A bunch of Dumb Halloween Jokes:
What do you call a dancing ghost?
What do you call a cheesy Halloween dance?
When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims?
How do you write a book about Halloween?
Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
“Do you believe in people?”
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the carnival? A:
When does a ghost have breakfast?
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
What is in a ghost’s nose?
What do you call a little monsters parents?
What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
What is a Skeleton’s favorite song?
What did the witch do on her birthday?
What’s a monster’s favorite bean?
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately
How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.
What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don’t spook until you’re spoken to.
What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
What do birds give out on Halloween night?
What do Italians eat on Halloween?
What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking?
What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind
What do you call a ghost on the ceiling?
What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
What do female ghosts use to do their makeup?