Author Topic: I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid (Read 17160 times)

Shor · « **Reply #50 on:** April 21, 2014, 03:09:22 PM »

This woman told me her son is autistic, but I thought she said "artistic." So I said, "Oh really? I'd like to see some of the things he's done."

... and the woman showed you a lot of stuff.

DoubleDown · « **Reply #51 on:** April 21, 2014, 09:00:33 PM »

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part.

-- Jack Handey

LouisPritchard · « **Reply #52 on:** April 21, 2014, 11:15:14 PM »

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted.

grantmeaname · « **Reply #53 on:** May 03, 2014, 01:11:06 PM »

So I went to the forum yesterday afternoon and I was like "Man, this place totally rocks"

arebelspy · « **Reply #54 on:** May 03, 2014, 01:18:07 PM »

Sure, I'd say visual puns work. I mean, at least you gave us a concrete example.

Russ · « **Reply #55 on:** May 03, 2014, 01:35:22 PM »

Ever hear the one about the geologist with a speech impediment?

He had a "lith"p

Bakari · « **Reply #56 on:** May 03, 2014, 08:10:37 PM »

A soldier who survives both mustard gas and pepper spray is certainly a seasoned veteran

Norrie · « **Reply #57 on:** May 05, 2014, 06:43:54 PM »

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.

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