, because he chose to orient his bed along the "vertical" axis of his room and to put it on a certain wall, instead of putting it on any of the other three walls or orienting it along the "horizontal" axis. His question was...
"Can you move the radiator?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!