After only one week on the job working in intelligence, I was given the task of quietly carrying over $1 million cash to a country I was traveling to the next day.
Pro Tip: Over $1M in cash is HEAVY -- at least 30 lbs I'd guess for the box I was carrying.
For that entire day and the next day, I had the cash in my control, and it was so frightening -- what if I forget it when I go to the bathroom at work or at the airport? What if someone breaks into my house and steals it before I fly out the next day? Small chance, but who would believe THAT if it happened?! What if I forget it in the cab when I get dropped off at the airport? What if I forget to pick it back up after going through all the airport ticketing stuff? You have to set it down at some point, and it was always unsettling doing so.
The trip itself was a heady experience -- I'd just flash my credentials to bypass all airport and other security both in the U.S. and the country I traveled to. No X-rays, no patting me down, nothing -- just walk around it all with a wave. My friends on the job all joked they'd never see me again, since I was being sent by myself with $1M+, guns, a special passport, and a plane ticket to a non-extraditing country. They figured I'd be "retired" at age 28 at some island resort.
People are weird about money. When I was in my early 20s I wanted to switch a large chunk of money (60,000$) from one bank that I was using to another. So I phoned up bank A, and said that I'd like to transfer it.
And bank A said,"No problem, the fee for transferring that money to another bank is 40$".
I said "Fuck that. What's the fee if I withdraw the same amount of money."
"Well, zero dollars. But we don't keep that kind of cash on hand. You would have to wait three weeks."
So I was like "Sure, whatever."
Went in three weeks later on the date they told me. There were four visible security guards in the bank when I arrived. So I got my 60,000$ from the bank (they let me come behind the counter to the vault), and it was pretty clear that everyone thought my 23 year old ass was dealing drugs or pimping. Anyhoo, I stuffed it all in my beaten up backpack, hopped on my trusty bike, biked over to bank B and handed it over to the cashier in Bank B to deposit. I wasn't nervous at all, but every person I interacted with in both banks was acting really, really strange.
Why bank A never let me waive the transfer fee, I'll never know. Must have cost 'em more than that to have the money shipped in and to hire the extra security. So weird.