A lot of great ideas here: http://forum.mrmoneymustache.com/off-topic/business-card-ideas/msg109442/#msg109442I'm going with Baller when I get there.
I've always had a soft spot for "funemployed".
Quote from: Jon_Snow on October 29, 2015, 11:00:01 AMI've always had a soft spot for "funemployed".That is a good one. Right now am I am an unpaid canine solid waste collector....
Quote from: G-dog on November 13, 2015, 04:59:33 PMQuote from: Jon_Snow on October 29, 2015, 11:00:01 AMI've always had a soft spot for "funemployed".That is a good one. Right now am I am an unpaid canine solid waste collector....Collector or Cleanup Specialist?
Quote from: BackyarBQ on November 13, 2015, 05:03:59 PMQuote from: G-dog on November 13, 2015, 04:59:33 PMQuote from: Jon_Snow on October 29, 2015, 11:00:01 AMI've always had a soft spot for "funemployed".That is a good one. Right now am I am an unpaid canine solid waste collector....Collector or Cleanup Specialist?Nah, it's gotta be something like..."Executive General Manager - Waste Recovery (Canine Organics)"
We are not FIRED yet so technically can't have input to this but my husband put "Domestic Goddess" for my occupation on our tax returns one year. I didn't catch it until after he filed. Good grief. :)
International Woman of Mystery...or Pole Dancer.
Quote from: dude on December 10, 2015, 08:51:19 AMQuote from: spartana on December 09, 2015, 03:07:25 PMInternational Woman of Mystery...or Pole Dancer.HAHAHA!!! Love it! Hadn't even thought about this -- now I'll actually look forward to filing taxes in retirement!Well you'll be able to put "Professional Rock Climber" then - or maybe go with "Climbing Bum"...yeah I like that better :-)!
Quote from: spartana on December 09, 2015, 03:07:25 PMInternational Woman of Mystery...or Pole Dancer.HAHAHA!!! Love it! Hadn't even thought about this -- now I'll actually look forward to filing taxes in retirement!
Quote from: dude on December 11, 2015, 05:25:44 AMQuote from: spartana on December 10, 2015, 11:22:36 AMQuote from: dude on December 10, 2015, 08:51:19 AMQuote from: spartana on December 09, 2015, 03:07:25 PMInternational Woman of Mystery...or Pole Dancer.HAHAHA!!! Love it! Hadn't even thought about this -- now I'll actually look forward to filing taxes in retirement!Well you'll be able to put "Professional Rock Climber" then - or maybe go with "Climbing Bum"...yeah I like that better :-)!hahahaha! yep, though the fact I'm getting paid to do it kinda throws the "bum" thing out the window! Started guiding weekends this fall -- and loved every minute of it! Plan to guide ice come Feb (too much going on in Jan). Perhaps "Vertical Vagabond" or "Rock Star". :-)Rock Star??? Nah - go with Rock God :-)! Glad you are enjoying the side gig so much. Doing what you love and getting paid is pretty sweet (minus whinny demanding clients that is).
Quote from: spartana on December 10, 2015, 11:22:36 AMQuote from: dude on December 10, 2015, 08:51:19 AMQuote from: spartana on December 09, 2015, 03:07:25 PMInternational Woman of Mystery...or Pole Dancer.HAHAHA!!! Love it! Hadn't even thought about this -- now I'll actually look forward to filing taxes in retirement!Well you'll be able to put "Professional Rock Climber" then - or maybe go with "Climbing Bum"...yeah I like that better :-)!hahahaha! yep, though the fact I'm getting paid to do it kinda throws the "bum" thing out the window! Started guiding weekends this fall -- and loved every minute of it! Plan to guide ice come Feb (too much going on in Jan). Perhaps "Vertical Vagabond" or "Rock Star". :-)
Quote from: dude on December 11, 2015, 11:02:58 AMQuote from: spartana on December 11, 2015, 10:21:51 AMQuote from: dude on December 11, 2015, 05:25:44 AMQuote from: spartana on December 10, 2015, 11:22:36 AMQuote from: dude on December 10, 2015, 08:51:19 AMQuote from: spartana on December 09, 2015, 03:07:25 PMInternational Woman of Mystery...or Pole Dancer.HAHAHA!!! Love it! Hadn't even thought about this -- now I'll actually look forward to filing taxes in retirement!Well you'll be able to put "Professional Rock Climber" then - or maybe go with "Climbing Bum"...yeah I like that better :-)!hahahaha! yep, though the fact I'm getting paid to do it kinda throws the "bum" thing out the window! Started guiding weekends this fall -- and loved every minute of it! Plan to guide ice come Feb (too much going on in Jan). Perhaps "Vertical Vagabond" or "Rock Star". :-)Rock Star??? Nah - go with Rock God :-)! Glad you are enjoying the side gig so much. Doing what you love and getting paid is pretty sweet (minus whinny demanding clients that is).Yes, it is! Had one whiny-ish client -- she got her hair caught in the rappel device during a belayed rappel. Ouch. Managed the incident fine, and she was unharmed, but she was "devastated" about damage to her hair, which from what I could tell, was nothing. But it was like the end of the world to her. Though she mellowed out as the day went on and I had opportunities to coach and encourage her through a climb. Got tipped pretty well that day, so in the end all was good! :-)Oh...the...horror!!!!!! But then that's happened to me a few times and It.Is.Devastating :-)! although in my hairs case it was probably an improvement.
Quote from: spartana on December 11, 2015, 10:21:51 AMQuote from: dude on December 11, 2015, 05:25:44 AMQuote from: spartana on December 10, 2015, 11:22:36 AMQuote from: dude on December 10, 2015, 08:51:19 AMQuote from: spartana on December 09, 2015, 03:07:25 PMInternational Woman of Mystery...or Pole Dancer.HAHAHA!!! Love it! Hadn't even thought about this -- now I'll actually look forward to filing taxes in retirement!Well you'll be able to put "Professional Rock Climber" then - or maybe go with "Climbing Bum"...yeah I like that better :-)!hahahaha! yep, though the fact I'm getting paid to do it kinda throws the "bum" thing out the window! Started guiding weekends this fall -- and loved every minute of it! Plan to guide ice come Feb (too much going on in Jan). Perhaps "Vertical Vagabond" or "Rock Star". :-)Rock Star??? Nah - go with Rock God :-)! Glad you are enjoying the side gig so much. Doing what you love and getting paid is pretty sweet (minus whinny demanding clients that is).Yes, it is! Had one whiny-ish client -- she got her hair caught in the rappel device during a belayed rappel. Ouch. Managed the incident fine, and she was unharmed, but she was "devastated" about damage to her hair, which from what I could tell, was nothing. But it was like the end of the world to her. Though she mellowed out as the day went on and I had opportunities to coach and encourage her through a climb. Got tipped pretty well that day, so in the end all was good! :-)
Professional dilettante would also be applicable in my case. :) (edit to add: that's the job title I use at LinkedIn)
I wonder if "Tax Cheat" would get you flagged for an audit?
Quote from: So Close on December 16, 2015, 03:23:48 PMI wonder if "Tax Cheat" would get you flagged for an audit?"Your Honor, Taxpayer So Close has admitted his tax fraud right here on his Form 1040, right next to his own signature. The prosecution rests."At least give 'em a little challenge. :)
Tax Avoider?
Pimp.
I don't make it over to RoG's site much these days, but from what I remember he should consider this one...banana hammock model.
Quote from: Jon_Snow on December 20, 2015, 02:42:21 PMI don't make it over to RoG's site much these days, but from what I remember he should consider this one...banana hammock model.Fixed that for you.